Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

When sewing by machine, before you raise the foot and cut the thread, make sure your needle is in the highest position.

If the needle is in a lower position, the thread will probably be short and pop out of the needle when you raise it to start sewing again. It’s not a crisis, but it is annoying. Get into the habit of moving the needle all the way up before you cut the thread and you’ll be able to sew more efficiently, since you won’t be taking time to cuss and rethread the needle.

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Published in: on 24 July 2026 at 1:49 pm  Leave a Comment  
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A Farewell to Ya Mas

Dear Constant Reader,

Occasionally we’ve performed at Ya Mas, a Greek restaurant in a mall in New Hampshire, which was internet-famous for their over-the-top holiday decor.

Christmas 1        Christmas 2
Valentine's 1       

We learned just the other day that, after celebrating their sixth anniversary last month, they closed. I’ll miss them. I understand why they chose to close and I’m very sorry we couldn’t have had one last meal there.

Performing there was a logistical challenge, but we made it work and had fun, while clustered behind the wine fridges in our makeshift dressing room

backstage        Me & Ava

and trying to avoid taking out a chandelier with a large prop or headdress

Ava's bra
and mostly succeeding…

The staff was quite nice to us and the food was fantastic! I spent some time in Greece in my grad school days and brought home a deep love of the cuisine. You’re probably not surprised that I am quite particular in what I consider worthwhile Greek food. This certainly was. One of the best parts of performing was that after we loaded out the gear, we’d have a late dinner. Everyone would swoon over the moussaka. I would say “will strip for spanakopita”.

The last time we performed there, Scratch told the kitchen “just make us what you’d serve the staff”, which turned out to be this:
last meal

I hope this all gives you some idea of the restaurant’s quirky charm.

Αντίο Γεια Μας,

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Published in: on 23 July 2026 at 3:31 pm  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday!

Before we get to your tip, I want to remind you about my on-line classes. The third Tuesday of every month at 7pm Eastern I’m offering a talk on history or costuming or whatever strikes my fancy. I’m having a great time nerding out, researching, and creating theses classes and presentations for you. If you can’t make the class, you’ll still get the recording and resources.

Upcoming workshops are:

  • July 21, Achieving Closure: how to choose and use the best fastener to keep you costume on until the moment it comes off

  • August 18, Fan Dance Uncovered, the history of fan dance and some of its foremost practitioners, plus how it influenced everything from fine art to ashtrays.

  • September 15, Stalking the Stocking, part lecture, part practicum. You’ll learn hosiery history and then learn stocking peels and how to strip out of a garter belt.

And now, here’s your tip!

If you’re bringing in any kind of tech for your act, test it at home and then test it again at the venue.

You want to make sure whatever you’re using (a black light, a fan, a projector, &c.) works before you use it in your performance. You should be confident that it works before you leave for the show, so that if it doesn’t when you try it out at the venue, you know the problem is not with the equipment and it’s a little easier to troubleshoot.

Hint: sometimes the issue is a dead outlet. This is where last week’s tip about the extension cord comes in handy.

If, for whatever reason, it really won’t work, you’ll know before you hit the stage and can make any changes to your act that are needed. It may be frustrating, but at least the audience won’t know that something went wrong.

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Published in: on 17 July 2026 at 3:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Peep Show Pinups

Dear Constant Reader,

This book is only tangentially related to burlesque — in a couple of ways you might expect and one you probably don’t. Michelle L’amour told me about this book, probably not long after it came out, and I’m grateful.

Peep Show Pinups: The Golden Era by Jo and Paul Richardson, 2009.

The book is primarily a survey of erotic photographs from the mid-19th century to about the 1920s. There are less than two dozen pages of the history of photography, with many photos included and some brief commentary before each section. The rest of the pages are photos of women in varying states of undress. The layout is quite aesthetically pleasing, designed to look like an old-fashioned photo album.

