Los Angeles: Friday 11/21/14

Dear Constant Reader,

Way too early Friday morning we headed off for Los Angeles. I won’t bore you with details of the travel. Once we finally arrived, Scratch went off to visit an old friend while I rehearsed, took a bath, and napped. Not necessarily in that order.

That night we were performing in Peepshow Menagerie‘s Spacetease: Dimensions of Time & Tease, their Dr. Who tribute show. When Scratch first told me the theme, I was stumped. You know that I’m a classic burlesque kind of gal. What on earth could I do that was appropriate? He reminded me of an old act that I’d done only once many years ago. Change the focus and a little costume revamp… Excellent.

Before we got to the venue, I had to try an In & Out Burger. Yes, for the first time. I haven’t become a total convert, but I would do that again.

Fais Do Do, the venue, is a big club with a nice dressing room. Well, I’m told it was a pit the month before and it had just been improved. I guess we got lucky on timing. It was really nice to just be able to relax and focus on the single act I was performing. We had a late start because of some technical/production issues. There was a band to open, so the burlesque portion of the show started much later than I’m used to, but it didn’t particularly bother me — I was a guest at this party.

Not long before he was to go on, Scratch unpacked his magic trick to set it up and discovered that a key component had shattered in transit, probably from the cold of the baggage hold, since everything else was fine. That was exciting. There was quite a bit of running around and some cursing. So if you had seen the act before and wondered why his lowball glass was a plastic cup, that’s why. And remember — always check your equipment well before you go on stage…

The show itself had a script tying all the acts together with several actors advancing the plot. Scratch started hosting the show and performing “Martini Time” (demonstrating the principle of “bigger on the inside”). He was interrupted in his hosting duties by the appearance of a villain, the TARDIS (yes, really, right on stage), the Third Doctor (played by Wolfgang Wolfwhistle) plus a number of companions.

I’m not going to recreate the whole story for you, but here’s a bullet point list of performers and acts (I might have things a little out of order). I’m not exquisitely well-versed in things Dr. Who, having only seen the first 3 seasons of the new show, so some of the references & characters were lost on me and I had to ask Scratch.

  • Caramel Knowledge: Madame Vastra
  • Mae Lust: an 18th-century clockwork automaton (“The Girl in the Fireplace”)
  • Mercury Troy: a Cat Nun from New Earth
  • Me: I’ll tell you about that later
  • Lemi Atom: The Souffle Girl
  • Mr. Snapper: Capt. Jack Harkness (this was one of my favorites)
  • Holly Go Darkly with tally marks all over her body (“The Silence”)
  • Georgia O’Queef: Queen of the Daleks
  • Glama Sutra: “Hello Sweetie!”
  • Gretna Grenade: The Girl Who Waited
  • Jessabelle Thunder: Cyberwoman
  • Scarlett Letter: Missy
  • My act was to “Howlin'”, a rockabilly song by The Spectres (some of whom have gone on to become The Wages of Sin). I had made a big pink circle skirt for the original act and worn it with a letter jacket. Change out the jacket, make a sequined pink top, add pink shoes, and voila, Rose Tyler in “The Idiot’s Lantern”. I am so sad I didn’t take a picture of the ensemble, since I was pretty proud of it all. You can see a rehearsal shot here. Hopefully there will be pictures from the show someday.

    One of the things I think is important about fandom-based acts (or pop culture acts or “nerdlesque”) is that it be a good act, even if you don’t know the fandom, so that was my goal here. I hope I succeeded, but I can’t tell because the majority of the audience were Dr. Who fans. And my big reveal was especially for them — let’s just say that the song is about a big Bad Wolf… But right before I got to that point, a guy in the audience yelled “I ship you, Rose Tyler!” High praise indeed.

    After it all was over and the cast had their curtain call, there was a special guest sort of tacked on at the end. She was a German burlesque performer making her L.A. debut and bring filmed for reality TV. It was a pretty standard, no surprises, glamour strip with fans and a big champagne glass. Kind of anticlimactic after all the silly fun we’d just had.

    Big thanks to Scarlett Letter and Chris Beyond for letting us play in their show and the entire cast for being so welcoming to a couple of East Coasters. It was a huge amount of fun and a great start to our little trip.

    It was very late by the time we got back to our hotel, foreshadowing the rest of our trip…

    M2

    Published in: on 1 December 2014 at 3:37 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving or a charming Thursday, depending on your locale and preferences.

    Here’s your Friday Tip!

    Take time to appreciate your family, however you define it.

