Babydolls Get Improper

Dear Constant Reader,

Last night was The Improper Bostonian‘s annual “Boston’s Best” party and as the Best Burlesque Company, we were there in force. We were all dressed in red and black and I must say we looked fabulous. We got lots of comments and compliments (and photographs) because of our unified look.

2012-07-19 The Boston Babydolls at Langham Boston Improper Bostonian Best Of Boston Party Photo Dana Quigley

The party itself was certainly the swankiest we’ve attended (this being the 3rd awards party we’ve been to in the last 9 months). It was at the lovely Langham Hotel. The food was wonderful, the champagne was plentiful (as was the beer, tequila, and coconut water), the music wasn’t too loud. What more could one ask?

We met many of the other winners (helpfully identified with a little “winner” pin) and made some good connections. We were going to end the evening at Drink with the folks from Formaggio (Best Gourmet Food Shop), but lost track of one another in the exodus. Ah well, another time.

Tonight, back to work. We have 1 more performance of A (Re)Movable Feast, we’re working on a special July project, and The Wrathskellar looms ever closer.

Published in: on 18 July 2012 at 2:21 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Touring: Portland

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we took A (Re)Movable Feast to Portland, Maine (my apologies to any West Coasters who thought we were coming their way).

The is our second time at Lucid Stage, so we had a good idea what to expect and load-in and set-up was relatively painless. There was still some scrambling, like when we discovered the theatre had no backdrop, but that sort of thing is to be expected and was handled.

Saturday, after a trip to the Goodwill to replace a missing costume item (and a few other things got bought too), we went to Duckfat for lunch. Their specialty is french fries cooked in duck fat and there’s a lot of other ducky goodness on the menu. We ended up ordering a bunch of stuff and sharing it amongst the 5 of us. Everything was fantastic. We had green garlic soup with fava beans, a roasted beet salad with duck confit, toast with duck liver and barely cooked egg (even I had this and I hate both liver and eggs), a charcuterie platter, and poutine. Scratch tried the sour cherry, marscapone, and vanilla gelatto milkshake, of which he generously allowed us all to have a sip. For dessert there were beignets and churros. I would go here again, no question.

Since it was right around the corner, we all met up at the Shipyard Brewery for a tour and tasting. This was basically wasted on me although everyone else had a great time. They were bottling Pumpkinhead Ale, which just taunted everyone since it won’t be available for months.

Then off to the International Cryptozoological Museum. It was exactly as expected — quirky, fun, educational, and occasionally stretching the point. We were amused to see this banner that Dr. Wilson had painted.

Around the corner was The Green Hand and I can never resist a bookstore. I got out lightly with just a 1956 Chinese cookbook by “The Benedictine Sisters of Peking”. Scratch picked up a number of midcentury cooking pamphlets (my favorite: “The Exciting World of Rice Dishes”) and the Trader Vic’s bartender’s guide.

The Saturday show had a fantastic audience, cheering, clapping along with the music. In fact, while we were setting up for the curtain call, they were yelling “Encore!” We’ve never had *that* happen before.

Scratch really wanted to go to J’s Oysters, having fond memories of our meal here with Angie Pontani and Kitten de Ville, but alas, it was not to be. Post-show they had stopped serving and Sunday morning, they didn’t open until noon. Instead, we had breakfast at Bintliff’s American Cafe. Everything was so good. No wonder they have been the Phoenix winner for best brunch 8 years in a row. My corned beef hash was a giant pile of shredded corned beef and chunks of potato. I took half of it home. Scratch’s bagel did not come with thin slices of lox, but a slab of house-smoked salmon.

Another good time on the summer tour.

Published in: on 13 July 2012 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

We are on the road to Portland, Maine for two shows at the Lucid Stage, plus a class. It’s been a sunny summer and that makes me think of your tip:

Wear sunscreen!

I know that sounds obvious, but it’s always good to have a reminder. You have all been warned of the dangers of too much sun — burns, peeling, premature wrinkles, freckles, risk of skin cancer, &c.

I want to remind you of another danger specifically for the burlesque dancer — uneven color. I don’t mean bikini tan lines (and see me avoiding the subject as to whether they’re sexy or not). I mean farmer’s tan. You may not even notice it’s happening as you go about your daily life until… you take off your costume on stage and you have a darker area on your chest, right where the neck of your blouse starts (or ends, depending on what sort of person you are). It’s distracting.