The photos are loosely organized by categories. It begins with Daguerreotypes and the Early Years, which is only a few pages of mid-19th century images, showing that as long as there have been photographs, there have been nudes.

The second section, Women Posed, looks at “many of the varied styles and themes during the first century of the genre”. It’s pictures of women, mostly individual, mostly nude, posing for the camera. Other than their lack of clothing, they are not particularly provocative. In contrast, the third section, Fun and Games, has more sexually explicit photos. Many portray couples (and more) disporting themselves or women in BDSM situations. There’s a fair bit of girls spanking other girls, as you might imagine, but also a bit of harder stuff.

The next section, Postcards, contains exactly that — and at least one arcade card (want to know what that is? I wrote a bit about it for my Patrons). I was terribly amused to see that several of the postcards had canceled stamps on the picture. I’m so very curious as to what was written on the back and why the stamps were on the front of the card.

Manipulating the Image is photos that have been colored or were stereo cards, which appeared 3-D with the correct viewer. Some of the colored images, which would have been done by hand, are delicate and subtle. I rather like one of a woman smoking where just her garters were picked out in red. Other photos are extremely garish. The authors mourn that one can’t experience the stereo effect of those cards on the printed page, but fortunately we have an OWL stereoscopic viewer, which is meant to work with such images. It works perfectly well (I just tested it)!

This is followed by Out of Doors and Overseas, photos taken in nature and then ethnographic pictures. These are women from foreign countries in their local attire, some clearly posing in a studio, partially clad in “exotic” dress, others seem to be snapshots of women who normally went topless in their culture. And the very last section is A Final Glance. In the 1930s erotic photography changed styles, ending this “golden era”. I’m unclear if the five photos in this section are supposed to be the last of their kind or a taste of the new.

If you like looking at vintage erotic photos, this is a fine collection, but don’t expect to learn much about any of the photos. The introduction does have some of the models and photographers identified for the photos there, but the rest of the book is just pictures. There’s also no information about where the authors acquired their collection (you’ll see in a moment why I’m interested)

As for burlesque, in the introduction there is some mention of arcade cards, Mutoscope reels, and performers like Josephine Baker and members of the Ziegfeld Follies posing.

And then there’s this (lightly censored for public viewing).

Berkowitz book and candle censored

Yes, that’s me. On page 40 in the Women Posed section.

In 2005 I worked with a photographer named Michael Berkowitz who created erotic photos in the style of the late 19th century. He shot on elaborate sets with an antique camera. I remember it was a lot of fun, but very precise, because the total number of photos for a session was so limited. There’s another of his photos on page 153, among the “exotic foreigner” images. Apparently the authors found a couple of his prints somewhere and couldn’t tell that they weren’t actually “golden era” photos. I mean, mission accomplished, but… yikes!

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Published in: on 16 July 2026 at 10:19 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

I hope those of you who had a holiday weekend last week enjoyed it!

If you are using any kind of electronics, bring all the cords.

Whether it’s a projector for your class, a black light for your act, a video camera to record the show, or anything else that needs power, make sure you have the power cable or charging cord, any connecting cables (like HDMI), and an extension cord. Even if you have prearranged (of course you prearranged this) with the venue and they’ve sworn they have everything you need, you never know. Similarly, if you’re sure the battery will last the whole time you’re using the device, better to be safe and have a way to charge it.

Personally, I’ve found the extension cord to be incredibly useful. Sometimes outlets are just not in a useful location and a little extra reach makes all the difference.

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Published in: on 10 July 2026 at 3:07 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Patriotic Stripper

Dear Constant Reader,

Almost exactly six years ago, I filmed this reading and then abandoned it. Yesterday, I decided it should finally see the light of day, filmed a new intro, and edited it. As usual, Scratch gave me a hand, finding the music and the fireworks for the credits. I do wish I had thought of this before we were having a massive heat wave and I had to turn off the AC to film the intro. If I look a bit haggard, it’s because I’m actually melting before your eyes.

