Hello new readers

Dear Constant Reader,

It seems that there are a lot more of you today. Apparently Neil’s Twitter Wife mentioned my little scribblings here.

Well, welcome all. I send out missives a couple times a week. Fridays are reserved for Friday Tips — snippets of advice about burlesque, which means performance, costuming, hair & make-up, business, and anything else I feel can benefit the burlesque entertainer. Wednesdays were usually book review day, but I’ve recently commented on the last burlesque book on my shelf. (See Wish List for what I hope to review in the future.) I’m usually quiet on the weekends because I’m performing and/or rehearsing and on Mondays because I’m too tired from the weekend.

This Saturday Brigitte and I will be performing at The 3rd Annual Salute to Bettie Page while Scratch cooks and the rest of the Babydolls serve a delicious dinner at Stately Babydoll Manor to our most generous Kickstarter patron. On Sunday I’ll be taking some workshops with Princess Farahana of Hollywood and then racing back for rehearsal. Don’t expect to hear from me on Monday.

Again, welcome to my glamourous life.

Published in: on 23 August 2012 at 12:34 pm  Leave a Comment  
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On Being the Perfect Twitterwife

Dear Constant Reader,

Even if you are not a denizen of Twitter, you are probably familiar with Amanda Palmer and/or Neil Gaiman (if you’re not, you should be). Amanda is going on tour for her new album and wanted to make sure Neil is well taken care of while she’s gone.

The next thing I knew, all 7 Boston Babydolls were signed up to be Neil’s Twitter Wife.

We’ve already given him the petname “Twitterpie”. Now every morning (at least for the next week) we shall cheerfully send him off to work with a perky twitterbow in our charming twitterhairdo and every evening serve him an icy twittermartini after a hard day of writing.

Must dash and make sure my twitterapron is freshly starched.

Published in: on 22 August 2012 at 10:22 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Make eye contact with your fellow performer before engaging in stage combat.

Thanks, Rick!

N.B. Some romantic actions can be considered stage combat.

Published in: on 17 August 2012 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Rehearsing

Dear Constant Reader,

Primus, the book I was reading the other day was Everything’s Eventual: 14 Dark Tales by Stephen King. I’m a big King fan and think his short stories are some of his best work. (I’m also one of the Constant Readers of the Dark Tower saga, but that’s epic. How fortunate for me that this collection has a Dark Tower story.)

Secundus, we had one long, but hugely productive rehearsal last night. We started off with one of Evie’s evil, sweat-drenching, calisthenic warm-ups, to classic Bruce Springsteen tunes.

Then Evie and Devora went to work with our special guest, Richard Gilbert, a violence designer from Chicago, to create some fight choreography for their Danse Apache. And then he worked with Betty, Evie, and Stella for The Innocent’s initiation into the world of The Wrathskellar at the hands of The Countess and The Martinet. If you thought what was done in years past was disturbing, just wait…

The rest of us were not idle. Meredith, our costume designer, had brought sketches and showed them to us all. Everyone was measured and any existing pieces were pulled from stock. I can’t wait for the new pieces to start arriving!

Tertius, Brigitte and I warmed up “Mistress & Maid” from The Wrathskellar last year, which we will be performing at The 3rd Annual Salute to Bettie Page next Saturday. We’ll be modeling too!

We ran more than an hour longer than usual, but it was worth it. We have so much time, and so little to do! Strike that, reverse it.

Published in: on 16 August 2012 at 3:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese

Dear Constant Reader,

This is the last book on the burlesque shelf!

Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese by Dita Von Teese (2006).

This is two books in one. When you finish reading about burlesque according to Dita, flip the book upside down and read about fetish according to Dita!

Most of the text is Dita on how fabulous it is to be Dita. She tells of her transformation from a shy and dowdy girl to a glamourous burlesque star. You have to admire her dedication and marketing. There’s also a light history of burlesque, some interesting tidbits and trivia in sidebars, and a makeup guide by decade. There are other, better books on those subjects, but you didn’t buy this book to learn about burlesque history. You want to look at photos of Dita and be seduced by the fantasy of her life. And the photographs are gorgeous.

This will be my last book review for a while, until I get some more burlesque books!

Published in: on 15 August 2012 at 2:14 pm  Leave a Comment  
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My Book Nook

Dear Constant Reader,

I love to read. I think that’s probably obvious. I’ll read anywhere — in the car, at the dinner table, in bed, in the bathtub, walking down the street, &c. I confess that at least once I tried to read in the shower (The Cider House Rules while vacationing on Nantucket).

book-nookThis is my favorite reading spot in Stately Babydoll Manor: the chaise in one corner of the Library. The breeze from the windows is wonderful on these muggy days and there’s lots of light.

The chaise has occasionally been seen on stage: in The Wrathskellar, Unlucky in Love, and Tempest Storm’s Las Vegas Burlesque Revue (used by both Betty & Kitten De Ville).

Under that Indian bedspread is a plushy sheepskin that’s just lovely to recline upon, but it’s black and the Manor’s resident cat is white and very fluffy. Hence the washable cover.

