When creating a headdress, make sure it balances properly on your head at every stage of construction.
If it’s off-kilter or top-heavy, you can correct as you go instead of panicking at the end. And you have the fun of trying it on and making faces in the mirror.
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I was surpised and delighted to get a call from Ember Sky looking for a couple of performers to round out a show in Fitchburg (notable as the home of both a college and the kitten who would become Bartholomew A. Cat). She and her producing partner, Mistress Neon, were debuting a burlesque show at a bar-arcade. Betty, Scratch, and I headed west.
The venue is pretty fun. There was a small stage in the middle of the space, surrounded by video game machines. Our dressing room was the commandeered ladies’ room. I have changed in many a bathroom in my time and I have to say that this one was clean and spacious — a welcome change. And had ’80s movie posters on the walls, as you can see from my quick selfie.
I thought I didn’t know the fourth burlesquer on the bill, Jaynie Jezebel, but it turned out we had met before, at the Booklover’s Burlesque Festival, where we both performed in the brunch show at the Victorian Belle Mansion. I blame being very nervous and focused on my act at the time for not remembering her Winnie-the-Pooh act. Besides the four of us, there was a poet and a singer (neither of whom entered the dressing room) and Scratch was going to do magic. Except he put his equipment carefully out of the cats’ reach at home and left it there…
This turned out to be a good thing because he stage managed instead. And the show really needed his gentle hand. First time anything can be total chaos and this was the first time the two producers had done a show together, the first time this venue had burlesque, the first time Mistress Neon had hosted, and the first time the stage kitten had done that job. Fortunately, all four of us burlesquers were experienced professionals, so he could just concentrate on keeping everything else running smoothly.
The only real problem we had was with the DJ. I think he was the reason the show started late — it certainly wasn’t any of the performers. He seemed to have issues with his equipment in general and Jaynie’s music in particular. She was supposed to sing for her second number, but he couldn’t get her backing track to work. Fortunately, because I believe in being in place the act before mine, I was right backstage and could step in to do my act early without much delay in the show. I’m pleased to say that her music worked fine after that and she was able to go on right after me.
One of the things I enjoyed about the show was the different styles of acts. Betty showed off her impressive dance chops, Ember rocked out, Jaynie had very detailed cosplay acts, and I had my usual classic stuff. I do wish I had been able to see the other acts better. If I stood just so, by the side of the stage, I could peer between two arcade machines and get a glimpse of the show.
Betty was a backstage hero! Ember’s panel skirt for her closing act wasn’t finished and Betty spent most of the intermission and second act hemming the panels. I was once dubbed “The Fastest Needle in the East”, but she was lightning-quick with her stitching.
All in all, a lot of fun and I’m looking forward to coming back!
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Happy Friday! I’m about to have a rather burlesque-filled weekend. I hope yours is lovely as well. Here’s your tip!
Write it down right away!
Ever get hit by a great idea for an act, a costume, &c and then a little while later you realize you’ve forgotten what it was? It happens to the best of us. Write it down when you think of it, whether that means scribbling a note on a napkin, texting yourself, recording a voice memo, &c. I cannot tell you how many Friday Tips have vanished into the aether because I was sure I would remember it later… I make these mistakes so you don’t have to.
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This is one of the first books I acquired about burlesque and it’s been sitting on the shelf, unreviewed. Get ready for a trip back to the early days of the burlesque revival.
New Burlesque by Katharina Bosse, 2003.
This is a collection of 38 portraits of neo-burlesque performers taken when the burlesque revival was heating up. In all of them the performers are in costume, but the settings are not performance venues. The dancers are posed mostly outdoors. I recognized some taken in the desert at Exotic World (like the cover image of Kitten de Ville), some in New Orleans, and at least one in Los Angeles. Some of the indoor shots are in houses, probably the performer’s own. The outdoor photos are brilliantly sun-lit, so much so that the subjects seem a little washed out, where I might have expected more saturated color.
Each photograph has the performer’s name calligraphed on the facing page and a line-art icon somewhat associated with them. If this book were larger, it would be a coffee table book, but the slim paperback format doesn’t really qualify. Looking through it is like time traveling a bit. I was thinking “I know her!”, “I miss her”, “She’s still performing!”, “I wonder what happened to her…”, “Who the heck is she?”
There is no information about the models and no thoughts from the photographer about her project, other than a few words in the acknowledgements. However, there is a rather scholarly essay, “New Burlesque or The Veil of Pretence[sic]” by Cécile Camart, a French art historian. And I don’t know who wrote the blurb on the back of the book, but it doesn’t quite fit the vibe of the rest of it. Otherwise, you are left to draw your own conclusions.
For me this is a look back at an earlier and simpler time in burlesque, when the scene was still being shaped, in part by these performers. And I wonder what they would have thought then if they could have seen what it has become now.
