Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday! But before your tip, a little NPR-style appeal. I’m terrible at actively promoting myself, but let’s give it a try…

I’m glad you’re here for my public writings and videos! If you enjoy that content, would you consider joining my Patreon? The lowest tier is just one dollar. What can you get for a dollar these days? Some ramen? You can’t even get a cup of decent coffee for a buck.

As a Patron, not only do you get my blog posts emailed directly to you, but also costume tutorials, performance videos, peeks backstage, and more, plus all the previous stuff, going back to 2017. Higher level tiers get even more perks.

As an extra incentive, I had promised for a long time that if I reached a certain number of Patrons, of any level, I would tell the story of a special costume piece and do a photoshoot wearing it. I am ONE Patron away from that goal. Will you be the one?

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming…

The weather is getting cooler. It’s time to check the shoes you use for fall and winter acts and repair if needed.

Check for missing rhinestones and other decorative bits and replace them. Also change worn laces or ribbons. See if they need new heels, soles, buckles, etc. and take them to a repair shop. As long as you’re making a trip anyway, see if any of your non-show shoes need professional attention as well.

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 29 September 2023 at 3:54 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip (yes, it’s Monday)

Dear Constant Reader,

I know I missed your Friday Tip this week (and B.A.B.E. students didn’t get their weekly newsletter). I was felled by a head cold this past week and wasn’t good for much more than sipping tea and reading trashy novels. Here’s your belated tip:

Trouble twirling? Your tassels might be too light.

A small, light tassel is going to be harder to twirl than one with a little heft to it. Replace it with one with a longer body or a bit of weight in the head (a plastic or wooden bead works nicely). Sally Keith was said to have weighted her famous tassels with buckshot!

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 25 September 2023 at 3:15 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Back to School 9/8/23

Dear Constant Reader,

This Friday we had a show at a brand-new to us venue, Electric Haze in Worcester. Since Ava moved out that way, Scratch has been looking for places to have shows closer to her. He was trying to book our Halloween show, Carnal Carnival there, but they offered us this night instead. Scratch had his doubts, as the date was a mere 2 weeks off, but the promotor was sure we’d have a good crowd because of Worcester Pride.

Electric Haze is a hookah bar and live entertainment venue and they had a very nice stage, good tech, great staff, and a spacious corner of their basement as a dressing room. What they did not have was much of an audience. It’s been a very long time since we had so few people in the audience. Maybe it was the short lead time for promotion. Maybe it was the weather. Maybe it was Pride events elsewhere. Whatever the reason, it was a bit dispiriting.

Scratch asked us if we wanted to go on as planned or cancel. Two of Devastasia’s friends were in the audience and they really wanted to see her Mothman act. And the apprentices had been working very hard on their number. We compromised and decided to do a shortened show. And this is how it went:

Devastasia: “Summertime” (Sam Cooke)
We said goodbye to summer with one of Devastasia’s beautiful showgirl-style acts.

Ava Fox: “The Spy” (The Doors)
This is a slinky chair dance, which we justified as being about secret school crushes.

Scratch: The Mystery of the Vanishing Bandana (magic)
In which the audience sees Scratch learn a magic trick in real time.

Betty Blaize: “Bad Things” (Jace Everett)
Usually when Betty does this act, she’s a dominatrix tormenting… a banana. I this case she was a stern schoolteacher tormenting… an apple. A very bad apple.  He even had a little dunce cap.

Mina Murray: “Stay with Me” (Sam Smith)
The beginning of the school year often means saying goodbye to that summer fling. While it’s somewhat melancholy, I love this fan dance.

Scratch: Sobriety Test (magic)
Scratch did a quick card trick that had the audience questioning reality and their own sobriety.

Devastasia: Mothman (“Harlem Nocturne” but I don’t know which version)
As our visiting professor of cryptozoology, Devastasia showed the habits of the elusive Mothman, complete with hand-painted wings and glowing eyes pasties.

Ava Fox, Phoebe Star, Vivienne Kitt: “Kindergarten” (Unkle Ho)
This is the jewel box number we’ve been doing for years, only with new music and slightly new choreography. Our three naughty art school girls wore short pleated skirts and paint-splattered undies and danced with giant paintbrushes.

As is usual for us, there; are no photos and no video. Someday, someday…

During the  show, members of the band performing after us were trickling in, many of whom had never seen a burlesque show before. A number of people (including the band) told us how much they enjoyed the show. I’m glad we went ahead, but also glad we only did slightly more than half our original material.

