Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

If you’re using something with words on it in your act, make sure they can be read in the back of the house.

It would be a shame if your punchline was lost because the letters were too small or there wasn’t enough contrast between the printing and the background.

M2

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Published in: on 16 October 2026 at 4:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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KimBurly’s Tittie Tour: Boo-Bie Tour 10/10/26

Dear Constant Reader,

Since she moved out west, Ava has been seeking shows a bit closer to her and thus has been a regular at KimBurly’s Tittie Tour. She, Devastasia, and Betty performed their ridiculous banana number there over the summer, but I had not joined them… yet.

KBTT Promo (Instagram Post) - 10.2026 KBTT Miss Mina Murray

When Ava told me Kim was looking for some additional performers for Halloween, I applied and was thrilled to be accepted. It turned out Betty and Devastasia were also performing. Ava was performing up in Gloucester at a different show. We get around!

This show is in the back room of a brewery and it’s a huge space with high ceilings. There’s no stage and the lighting is kind of minimal. It’s easy to interact with the audience. Our dressing room, was in the warehouse (how familiar) with plenty of room for everyone.

I only caught glimpses of first half of the show, since I was backstage, but I did see some of the second. Here’s a brief overview of the show:

Kim hosted the show because her scheduled host was sick. Applause to her for stepping in at the last minute.

Opener: Three dancers

Carmen Celeste: Carmen has taken some of my on-line workshops recently, but I fear I didn’t recognize her until she spoke because of her green-tinged hair and scaly makeup. As Medusa she captivated the audience.

Jesterella Minxx: An adorable jester in black and white stripes, she performed an acrobatic chair dance.

Devastasia: She performed her Mothman number. It was originally created for Secrets of the Illumi-naughty and has become a Halloween staple.

Lila Noire: As Lizzie Borden, with a rhinestone-encrusted axe, she also did a chair dance.

Mina Murray: I performed a fan dance to “Moon Over Bourdon Street”. As is always the way, the two things I was worried about — untying the robe and unhooking the bra — went fine. It was removing my robe that hit a snag — literally! The lace fabric caught on my spider web necklace. On both sides. Of course, that had never happened before. Hopefully I dealt with it smoothly enough.

Intermission

Betty Blaize: Betty chose her dance with the devil, no surprise. And she absolutely killed it! I’ve been watching this act grow and evolve since our very first Halloween show and this night was one of the best.

Lacey Susan: The most horror movie act of the night, there a rhinestone knife, some impressive dance moves, and ultimately blood running down her dead white face.

Lanie Luxxe: A bride of Frankenstein who did not particularly need a groom.

Raven DeHart: Her dancing was impressive, but I was even more impressed that her long demon horns stayed in place the whole time.

Kim Burly: OMG, those boots! And those drops while wearing those boots! It was a magnificent finale to the show.

Closer: The same trio now as classic sheet-covered ghosts

It was so much fun and everyone was so nice! I would absolutely join the Tittie Tour again.

If you want to see the acts Betty, Devastasia, and I did, plus Ava, plus even more, come to Clay N. Ferno’s Halloween Revue on the 29th!

M2

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Published in: on 15 October 2026 at 8:16 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

When creating a headdress, make sure it balances properly on your head at every stage of construction.

If it’s off-kilter or top-heavy, you can correct as you go instead of panicking at the end. And you have the fun of trying it on and making faces in the mirror.

M2

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Published in: on 9 October 2026 at 3:59 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Nocturna 9/18/26

Dear Constant Reader,

Nocturna portrait

I was surpised and delighted to get a call from Ember Sky looking for a couple of performers to round out a show in Fitchburg (notable as the home of both a college and the kitten who would become Bartholomew A. Cat). She and her producing partner, Mistress Neon, were debuting a burlesque show at a bar-arcade. Betty, Scratch, and I headed west.

