Dear Constant Reader,
Even if you are not a denizen of Twitter, you are probably familiar with Amanda Palmer and/or Neil Gaiman (if you’re not, you should be). Amanda is going on tour for her new album and wanted to make sure Neil is well taken care of while she’s gone.
The next thing I knew, all 7 Boston Babydolls were signed up to be Neil’s Twitter Wife.
We’ve already given him the petname “Twitterpie”. Now every morning (at least for the next week) we shall cheerfully send him off to work with a perky twitterbow in our charming twitterhairdo and every evening serve him an icy twittermartini after a hard day of writing.
Must dash and make sure my twitterapron is freshly starched.
Oh, The Glamourous Life! 