The reading is from Inside the Combat Zone by Stephanie Schorow. If you like it, perhaps I’ll release the first, longer section.

Please enjoy The Patriotic Stripper, a tale for Independence Day.

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Published in: on 4 July 2026 at 11:29 am  Leave a Comment  
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Sewing Away

Dear Constant Reader,

After not feeling terribly motivated for a while, I did a bunch of costuming in June. Most of it was improvements to existing acts, which I had been meaning to get to for a while.

Glove with applique wornI’ve been using the same pair of gloves for a couple of acts and I wanted Mina in Furs, one of my most performed numbers, to have dedicated gloves. I found a pair of plain white satin gloves in my closet and Devastasia had some great embroidered net fabric, which I cut out the motifs to make appliqués. I won’t lie, the hand sewing was fussy and tedious, but I love the result. I might add some rhinestones later, but I think they’re pretty as they are now.

The other act I do a lot is a striptease into a fan dance. For a while now Scratch has been suggesting I put some lace on the top of the undies. I had some lace fabric left over from my Lili St. Cyr lingerie project* which had a lovely decorative selvedge. It was a little tricky to make sure the tear-away still worked, but not too bad. Here’s Phyllis the mannequin modeling them.

Panties front    Panties back

I still need to do a bunch of rhinestoning, but I think they compliment the bra much better now.

And for the same act, I made these pasties to compliment my black and white fans. The pastie template was from Manuge et Toi and those hypnotic fan staves are by Donna Touch.

Fan pasties    Pasties on fans

Next step, I want to make a g-string to match the pasties.

I also had a couple of non-costume projects. I have a table top ironing board, but the legs got wonky and it wouldn’t stand up any more. Rather than buying a new one, I made an ironing pad for the top of my sewing table.

Ironing pad

It’s a piece of special insulated fabric, which is usually used for pot holders and the like, sandwiched between two layers of cotton quilt batting, with cotton print fabric on the outside. The insulated fabric protects the table from the heat while the cotton absorbs the moisture from steam. It takes up much less storage space than the ironing board did. Way better than a makeshift ironing surface made from a folded towel! (Note to self: put towel back in the linen closet) And best of all, almost everything came from my fabric stash**. Although I did have to drop a few bucks on the quilt binding.

Lastly, I’m contributing to a community quilting project and I had been dying to make a Storm at Sea quilt. I’m glad I started with this single block because it is hella challenging piecing. I love how it looks and do hope to make an actual quilt for me some day. In my copious spare time…

Storm at Sea block

What have you been up to? Sewn anything lately?

M2

*someday I’ll tell you all about that project because I’m very proud of it, but I need decent pictures.
**actually, I think this is the only project on this list for which I actually had to go out and spend some money.

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Published in: on 2 July 2026 at 12:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday everyone! It’s been hot and humid these days, which inspired this tip.

You know to stay hydrated, but also keep your electrolytes in mind.

When you’re sweating, you’re losing minerals, like sodium, even if you’re drinking enough water. If you lose enough of them, you can feel pretty terrible (ask me how I know!). You’ll be in no shape to perform if that happens.

The easy solution is to keep some appropriate snacks on hand during hot weather. Nuts, potato chips, pickles and pickle juice (two for one!) are all pretty good for replacing sodium. Coconut water and bananas have potassium.

I used go camping for two weeks in August every year, which could be very brutal. I’d bring a tube of Pringles, which I don’t normally like. If I found myself craving Pringles, I knew I was in need of electrolytes and I’d have a few chips until they stopped tasting good.

And don’t forget the water!

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Published in: on 26 June 2026 at 3:40 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I hope you’re enjoying Juneteenth and reflecting on the day. This week’s tip is a thoughtful one:

There is always more to learn.

Even if you are an expert (or think you are an expert) in a subject, it’s worth learning from someone else. You’ll see new perspectives and perhaps information you hadn’t seen before. A class, a book or article, a documentary, a museum exhibit — it doesn’t matter. Expand your horizons and get out of your comfort zone.