The venue is pretty fun. There was a small stage in the middle of the space, surrounded by video game machines. Our dressing room was the commandeered ladies’ room. I have changed in many a bathroom in my time and I have to say that this one was clean and spacious — a welcome change. And had ’80s movie posters on the walls, as you can see from my quick selfie.
backstage at Nocturna

I thought I didn’t know the fourth burlesquer on the bill, Jaynie Jezebel, but it turned out we had met before, at the Booklover’s Burlesque Festival, where we both performed in the brunch show at the Victorian Belle Mansion. I blame being very nervous and focused on my act at the time for not remembering her Winnie-the-Pooh act. Besides the four of us, there was a poet and a singer (neither of whom entered the dressing room) and Scratch was going to do magic. Except he put his equipment carefully out of the cats’ reach at home and left it there…

This turned out to be a good thing because he stage managed instead. And the show really needed his gentle hand. First time anything can be total chaos and this was the first time the two producers had done a show together, the first time this venue had burlesque, the first time Mistress Neon had hosted, and the first time the stage kitten had done that job. Fortunately, all four of us burlesquers were experienced professionals, so he could just concentrate on keeping everything else running smoothly.

The only real problem we had was with the DJ. I think he was the reason the show started late — it certainly wasn’t any of the performers. He seemed to have issues with his equipment in general and Jaynie’s music in particular. She was supposed to sing for her second number, but he couldn’t get her backing track to work. Fortunately, because I believe in being in place the act before mine, I was right backstage and could step in to do my act early without much delay in the show. I’m pleased to say that her music worked fine after that and she was able to go on right after me.

One of the things I enjoyed about the show was the different styles of acts. Betty showed off her impressive dance chops, Ember rocked out, Jaynie had very detailed cosplay acts, and I had my usual classic stuff. I do wish I had been able to see the other acts better. If I stood just so, by the side of the stage, I could peer between two arcade machines and get a glimpse of the show.

Betty was a backstage hero! Ember’s panel skirt for her closing act wasn’t finished and Betty spent most of the intermission and second act hemming the panels. I was once dubbed “The Fastest Needle in the East”, but she was lightning-quick with her stitching.

All in all, a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to coming back!

M2

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Published in: on 5 October 2026 at 11:12 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday!

If you know your dressing room is going to be a restroom, bring something to put on the floor.

I recommend a beach towel. Something you can put your gear and your feet on and you can throw in the wash when you get home.

M2

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Published in: on 2 October 2026 at 2:51 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’m about to have a rather burlesque-filled weekend. I hope yours is lovely as well. Here’s your tip!

Write it down right away!

Ever get hit by a great idea for an act, a costume, &c and then a little while later you realize you’ve forgotten what it was? It happens to the best of us. Write it down when you think of it, whether that means scribbling a note on a napkin, texting yourself, recording a voice memo, &c. I cannot tell you how many Friday Tips have vanished into the aether because I was sure I would remember it later… I make these mistakes so you don’t have to.

M2

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Published in: on 25 September 2026 at 11:30 am  Leave a Comment  
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Review: New Burlesque

Dear Constant Reader,

This is one of the first books I acquired about burlesque and it’s been sitting on the shelf, unreviewed. Get ready for a trip back to the early days of the burlesque revival.

New Burlesque by Katharina Bosse, 2003.

This is a collection of 38 portraits of neo-burlesque performers taken when the burlesque revival was heating up. In all of them the performers are in costume, but the settings are not performance venues. The dancers are posed mostly outdoors. I recognized some taken in the desert at Exotic World (like the cover image of Kitten de Ville), some in New Orleans, and at least one in Los Angeles. Some of the indoor shots are in houses, probably the performer’s own. The outdoor photos are brilliantly sun-lit, so much so that the subjects seem a little washed out, where I might have expected more saturated color.

Each photograph has the performer’s name calligraphed on the facing page and a line-art icon somewhat associated with them. If this book were larger, it would be a coffee table book, but the slim paperback format doesn’t really qualify. Looking through it is like time traveling a bit. I was thinking “I know her!”, “I miss her”, “She’s still performing!”, “I wonder what happened to her…”, “Who the heck is she?”

There is no information about the models and no thoughts from the photographer about her project, other than a few words in the acknowledgements. However, there is a rather scholarly essay, “New Burlesque or The Veil of Pretence[sic]” by Cécile Camart, a French art historian. And I don’t know who wrote the blurb on the back of the book, but it doesn’t quite fit the vibe of the rest of it. Otherwise, you are left to draw your own conclusions.

For me this is a look back at an earlier and simpler time in burlesque, when the scene was still being shaped, in part by these performers. And I wonder what they would have thought then if they could have seen what it has become now.

M2

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Published in: on 21 September 2026 at 11:35 am  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday all! If you happen to be in the Fitchburg area tonight, you can see me at Nocturna!

