Review: Carnival Strippers

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Wednesday! How about a book review. I know it’s been so long, but I had reviewed every burlesque book in the library at Stately Babydoll Manor. We’ve acquired a few new books for the Library and I’m getting back in the habit of reviewing them.

Carnival Strippers by Susan Meiselas (1976).

A visit to an antiquarian book fair turned up this long out-of-print volume of photography. The price tag was somewhat daunting, but it tells an important story of burlesque and Scratch was able to haggle a bit for it and another book I’ll review later.

I know there’s a fantasy that burlesque was and still is all champagne and rhinestones. And we modern performers certainly like to perpetuate it. This book bluntly puts that to the lie. In the early 70’s burlesque was spiraling downward, still hanging in there, but well beyond the glory days. One of the lowest venues for the burlesque dancer was the carnival girl show. The work was hard and paid poorly. They traveled all summer, living in trailers, until the season was over. Most of the dancers stripped to full nude and allowed the audience members to grope them. There was an expectation that they would offer the “lunch counter” — sit on the edge of the stage and have cunnilingus performed on them by the audience. And there was an assumption that they would turn tricks as well (some did, some didn’t).

Meiselas traveled with carnivals from 1973-1975, photographing the denizens of the girl shows and recording stories and conversations. Other than an introduction from the photographer, the book’s text is entirely transcriptions of those recordings. The photos are untitled, so it’s unclear if the subjects of the photos are also the subjects of the accompanying transcription.

The photographs are gritty and occasionally grainy and the text frequently disturbs. The photographer does not pass judgement, merely records what she sees and hears. She gives a certain dignity to the dancers, shown in varying stages of dress, on stage and off. Even the “lunch” shots are documentary rather than titillating. Few subjects even acknowledge the camera; most look too tired or busy to bother posing. There’s a poignancy to the shots of the naked dancers waiting backstage, playing cards, drinking beer, smoking, napping. Then add the text about the degrading treatment by the audience or how the dancer needs to be drunk or stoned to perform (or be performed on) and the reality of their lives is painful.

The second section of the book is entitled “Portraits” in which the performers do pose for the camera and the accompanying stories are longer and more intimate. There are even a couple of poems (anonymously authored). All the dancers tell how they got into the girl show: one began in burlesque, another is part of a family that runs the show, some had nowhere else to go. Some seem content with their choices, some are clearly miserable and trapped. Lena’s story is dated over the course of several months and it’s heartbreaking to watch her evolution from “I’m gonna strip till I get on my feet” to “girl shows are absolutely the worst thing anybody could ever do” to “they want to get up there and lap your pussy and you get a feeling of exultation because you’re looking down at a bunch of animals at your feet”.

Susan Meiselas writes “Like the show, the book represents coexistent aspects of a phenomenon, one which horrifies, one which honors. If the viewer is appalled by what follows, that reaction is not so different from the alienation of those who participate in the shows.” I think this is the key to the collection. The dancers are in a horrific place, but the camera honors them, showing the dignity as well as the degradation.

It’s important for all burlesque performers to know that this is a part of our heritage too. Our sisters in shimmy aren’t just the glittering headliners, our beloved Legends, but these women too, taking it off show after show, town after town for the worst kind of audience. And let us be thankful we don’t have follow in their footsteps.

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Published in: on 15 January 2014 at 2:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Best Present

Dear Constant Reader,

I have mentioned here and elsewhere that Scratch gave me an amazing present, but I haven’t actually spilled as to what it was. Your wait is over!

When I unwrapped it, I saw…
a small suitcase with the handle moved to make it more of a train case. When I unlatched it and lifted the lid, I saw…

a jewelry tray, which lifted out, revealing a second one.

The lower one is affixed to the inside of the case and the upper one is held to the lower one with magnets, so nothing shifts in transit.

And what it the purpose of this lovely case?

To store my pasties! Aren’t they pretty?

Here’s a closer look.
Just in case you were wondering, I made all the ones in the top two rows myself. The bottom row is, from left to right, pasties by: Betty Blaize, Holly Dai, Bonnie Dunn, Red Snapper, Twirly Girl, & Penny Starr Jr.