Next to the chaise is an oak chest that Scratch built (I think without a single nail). It’s holding my current reading. Can you figure what book it is from this tiny picture?

Published in: on 14 August 2012 at 11:31 am  Comments (1)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Heavily embellished costumes should be stored flat.

If you put them on a hanger, the weight of the beads, rhinestones, &c may stretch the garment out of shape. If you need to fold them for storage, pad the creases with acid-free tissue paper.

Published in: on 10 August 2012 at 1:03 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Sally Rand

Dear Constant Reader,

I’m getting to the end of the book collection. Just a few more remain on the shelf. This is the last biography, the story of one of my inspirations:

Sally Rand: From Film to Fans by Holly Knox (1988).

In 1932 Sally Rand auditioned for The Paramount Club in Chicago and her life changed.

With mere hours to put together an act, she bought two large feathered fans at a second-hand store and hastily began making a Grecian-style gown. She planned to dance to a record of harp music. Her gown wasn’t ready in time for curtain and all the music was provided by a piano player. She asked him to play Debussy’s “Claire de Lune” and went on stage with nothing but her fans to cover her.

It was 8 minutes of magic. And she continued to perform that same act for almost 50 years.

As for what occurred before that night and after, I leave that to the book to tell. The author, Holly Knox, performed in Sally’s show in the 1950’s. She profiles a dedicated performer, a producer, a mother, a religious woman who swore like a trucker. Miss Rand was both generous and tight-fisted. She created two etherial acts — the fan dance and the bubble dance — but never shied away from getting her hands dirty. There’s a photo of her up on a ladder, assembling her own sets.

A number of b&w photographs of varying quality. No bibliography or notes. As far as I can tell, the only book on Sally Rand. You can (and should) buy it directly from the author via Amazon. She sends it inscribed “Have a fan-tastic read”.

If you’re going to be sorry to see my book reviews come to end, there are still a few burlesque books I have my eye on right here on my wishlist.

Published in: on 9 August 2012 at 12:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Be responsible and responsive.

If someone contacts you about a gig, get back to them in a timely fashion. If you don’t want the work, say so (politely, of course). It’s rude to leave someone hanging.

Published in: on 3 August 2012 at 12:37 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Martha’s Vineyard

Dear Constant Reader,

On Wednesday we performed at the Sand Bar in Oak Bluffs as part of their Full Moon party. We were only on the Vineyard for about 18 hours, but they were terrific ones.

We arrived by ferry in the late afternoon and unloaded our trunk of costumes at the venue — fortunately very close to the ferry dock, because of the aforementioned trunk of costumes. Figured out where we were going to perform (indoors or out) over a delicious dinner. They’re supposed to have the best sushi on the Vineyard. Betty & Devora thought it was rather amazing. Scratch and I were more traditional with a lobster roll and crab cakes, respectively.

hotelThen went to the hotel to rest before the show. Our contact at Red Bull had booked us into the Wesley Hotel. I had seen the building from the ferry and fantasized that it was our hotel, but knew we couldn’t get that lucky. But no, we did. I should have known from the sign that I was expected to stay there. sign

The show was what I think of as a typical bar show: less than optimal performance space with less than optimal lighting, using the manager’s office as a dressing room, &c. But we’re used to that and made the best of what we had.

Our first set was classic burlesque. Devora danced to “Blue Prelude” with her new blue boa (which she named Grover), Betty performed to “Night Train”, her standard, and I did a fan dance to “Harlem Nocturne”, my standard.

Then we changed both costumes and mood for the second set, a sampling from The Wrathskellar. I started with Mackie Messer. Devora and Scratch did Creepy Doll, and Betty performed her Knife Dance.

A photographer from a local magazine was snapping away and said it was the best show he’d seen. The manager seemed pleased, so maybe the bar will book us again. We’d love to come back.

cottageWe were staying on the edge of the Campground and in the morning I strolled around taking pictures of the fabulously painted gingerbread cottages. Each one was wonderful — the use of color, ornate woodwork trim, architectural details. I was inspired to embellish Stately Babydoll Manor just a little bit more. While not of the same vintage as these, it’s still technically a Victorian house.

After a nice breakfast, we had just enough time for a ride on Flying Horses Carousel, the oldest carousel in America. It’s quite beautiful and relatively recently restored. The horses don’t go up and down, but you do get to try for the brass ring! I was so excited since I thought there were no carousels left with rings.

Every time you go around, you can try for a ring, which are just ordinary metal, held in a wooden arm. There’s one arm for the outside horses and one for the inside horses. There’s a spike sticking up out of the horse’s head on which to stack them. During the last round, they announce that the brass ring is in the mix. And I got it!

We didn’t have time for my free ride, but that was okay. Really, just getting the ring was a huge thrill and the ride would have been a little anticlimactic. I bought a souvenir brass ring instead. It makes me smile every time I see it.

On my way out, one of the carousel attendants politely asked if I was a burlesque performer. He’d seen me, not at the Sand Bar the night before, but at The Devil’s Carnival in Boston. Fame!

Another smooth and quick ferry ride back and our whirlwind trip was over.

Published in: on 2 August 2012 at 5:23 pm  Leave a Comment  
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