    M2

    Published in: on 28 November 2014 at 10:25 am  Leave a Comment  
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    I’m Back

    Dear Constant Reader,

    We’re back from our little trip to sunny Los Angeles (and it was). We had a wonderful time and I’ll tell you all about it after Thanksgiving.

    Oh, and Lili VonSchtupp is the best!

    M2

    Published in: on 26 November 2014 at 2:37 pm  Leave a Comment  

    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    As I send this missive I’m winging my way to sunny California. A much needed change from frigid Boston.

    Here’s your tip!

    For visibility from stage, obey the heraldic rules of tincture.

    What the heck does that mean? Back in the Middle Ages, when folks identified themselves with coats of arms, one wanted to make sure the images were clear & visible from a distance. You wouldn’t want to be attacked by your own army!

    The rule of tinture is metal should not be put on metal, nor colour on colour. Metals are gold/yellow and silver/white. Colors are blue, red, green, purple, black.

    If you have a design, image, or text you want to be really clear from stage, make sure it a color on a metal or vice versa. Black on yellow is really visible (think traffic signs); green on black, not so much.

    M2

    Published in: on 21 November 2014 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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    A Little More from the New York Burlesque Festival

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I was delighted yesterday to see that Burlesque Beat had posted some more photographs from the Thursday Night Teaser Party, taken by Olena “Photolena” Sullivan. I was particularly delighted that I was the cover girl.

    All the photos are terrific and she summed up each act in about 30 words. You really should go look at them all. However, I know, Constant Reader, that you read these letters just to hear all about ME, so here you go:


    V is for Vixen
    A beautiful woman stands in her luxurious dressing gown, teasing with peeks of skin here and there. With a change behind a dressing wall, Miss Mina Murray emerges for a stunning feather fan dance to charm even the coldest heart.
    *

    In my original missive about Thursday night at NYBF, I mentioned the Scan-A-Rama, but I failed to note that Scratch availed himself of their services. And a few weeks later a package arrived and…

    Li’l Scratch!

    M2
    *Amusing note: the original version of this act first appeared at the Boston Babydolls’ show V for Vixen, so Olena’s choice of a title is ridiculously appropriate.

    Published in: on 19 November 2014 at 12:08 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    West Coast Bound

    Dear Constant Reader,

    It’s a miserable, cold rainy day here in Boston, but I’m packing for a trip to sunny CA — Los Angeles to be specific. And you have 3 chances to see me in the flesh!

    Friday night Scratch & I will be appearing in Peepshow Menagerie’s Spacetease: Dimensions of Time & Tease.

    Sunday you can catch us performing at Camille Solari & Adam Barnhardt’s Whores On Sunday at The Comedy Store.

    Monday you can see us in the audience at Monday Night Tease*.
     
     

    M2
    *Somehow, of all the Mondays we could be visiting we pick the one with a theme that’s absolutely incompatible with my repertoire…

    Published in: on 17 November 2014 at 2:03 pm  Leave a Comment  

    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Today’s tip is a bit of wisdom I picked up from Bic Carrol at BurlyCon.

    To make sure your makeup reads from stage, spray your mirror with Aqua Net. Then check your face.

    M2

    Published in: on 14 November 2014 at 10:45 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Thank You

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Today we honor those who served our country. I was thinking about those I knew that had done so — friends, family members, acquaintances, &c — and the list kept getting longer, so I won’t try to name everyone here for fear of forgetting someone.

    To all those who have worn the uniform, thank you.

    And to those loved ones who remained at home to support, care, and fear, your contribution was no less. Thank you.

    M2

    Published in: on 11 November 2014 at 1:11 pm  Leave a Comment  

    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Friday! Today’s tip is a little something I picked up from The Queen of the Quake, Kitten DeVille!

    To instantly make your arms look toned, turn your palms to the back wall.

    And here’s Miss Exotic World 2002 herself, demonstrating:
    (Photo by Don Spiro)

    M2

    Published in: on 7 November 2014 at 2:16 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    New Year’s Eve Spectacular

    Dear Constant Reader,

    So, the Boston Babydolls are having this little show on New Year’s Eve…

    I lied. It’s not a *little* show at all. Inside snowstorm! The woman in the moon! Aerials! Rose petals! The return of The Oyster Girl! And so much more!

    We’ve got 6 burlesque performers, 5 backup dancers, 2 singers, an aerialist, and, of course, Scratch. It’s going to be simply amazing. And we’re doing 2 shows (early and late), plus a VIP after-party, to suit everyone’s NYE schedule.

    Get your tickets now for a good seat!

    M2

    Published in: on 6 November 2014 at 2:09 pm  Leave a Comment