The whole fabulous pastie storage and transport case was designed and made by Scratch. He’s pretty freaking awesome.

M2

Published in: on 13 January 2014 at 10:06 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today’s Friday Tip follows up last week’s. Besides moisturizing like crazy, you need to…

Exfoliate!

(If you are that sort of person, please imagine it said in a Dalek monotone).

For beautiful smooth skin, especially in the winter, you need to gently remove the layer of dead, dry, dull skin. And if you exfoliate before shaving, you get a closer, smoother shave. So why wouldn’t you?

Twice a week I use Dr. Jen’s Five Fruit Face Wash*. For other body parts I use a homemade sugar or salt scrub. It’s so easy to make yourself, as my students at The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2013 discovered.

I use sugar scrub on more delicate skin, like hands and legs. Salt scrub is for rougher spots, like feet, especially heels. Don’t use these scrubs on your face!

Here’s my sugar scrub recipe:
1/2 cup white cane sugar
1/4 cup oil (jojoba, avocado, or olive are all good)
4 drops peppermint essential oil
Mix them all together in a jar. To use, wet your skin and then smooth on the sugar scrub. Let it sit a couple of minutes if you want (it might start to tighten up & tingle a little), gently rub into skin, then rinse off. Be careful if you’re using this in the shower as the oil makes things a bit slippery.

Perhaps anon I’ll share my special salt foot scrub.

M2
*I have no affiliation with Atomic Cosmetics. I just like their products. A lot.

Published in: on 10 January 2014 at 9:31 am  Leave a Comment  
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Struck Down

Dear Constant Reader,

Even glamourous showgirls get sick. Usually that means I lie wanly in my bed, propped up on pillows, coughing delicately into an embroidered handkerchief, wearing leopard-print pajamas, and genteelly sipping tea. Visitors are welcome, from a distance, and I entertain myself with cross-stitch or reading Stephen King.

This was not the case this week. I was felled by a vicious flu bug that had me unable to rise from bed for practically 48 hours. There was nothing glamourous about my convalescence in the least.

Due to this, I missed The Teaseday Club for the first time. Fortunately, Claire, the new Production Assistant, was going to handle the box office, but I was supposed to train her. I hear she did a fine job solo. Scratch says he’ll write up a little report for you (and me), so we all know what went on at the latest meeting of the Club.

M2

Published in: on 9 January 2014 at 8:54 am  Leave a Comment  

Babydollmas

Dear Constant Reader,

Yesterday was one of our favorite holidays: Babydollmas! It’s so hard for us to get together during the holidays, so we celebrate in early January. It was within the 12 days of Christmas, so we’re good.

We had rehearsal first. We’re working really hard on our group number for the Vermont Burlesque Festival. It’s so much fun!

Then it was time for Super Sunday Social. For those just joining in, it’s our tradition to relax after rehearsal on Sunday with some wine and nibbles, which we call Sunday Social. This being declared Super Sunday Social, the offerings were a little more extravagant: Betty brought 2 kinds of pate (duck foie gras and chicken liver with truffles), Scratch made a pitcher of our new favorite beverage (cinnamon hard cider with a shot of Fireball), I baked a King Cake (and I got the “baby”), and more.

Then came the gift giving. Stella gave everyone locally-made dark chocolate bars — I snagged one of the darkest ones. Brigitte got us all gift cards to our usual haunt down the street. Devora made beautiful magnets, painted and embellished with rhinestones, different for everyone. I made everyone zippered bags, just the right size for packing a thong and fishnets, maybe some pastie tape too. Or a tie, pocket square, and cufflinks if you’re Scratch. Or spare cable ties if you’re Hunter.

Scratch gave Stella the same polka-dot purse the rest of us got just before she joined the troupe, so we can all be perfectly matchy-matchy. Then he gave all of us rhinestone bracelets and fabulous rhinestone name necklaces, with personalized details (mine has crowns, D.D.’s has smiley faces, &c.).

Betty was the big winner in the giving department. She made us all matching bolero jackets in our favorite red and black! Scratch got a matching vest, but because Hunter wears almost exclusively black, his vest is in his signature color, but trimmed the same as the rest of us.

We are totally going to have all of this finery at the Vermont Burlesque Festival!


