Dear Constant Reader,
I was surpised and delighted to get a call from Ember Sky looking for a couple of performers to round out a show in Fitchburg (notable as the home of both a college and the kitten who would become Bartholomew A. Cat). She and her producing partner, Mistress Neon, were debuting a burlesque show at a bar-arcade. Betty, Scratch, and I headed west.
The venue is pretty fun. There was a small stage in the middle of the space, surrounded by video game machines. Our dressing room was the commandeered ladies’ room. I have changed in many a bathroom in my time and I have to say that this one was clean and spacious — a welcome change. And had ’80s movie posters on the walls, as you can see from my quick selfie.
I thought I didn’t know the fourth burlesquer on the bill, Jaynie Jezebel, but it turned out we had met before, at the Booklover’s Burlesque Festival, where we both performed in the brunch show at the Victorian Belle Mansion. I blame being very nervous and focused on my act at the time for not remembering her Winnie-the-Pooh act. Besides the four of us, there was a poet and a singer (neither of whom entered the dressing room) and Scratch was going to do magic. Except he put his equipment carefully out of the cats’ reach at home and left it there…
This turned out to be a good thing because he stage managed instead. And the show really needed his gentle hand. First time anything can be total chaos and this was the first time the two producers had done a show together, the first time this venue had burlesque, the first time Mistress Neon had hosted, and the first time the stage kitten had done that job. Fortunately, all four of us burlesquers were experienced professionals, so he could just concentrate on keeping everything else running smoothly.
The only real problem we had was with the DJ. I think he was the reason the show started late — it certainly wasn’t any of the performers. He seemed to have issues with his equipment in general and Jaynie’s music in particular. She was supposed to sing for her second number, but he couldn’t get her backing track to work. Fortunately, because I believe in being in place the act before mine, I was right backstage and could step in to do my act early without much delay in the show. I’m pleased to say that her music worked fine after that and she was able to go on right after me.
One of the things I enjoyed about the show was the different styles of acts. Betty showed off her impressive dance chops, Ember rocked out, Jaynie had very detailed cosplay acts, and I had my usual classic stuff. I do wish I had been able to see the other acts better. If I stood just so, by the side of the stage, I could peer between two arcade machines and get a glimpse of the show.
Betty was a backstage hero! Ember’s panel skirt for her closing act wasn’t finished and Betty spent most of the intermission and second act hemming the panels. I was once dubbed “The Fastest Needle in the East”, but she was lightning-quick with her stitching.
All in all, a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to coming back!

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New Burlesque by Katharina Bosse, 2003.






