Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Most everyone in the burlesque world is in Las Vegas at the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend, including our own Scratch. I, your faithful correspondent, am still at my writing desk at Stately Babydoll Manor to give you your eagerly anticipated Friday Tip (you do eager anticipate them, yes?).

When possible, rehearse on the stage on which you’re going to perform. At the very least, walk around on it, preferably in the shoes in which you’ll be performing.

The more comfortable you are with your performance area, the more confident a performance you can give.

Published in: on 1 June 2012 at 10:12 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today’s tips are courtesy of Mr. Scratch:

When you reach a certain level of fame (and the bar is surprisingly low), if you’re not willing to deal gracefully with your fans, just don’t leave the house.

and

When you reach a certain level of fame (and the bar is surprisingly low), every time you leave the house, there’s a chance you’re going to have to be ‘on stage’. Be prepared for the possibility.

Published in: on 25 May 2012 at 9:48 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Any warm up is better than no warm up. And yes, you have to warm up.

Published in: on 18 May 2012 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

To refresh stale costumes that can’t be washed or dry cleaned, pack them with a sachet of baking soda to absorb odors and a sachet of lavender to cover any lingering aromas.

Published in: on 11 May 2012 at 9:59 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Most bras are right-handed (that is, the right side overlaps the left). If you’re having trouble with a one-handed pop, make sure you’re not trying to use your left hand. Sorry lefties!

Published in: on 4 May 2012 at 10:53 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Count out your rhinestones before you start your project and split them up by garment area.

That way you won’t go overboard on one bra cup and have only a dozen remaining for the other.

Published in: on 27 April 2012 at 10:50 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday again and here’s your tip:

Get an outside pair of eyes on your routine. Seek out knowledgeable critique and incorporate it.

Published in: on 20 April 2012 at 11:21 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s great to surprise the audience. Do not surprise the tech crew.

Talk to the MC, the stage manager, the stage kittens, the lighting guy, the DJ, &c. If they know your needs in advance, you’ll look that much better on stage. You can avoid all sorts of problems by communicating in advance and clearly explaining any special features of your act.


P.S. This was *not* inspired by anything that happened at the Expo — everyone was lovely and communicative.

Published in: on 13 April 2012 at 12:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Expo: Classes

Dear Constant Reader,

One for my favorite things about the Expo is The Conference. I love to learn and to teach too. Scandal from Bohemia, the class coordinator, did a bang-up job bring in extremely talented teachers from all over.

I started off bright and early Saturday morning with Betty Blaize’s “Booty Bustin’ Bootcamp” — a high intensity hour of dance workout. When we run warmups at rehearsal, Betty picks one of 3 “shimmy songs” for the killer last part. In this class she used ALL THREE. That’s ten solid minutes of superfast layered shimmies. Whew!

Next up was “Showgirl Tips & Tricks” with Burgundy Brixx. She’s a fantastic teacher and I learned so much. Now I can bevel and tip and I know a surefire trick for being appealing on stage. If you have the chance to take a class with her, jump on it.

There was no way I was going to miss an opportunity to take a class with Joe Paul Williams, the Delsarte master. In “Putting it all on the Line” we played with motion — direction and shapes in space — always knowing how and why you are moving. As always, I feel like my mind has expanded. Everything is so simple, yet profound. If you are any kind of performer, you must take a class with him. It will change your life.

I was sorry I couldn’t make it to Super Dave D’aranjo‘s class on “Not Quite Music Theory”. He sent me his presentation afterwards and I was completely blown away by his explanations of music forms in a way dancers could understand.

On Sunday the theme was clearly “be more naked”. I made Barely There Pasties under the direction of Beau Blush of the Wortown Bombshells and learned the ins and outs of G-strings and merkins from The Shanghai Pearl.

I also taught a few classes, but that may be a separate note.

Published in: on 11 April 2012 at 10:26 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today is the first day of The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2012! I’ll be spending all weekend in a fog of glitter, taking classes, watching shows, teaching & learning, and coming back with more tips for you!

You are never as good as you could be. Never stop striving to improve.

Published in: on 6 April 2012 at 9:53 am  Leave a Comment  
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