Here’s a quick shot of the entire haul.

Scratch gave me an amazing holiday gift, but I think it gets its own missive…

M2

Published in: on 6 January 2014 at 11:40 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

First Friday Tip of 2014! I don’t know about where you are, but it’s freezing here in Boston, about 10 degrees last I checked and over a foot of snow. Winter air is terribly dry and just sucks all the juiciness out of your skin, which leads me to today’s tip:

Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!

Keep your skin nice, smooth, and soft in the winter. All over. Don’t neglect your breasts! Pulling pastie adhesive off dry skin can be terribly painful, especially when you’re changing pasties multiple times a night and performing for several nights in a row. I have the blood-stained pasties to prove it! Don’t be like me…

I use my home-made lotion bars and lip balm daily. For really deep moisturizing, I like Dr. Jen’s body butter. Grapefruit is my current favorite.

Whatever kind of lotion, cream, butter, &c. you choose, it’s more fun if a friend helps you rub it in all over. *wink*

M2

Published in: on 3 January 2014 at 2:55 pm  Leave a Comment  
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2013 in Review

Dear Constant Reader,

2013 was kind of a rocky year for us. It certainly had some high points and some lows, moments that were glamourous and some that were “glamourous”. Here’s a little month by month guide.

January & February
We spend these months preparing for and performing The Bod of Avon, a Shakespeare-themed burlesque show. We have a lot of fun with it, but it was not without its challenges. I am often frustrated trying to learn and rehearse a new solo, a trio, a quartet, and our big 6-dancer finale. We have the luxury of 2 preview nights at Oberon, after which we were able to tweak the show a bit based on audience feedback.

The “real” show is at Naga in Central Square, a new venue for us. Every night we set up the theatre and strike it again. Annoying, but we get it down to a science and everybody pitches in. However, just before the run of shows starts the venue cancels some of our nights, having double-booked the space and deciding we would lose. Then a blizzard wipes out another weekend. Frustrating for all involved and seriously cutting into the profit margin.

March
I host the last Naked Girls Reading salon. I am terribly disappointed that the new management decided to revoke our charter just as we’d figured out how to make it all work smoothly.

The Mardi Gras Ball, postponed due to the blizzard the previous month, is rescheduled for that same night. We have a blast and feel like total rock stars.

The Expo! 7th annual! We’ve been working very hard on a new number, the best thing we had done to date.
(Photo by Jo Weldon)
Sadly, there’s no video. If you have any idea how to film an act that’s lit only by flashlights, do let me know.

April
The debut of The Teaseday Club!

Something really bad happens in Boston, but we’re all okay.

May, June, & July
We prepare for and perform The Fine Art of Burlesque, our summer touring show.
We use what we call “The Burlesque-A-Pades Model”: 3 dancers plus Scratch plus a local Special Guest & stage kitten. It works really well and we only need one car and one hotel room. We have a ton of fun and perform in some new states (i.e. New Jersey and Pennsylvania). We pet a baby kangaroo. We’re accused of blasphemy. We drink crème brûlée beer. We’re very well received everywhere we go, however, we barely make enough to cover expenses. There are no dressing room horror stories to report.

Also, Evie leaves. We know this is coming, but it doesn’t make it any easier. To complete her degree and get her license, she needs to do clinical work out of state, so she moves to New Jersey and then will be moving on to Arizona. For more than a year and a half we’ve been six dancers sharing a hive mind (as Betty likes to say). Now there’s an Evie-shaped hole in everything. We miss her terribly.

August
We headline the Ohio Burlesque Festival. No big deal.
(Photo by Eric Paul Owens)

We work incredibly hard on our number. Betty took a duet she had created four years ago and revamped it for 4 dancers. We sweat over the choreography only to change it and change it again. Very little of the original moves are in the final product. We spend hours and hours gluing rhinestones onto our dresses, only to have such lousy lighting that there was no sparkle at all. However, we’re incredibly happy with the final product. Sadly, there’s no video.

Dixie Evans dies. Dixie Evans Week goes ahead, but tinged with sorrow.

September
Production for The W.R. Athskellar Cavalcade of Curiosities is in full swing. We have a band, singers, actors, aerialists, dancers, other misc. performers, &c. It’s going to be the biggest and best thing we’ve ever done. It’s like all the good parts of the previous 4 productions of The Wrathskellar wrapped up in a new story.