Here’s your tip!

Avoid looking directly at the stage lights.

They can be very bright and can make you temporarily disoriented, which is not a great place to be on stage.

M2

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Published in: on 18 September 2026 at 2:10 pm  Leave a Comment  
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25 Years

Dear Constant Reader,

No tip this week. A story instead.

Before I discovered burlesque, I performed with a commedia dell’arte troupe. For those unfamiliar, commedia is a form of theatre that developed in Italy in the 16th century. It’s the great-great-grandmother of burlesque, opera, ballet, pantomime, &c. We stuck to commedia’s roots, wearing 16th-century style costumes, most of the male characters wore masks, and rather than using a script we had a scenario, a plot outline from which we improvised the three-act play. (This is not to say we were winging it — it takes a lot of rehearsing to be good at improvising).

A commedia troupe in Austin, Texas invited us to perform at the first ever Commedia dell’Austin Festival and nine members headed off from Logan Airport on September 9th, 2001. It was going to be a whirlwind trip. We arrived just in time for our Sunday evening show, we had a Monday night show, and a Tuesday matinee and then we were leaving early Wednesday morning for home. Well, that was the plan.

If you want to hear about the first two shows (a good story in its own right), ask me in person some time. It’s Tuesday I need to talk about.

My room was asleep when Jennifer banged on our motel room door. “Turn on the TV!” “Which channel?” someone asked. “Any of them.” We watched the second tower fall. I don’t remember a lot from that morning. I know I went into the bathroom, sat on the edge of the tub, and cried, knowing that the world had changed forever. I know my mother called. I had just told her we were going to Austin, not where we were staying. I still don’t know how she found us.

They say the show must go on — and it did. We performed a lackluster version of our show before a lackluster audience. Three of the masked actors switched roles, just to make things more interesting and try to kick up our energy, but it didn’t work. Afterwards, the festival organizer asked us if we could perform that night. The troupe that was scheduled had cancelled — at least one of their members was too distraught to go on stage.

We agreed and I believe it was our capocomico (director/producer) who said “But I don’t want to do this show again.” Jennifer whipped out a folder and said “I have a scenario for 8 and a scenario for 9.” Once upon a time we had had to put on a show with no notice and spent all day recreating a scenario from memory. She never wanted to go through that again.

We chose the scenario for 8 actors, because four of the performers had performed it the previous month and three of us had been in it when it it debuted. Miraculously, the seven of us had each played a different role, so there was no duplication and need to scramble to recast. And the only uncast role was for Pantalone (the miser) and the one person left was our best Pantalone. He had never played this scenario however.

Our rehearsal was the hour before curtain, which was spent in a storage room at the venue with Pantalone and Il Dottore worked on bits, a couple of other troupe members were arguing while I sat on the stairs, head in hands, saying “this is never going to work”. But work it did. In fact, it was fucking brilliant. One of the best shows we ever did. It’s hard to put into words how well we worked together, how we played off each other, and supported each other. For a couple of hours we took everyone away from the unthinkable reality and brought some laughter and joy to people who badly needed it, including us.

We were stuck in Austin for the rest of the week until we finally got a flight out on Saturday. In reflecting upon it, I was glad to be away from the familiar and the everyday. I don’t know how I could have gone into work and gone about my day like usual that week. There is a magic in liminal places, where one is neither here nor there, and that is what Austin was for me. And more than anything, I was grateful not be to alone and even more than that to be with this group of friends and fellow performers.

I’m not sure how to wrap this up. I’ve been unsure for 25 years.

Take care of yourselves and those around you,

M2

Published in: on 11 September 2026 at 3:42 pm  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! You almost didn’t get a tip this week because WordPress was being weird and wouldn’t let me log into my account. But, crisis averted.

Before we get to your tip, I want to remind you that Introduction to Burlesque and Burlesque Your Way: Halloween Edition start this Sunday!

And now, your tip!

Black fabric comes in different shades.

Sounds kind of crazy, right? But black dyes have different undertones, which may not be readily apparent under standard lighting. Under stage lights the differences can become obvious and make your carefully coordinated costume components look a little off. Check under good lighting that all the black pieces look cohesive.

M2

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Published in: on 4 September 2026 at 3:07 pm  Leave a Comment  
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