So, everyday, put sunblock on your décolletage.

And moisturize too, but that’s a tip for another day!

Published in: on 13 July 2012 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Blue Ribbons & Burlesque

Dear Constant Reader,

Despite being so close to finished with this reviewing project, I bought another book. I couldn’t help it — I’d just been to a local fair.

Blue Ribbons and Burlesque: A Book of Country Fairs, by Charles Fish (2003).

In 1969 and 1970 Charles Fish photographed local fairs in his home state of Vermont. Years later he complied them into this collection of images and reminiscences from himself and people who were involved in the fairs. The folks he interviewed also helped identify the subjects of the photographs (who were occasionally themselves). The book examines animals as objects of beauty (prize cows), strength (ox pulls), and speed (horse racing), wanders down the midway to the games, rides and food, views the midget car race track, and at last visits the girlie shows.

Despite “burlesque” being in the title, it’s just one short chapter with about 2 dozen photos of the exteriors of the shows. The anecdotes were interesting — a woman turned away from a show came back with her hair under her hat and dirt smudged on her face, looking enough like a man to get in. But the information is generally pretty thin. If you’re really interested in carnival girl shows, read Girl Show instead.

Although it was charming to read, I can’t recommend it as a burlesque book. There’s too little on the topic to be worth it.

One more review down. If I don’t buy any more books, there are only FIVE left!

P.S. The fair I went to had no girl show, although there was a “live” mermaid.

Published in: on 11 July 2012 at 9:18 am  Leave a Comment  
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Wham Bam KaBOOM!

Dear Constant Reader,

Friday night we had a delightful treat. Mod Carousel, the boylesque troupe from Seattle, finished their transatlantic tour with a show in Boston, produced by our own Mr. Scratch. It was so wonderful to just sit back and watch someone else’s show for a change.

And what a show it was!

Mod Carousel consists of dancers Paris Original, Trojan Original, The Luminous Pariah, and the hostess and chanteuse, Leeni.

Wham Bam KaBOOM! is the story of our three superheroes (an excellent excuse for them all to wear Spandex) as they battle to defeat the supervillain (an evil radioactive swan, called, creatively enough, Evil Radioactive Swan) who has taken control of Leeni! Can they save humanity from destruction? Of course they can — they’re superheroes!

The show is extremely funny, the guys are amazing dancers, and Leeni does some great celebrity song impersonations. I couldn’t even begin to describe it in this epistle. So, I won’t. I’d say go see the show, but unless you’re going to be in Alaska in a couple of weeks, you’re out of luck.

All the Babydolls came away from the show quite inspired in different ways. Personally, I am in awe of Paris’s ability to work with stretch fabrics (a bane of mine).

Some favorite moments:

* Paris’s ballet. Just breath taking. I was absolutely mesmerized by the beauty of it. This was a really loud, cheering audience but we fell almost completely silent during this number.

* Luminous and the fish. His body language and facial expressions were so strong. And can he ever dance in heels.

* Trojan the Barbarian. Strength *and* flexibility. And humor. A lot of it. (By the way, if you were at the show, you know what this means — the jar of pickles was from the pantry at Stately Babydoll Manor.)

* Leeni as Bjork. She nailed it. And later as Cher, getting the audience to belt out “Do You Believe”.

* Luminous and Paris had this duet… there was no stripping, but it was one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen. And there was partner balancing and general defying of physics.

It was Mod Carousel’s first appearance in Boston, but I think not their last.

Published in: on 10 July 2012 at 12:02 pm  Leave a Comment  
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You Can Make Me a Gansett Girl

Dear Constant Reader,

For those of you that are not New Englanders, a Gansett Girl is a pinup for Narragansett Beer, brewed in Rhode Island since 1890 (we’ll ignore the 25 year hiatus).

Right now, they are having a contest to choose the 12 Gansett Girls for the 2013 calendar. I’ve submitted this photo:
mina-as-elvgren-girl

That’s me, recreating a Gil Elvgren pinup painting with the help of Timothy J. Steiner. The original (called “Cold Front”) is probably my favorite Elvgren work.