October
Our venue for The W.R. Athskellar Cavalcade of Curiosities hasn’t been able to get the proper licenses for us to perform. We cancel all shows. We are crushed. And take the biggest financial hit yet in a year full of them. The show is too good to abandon and we will perform it some day, hopefully sooner than next October.

The Babydolls see Dita for the first time. It cheers us up a little and inspires us a lot.

November
Scratch and I go to BurlyCon. He teaches; I don’t. We see old friends and make new ones.

We are invited to headline at the first-ever Vermont Burlesque Festival in January. We scramble to come up with a 5-person number, since all our good ones need 6 (or 4).

December
We present Brrrlesque, a holiday-themed show and make a few other appearances (or plan to, but there’s snow). We play a couple of new venues and are likely to return to all of them.

I learn that my article on the costume exhibit I curated will be published in Berlesker: Handcrafted Literary Journal.

In Conclusion
Some good, some bad. We’ve continued to improve as performers and our shows just keep getting bigger and better. But money-wise, it wasn’t great this year. And as much as we do this because we love it, a gal does need to pay the rhinestone bill. Everyone is excited for 2014 to be better and better. Onward, upward!

I hope your New Year is fabulous and glamourous!

M2

Published in: on 2 January 2014 at 11:16 am  Comments (7)  
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Happy New Year!

Dear Constant Reader,

Gypsy Rose Lee had a tradition of eating 12 grapes at midnight, one at each stroke of the clock, for good fortune in the coming year.

And I wish you all good fortune, with or without grapes.

M2

Published in: on 31 December 2013 at 11:49 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Boston Ruby Besler Twisted Holiday Cabaret

Dear Constant Reader,

Last night The Boston Babydolls were delighted to appear in Ruby Besler’s Twisted Holiday Cabaret. I think this was Ruby’s first East Coast appearance. Well, first & second, as there were two shows, early & late.

We were in the back room at The Burren in Davis Square, which is an interesting place to perform. The ceiling over the stage is a little low and there were Christmas decorations hanging from it. We had to be careful, especially Brigitte with her cane, me with my fans, and Betty with, well, her amazonian stature. The dressing room scored high marks, especially for one in a bar.

Ruby is a very funny, proper, and dirty lady from 1947. She has a great deal of advice to impart to the audience, done in part by song. I particularly enjoyed her method for getting a fella. Very simple — sit with good posture, then uncross and recross your legs. Easy to remember with Ruby’s little ditty: “tummy in, neck long, shoulders back, here’s my beaver.”

It was like that all night long — advice on the advanced techniques of fellatio (“tap, tap, tap”), the best way to “jig the fig” (to a rhythm that suits your purpose), &c.

We Boston Babydolls performed one solo each between Ruby’s lessons and Brigitte doubled as stage kitten.

Betty started things off with “Blue Christmas”, which we call Mrs. Clausawitz. I think your imagination can take it from there. If not, you should be able to see her performing it on the Ali@Night show on YouTube soon.

Brigitte took a break from kittening for a high-energy tap dance to “Nut Rocker” with a spiffy light-up cane (from the workshop of Scratch).

Devora frolicked en pointe to “Snowfall”. Sexiest snow angels ever.

Scratch did a brand new magic trick in which vermouth bottles kept appearing, to his surprise, all to the tune of “It’s Martini Time”.

Stella tried to hitchhike home for the holidays to “Burlecue”. Observant fans will note that she was carrying The Innocent’s suitcase with “Fame or Bust” replaced with “North Pole or Bust”. No comment about Stella’s bust.

I closed out the burlesque with my fan dance to “Sugar Rum Cherry”. It’s one of my favorites and a crowd pleaser too. If you missed it, you can see a video here from the first time I ever performed it.

And that was the last Boston Babydolls show of 2013!

M2

Published in: on 31 December 2013 at 1:17 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

I hope you had a merry Christmas or enjoyed your Chinese food and movie.

Here’s your tip: short, simple, and sweet:

Be naughty *and* nice.

M2

Published in: on 27 December 2013 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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