After the show I discovered the bar had a relatively extensive mocktail selection, neatly paralleling their cocktail menu.

We’re hoping to return in December for our winter holiday show!

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 20 September 2023 at 3:11 pm  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Although the weather is rather beautiful right now, here at The Manor we are awaiting the arrival of Hurricane Lee, which will hopefully lessen in intensity before arrival.

Your tip is my answer to the frequent question, “what should I do with my hands?”

When in doubt, arms out.

A lot of the time we’re using our hand to remove garments or manipulate props. But when you’re not, a good option is to hold your arms away from your body, in a way that suits your character or the mood of the act — relaxed, graceful, strong, &c. It’s an expansive gesture. You are both revealing yourself and taking up space on stage.

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 15 September 2023 at 8:05 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday! I’m heading off shortly for our back to school show at Electric Haze as part of Worcester Pride. Here’s your tip! I can’t believe I’ve never given it to you before

Make sure your pastie adhesive is meant for skin.

There are a lot of options to affix your pasties to yourself, some better for you than others. Some good ones are toupee, wig, and fashion/swimsuit tape. If you prefer a liquid adhesive, anything you can get at a theatrical supply house will work — liquid latex (eyelash glue is just a weaker version), spirit gum (don’t forget the remover!), medical-grade adhesive.

I recommend avoiding carpet tape, spray adhesives, and anything else that might contain dubious chemicals. You don’t want that stuff potentially being absorbed by your pores.

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 8 September 2023 at 11:01 am  Leave a Comment  
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The Universe Gives and Takes

Dear Constant Reader,

I don’t want to write this, but I also need to.

One of the things that made the pandemic bearable was The Boys, Tux and Tom, the bonded feral cats who made our yard home. It brought me a lot of joy to see them. Especially when they snuggled together to nap and happily rolled around in the grass. When Tom was killed by a coyote that joy went away and so did Tux. We were pretty sure we weren’t going to see Tux in our yard again.

Tux did come back and eventually he made a new friend, Lord Julius, who reigned over the Rectory behind us. Julius is a cranky sort and will hiss and smack your hand if you get too close, but somehow Tux won him over. He convinced Julius to hang out in our yard and stay in our shelter. We started calling them The Gentlemen.

At first the friendship seemed grudging on Julius’s part. They often sat at opposite corners of the hot tub (their favorite perch). Eventually, they became closer until they groomed each other and snuggled up together to nap. It made me so happy to see them together.

Tux was also becoming less skittish around me. In the mornings he would be waiting for his breakfast. He would lead me to the feeding station but hang back from the food until I walked away. Lately, if I stood quietly by the food dish, he would overcome his hesitation and eat. I never tried to pet him. Maybe someday we’d reach that level of trust.

Cats are a gift from the Universe.

On July 21st I saw on our outdoor camera that there had been a coyote in the backyard around 4am. I raced to the window, hoping to see both Gentlemen and calm my fears. Julius came for breakfast, but no Tux. I held out hope for a while, but I knew. Our neighbors found him and we buried him in the Rectory garden, near his best friend Tom. Scratch made a memorial of two stones, a big one and a small one, nestled up against one another.

Untitled     One of Tux’s first appearances     Untitled           Tux and Tom
Untitled                 Tux and Julius Untitled   Tux in Tom’s favorite spot

Julius mostly stays close to the Rectory now. I worry about him every day.

M2

Published in: on 7 September 2023 at 3:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Hi friends,
Scratch here, filling in for Miss Mina with today’s Friday tip.

Asking for help is hard, but necessary 

None of us — not you, me, or even Miss M. —  can do it all by themselves, all the time.  But for whatever reason, a lot of us (yep, me too) have a lot of trouble asking for help.  Either we want something done exactly the way we want it done or we’re afraid of being a burden…or we’re just afraid of being rejected.   All of those things are bad, it’s true, but collapsing under the weight of your own obligations and deadlines is even worse.  Somehow, too many of us have gotten it into our heads that “Asking for Help” = “Failing”, when the exact opposite is true.  Getting some assistance when you really need it doesn’t guarantee success, but not getting it at a critical juncture does guarantee failure.  Most of the time, most people are happy to help, and sharing your load with someone else can lead to collaborations, inspirations, and more.  The next time you think “I can’t do this alone”, remember you don’t have to.  Help is just an email, text, or call away.
-=Scratch

Published in: on 1 September 2023 at 3:09 pm  Leave a Comment  
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