Just this week I took one of Bebe Bardeaux‘s Burlesque History Institute classes at The Chocolate City Burlesque Academy. It was on burlesque costumes, a subject you might think I know a lot about. And yet, I discovered costumes and costumers, both historic and current, and performers with whom I was I not familiar. There was even something I want to add into a class of mine, which isn’t about costumes. When the autumn session comes around, I highly recommend checking out Bebe’s classes.

Thus, I want to encourage you to come to my burlesque history class, A Who’s Who of Classic Burlesque, this Tuesday at 7pm. I’ve got stories of successes and scandals, video clips, and some museum artifacts to share. You might just learn something new!

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Published in: on 19 June 2026 at 12:11 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: You Wanna Be on Top?

Dear Constant Reader,

In 2007 one of our troupe members needed to take the summer off. Only a few of us knew what she was going to be doing and we had to keep quiet about it. In the fall we could finally reveal that she was a contestant on America’s Next Top Model, Cycle 9. She has shared a little of the behind the scenes with us over the years, but now she’s letting everyone know what happened on ANTM in her new book

You Wanna Be on Top? A Memoir of Makeovers, Manipulation, and Not Becoming America’s Next Top Model by Sarah Hartshorne, 2025.

Sarah was a student at Boston University when America’s Next Top Model held a local casting call. She didn’t expect much, given the thousands of women who tried out, but was one of the finalists who ended up in the Model House as the sole plus-sized model (called “real sized” on the show).

The story that unfolds in a blow-by-blow accounting is simply bonkers. The production staff were uncaring at best and cruel at worst. The young women — and they were young; I think the oldest was 22 — were just product to be used to create the show. Each contestant had a simple storyline that the show created and focused on. Sarah’s plot hook was that she hated her body and was uncomfortable with the thin beauty of all the other contestants. For the most part, she resisted and even sabotaged the attempt to push her along that path, but you can’t hear everybody repeating that narrative at you without it doing some damage.

When I first watched the show, I thought some of the things they made the contestants do were kinda mean and cringy. Tyra and most of the judges deliberately cut the girls down. And it was pretty obvious when the interviews and confessionals were edited and taken out of context. But, hey, it was the early days of reality TV and we didn’t have much to compare it to. I stopped watching the show when Sarah was eliminated (which I still think was unfair) and they made her cry (which I still have not forgiven!). But that wasn’t the end of Sarah’s time with the show. I’m going to let you read the book and find out for yourself what happened to those that had to leave the house.

It’s not her story alone that she shares. She interviewed several of her fellow aspiring models and compares their experiences with her own. In these conversations she reflects on what she went through and how she didn’t necessarily see how much they were being manipulated. Like I said, they were very young and there had been nothing like this show before. It’s all rather enraging.

As I said above, she told us some of the reality behind the reality show, but there was so much I didn’t know. And even one of the stories she told (and I retold) was fabricated by the producers! And she doesn’t actually identify people by name, but you might just recognize a couple of folks she mentions, especially if you were an early Babydolls fan.

Sarah is a very engaging writer with a mix of humor and honesty that makes this book a delight to read. At one point, she and another contestant, to get some semblance of privacy, are sitting in a walk-in closet. (They were still being filmed, but the cameraman couldn’t get too close). Sarah confesses that she’s attracted to women as well as men and realizes that she’s bisexual: “Had I just come out of the closet on national fucking television? Had I just come out of the closet… while sitting in a literal closet?”

I was thrilled to see that the Boston Public Library selected it as one of the We Are Pride 2026 picks, so what better time to give it a read than June! You’ll discover why Sarah remains one of the ANTM fan favorites and, if you’ve watched the recent Netflix documentary/expose, understand why she’s says she “should have been meaner in my book”. If you’re in NYC, look for her doing stand-up!

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Published in: on 17 June 2026 at 12:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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