All you need to do to help me become a calendar girl is to click here and comment with your vote (that would be for “Miss Mina”). You only need to vote *once*, unlike some certain Readers’ Polls (but I won’t name names…)

Thanks so much!

Published in: on 9 July 2012 at 9:16 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip:

Pack an “emergency kit” of little things you might need in a pinch at a show.

The Boston Babydolls’ emergency kit contains:

  • safety pins
  • bobby pins
  • sewing kit
  • pastie tape
  • spare pasties
  • adhesive velcro
  • lint brush
  • clear nail polish
  • emery boards
  • hand sanitizer
  • tampons
  • bandaids
  • breath mints
  • hot glue gun
  • pain killers
  • disposable razor
  • hair spray
  • Once upon a time I kept a spare pair of fishnets in there too, but too many people began relying on it and I got tired of constantly replenishing them.

    What do you keep in your emergency kit?

    Published in: on 6 July 2012 at 8:59 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Review: The Lady is a Vamp

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Just a few more books remain on the shelf and several of them are memoirs or biographies.

    The Lady is a Vamp by Tempest Storm (The Last Superstar of Burlesque) with Bill Boyd (1987).

    Tempest Storm is one of the true living legends of burlesque. She still performs, still has a fantastic figure and a mane of flaming red hair, and still dazzles. I’ve had the honor of appearing in her “Las Vegas Burlesque Revue” and can say first hand that she’s a gracious lady.

    But all was not glamour when she was a little girl. Born Annie Blanche Banks to a sharecropping family in Georgia, she knew only hard work. As a teenager she learned quickly that her large bust only lead to heartbreak and abuse. At 14 she was supporting herself as a waitress and dreaming of fame in Hollywood, despite her crooked teeth. When she finally did get to California and became a burlesque dancer, fame and fortune did quickly follow.

    When she first began working in burlesque, Lillian Hunt, her boss, gave her some advice that is still worth following: “…watch what you eat.” “…drinking and dancing don’t mix” “…leave the cigarettes alone…” “Your body is your instrument. Take care of it.”

    Storm quickly moved from chorus girl to stripper. After being falsely accused by Lili St. Cyr of sabotaging the star’s act (someone else discarded straight pins on the stage and Miss St. Cyr stepped on them in her bare feet), the newly (and appropriately) named Tempest Storm fought back and was quickly shipped off to another theatre, but as the headliner. And she’s been a headliner ever since.

    There’s not a great deal on career other than how successful she was and what fabulous gowns she wears. She does talk very briefly about developing her signature act, but that’s about it.

    Much of the book is about her relationships. She was involved with a lot of men who were abusive, jealous, and possessive, including some of her husbands. She’s not shy about detailing their cruelties. On the other hand, she spends a lot of time recalling the various celebrities she bedded, from Elvis and JFK to Nat King Cole and Mickey Rooney. She treats these lovers with affection and occasional wistfulness.

    Bettie Page fans will be disappointed that Miss Storm doesn’t even mention her appearance in Irving Klaw’s film Teaserama, let alone dish about it.

    I hope that someday our paths will cross again, because her book won’t be complete until my copy is autographed. : )

    Published in: on 5 July 2012 at 2:10 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Not the Original Topic

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Today I was going to write you a lovely missive about things like my weekend and Naked Girls Reading.

    However, I have changed my mind.

    Today I wish to inform you that The Improper Bostonian has recognized The Boston Babydolls as the Best Burlesque Company in their Boston’s Best 2012 issue.

    Yippee!

    Published in: on 2 July 2012 at 2:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Today’s Friday Tip combines two of my favorite things — costuming and tea!

    You can use tea to dye white elastic so it is closer to your skin tone.

    Obviously you want to use black tea here. Your favorite herbal blend* is not going to have the same effect. Use a couple of cheap tea bags (the sort I’d never use to make anything I was going to drink) to brew up a strong cup and drop in your elastic. Make sure to stir the elastic around so it dyes evenly. Keep an eye on the color of the elastic as it’s soaking and remember that when wet it’s about 2 shades darker than when it dries.

    * not actually a tea, but that’s a message for another time.

    Published in: on 29 June 2012 at 12:41 pm  Leave a Comment  
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