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Before I discovered burlesque, I performed with a commedia dell’arte troupe. For those unfamiliar, commedia is a form of theatre that developed in Italy in the 16th century. It’s the great-great-grandmother of burlesque, opera, ballet, pantomime, &c. We stuck to commedia’s roots, wearing 16th-century style costumes, most of the male characters wore masks, and rather than using a script we had a scenario, a plot outline from which we improvised the three-act play. (This is not to say we were winging it — it takes a lot of rehearsing to be good at improvising).
A commedia troupe in Austin, Texas invited us to perform at the first ever Commedia dell’Austin Festival and nine members headed off from Logan Airport on September 9th, 2001. It was going to be a whirlwind trip. We arrived just in time for our Sunday evening show, we had a Monday night show, and a Tuesday matinee and then we were leaving early Wednesday morning for home. Well, that was the plan.
If you want to hear about the first two shows (a good story in its own right), ask me in person some time. It’s Tuesday I need to talk about.
My room was asleep when Jennifer banged on our motel room door. “Turn on the TV!” “Which channel?” someone asked. “Any of them.” We watched the second tower fall. I don’t remember a lot from that morning. I know I went into the bathroom, sat on the edge of the tub, and cried, knowing that the world had changed forever. I know my mother called. I had just told her we were going to Austin, not where we were staying. I still don’t know how she found us.
They say the show must go on — and it did. We performed a lackluster version of our show before a lackluster audience. Three of the masked actors switched roles, just to make things more interesting and try to kick up our energy, but it didn’t work. Afterwards, the festival organizer asked us if we could perform that night. The troupe that was scheduled had cancelled — at least one of their members was too distraught to go on stage.
We agreed and I believe it was our capocomico (director/producer) who said “But I don’t want to do this show again.” Jennifer whipped out a folder and said “I have a scenario for 8 and a scenario for 9.” Once upon a time we had had to put on a show with no notice and spent all day recreating a scenario from memory. She never wanted to go through that again.
We chose the scenario for 8 actors, because four of the performers had performed it the previous month and three of us had been in it when it it debuted. Miraculously, the seven of us had each played a different role, so there was no duplication and need to scramble to recast. And the only uncast role was for Pantalone (the miser) and the one person left was our best Pantalone. He had never played this scenario however.
Our rehearsal was the hour before curtain, which was spent in a storage room at the venue with Pantalone and Il Dottore worked on bits, a couple of other troupe members were arguing while I sat on the stairs, head in hands, saying “this is never going to work”. But work it did. In fact, it was fucking brilliant. One of the best shows we ever did. It’s hard to put into words how well we worked together, how we played off each other, and supported each other. For a couple of hours we took everyone away from the unthinkable reality and brought some laughter and joy to people who badly needed it, including us.
We were stuck in Austin for the rest of the week until we finally got a flight out on Saturday. In reflecting upon it, I was glad to be away from the familiar and the everyday. I don’t know how I could have gone into work and gone about my day like usual that week. There is a magic in liminal places, where one is neither here nor there, and that is what Austin was for me. And more than anything, I was grateful not be to alone and even more than that to be with this group of friends and fellow performers.
I’m not sure how to wrap this up. I’ve been unsure for 25 years.
Sounds kind of crazy, right? But black dyes have different undertones, which may not be readily apparent under standard lighting. Under stage lights the differences can become obvious and make your carefully coordinated costume components look a little off. Check under good lighting that all the black pieces look cohesive.
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Once again I participated in the Boston Public Library’s summer reading challenge and once again I read a book in every category on both bingo boards. There was a great reward for a blackout bingo board this year — you got to pick any book in the library and sign a bookplate that would be put into it. I chose Night Shift by Stephen King — one of the most perfect collections of short stories, in my opinion.
As usual, none of these were re-reads (except the one that had to be) and most of them were from BPL suggestions. A couple of those suggestions I thought didn’t fit the theme as well as I would have liked, and thus chose something else. So I ended up reading more than planned. And as usual, some hits, some misses, and a bunch of books I never would have read otherwise.
Links will take you to Bookshop.org (where I have an affiliate account).
My top books, in alphabetical order are: * Automatic Noodle: A charming short novel about a team of robots who open a hand-pulled noodle shop. * The Bewitching: Another good one from Silvia Moreno-Garcia. Set in Massachusetts and Mexico during three different timelines. * Blood in the Machine: I will never again use “Luddite” as an insult. I learned so much about the Industrial Revolution and cottage industries and stockings. *The Body: I wouldn’t actually call this a favorite. I mean, it’s good, but it’s not my favorite Stephen King work. It’s not even my favorite in Different Seasons. And I’m not sure I’ve even read it since Stand By Me came out. However, this audiobook was read by Wil Wheaton and it was amazing! I can’t imagine anyone more perfect to narrate this story. * Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep: I loved the alternating chapter structure, which told the same events from two points of view, one of which was (at first) completely bizarre. Also, fuck AI. * James: I heard so many good things about this book and they were all correct. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn as told by Jim. * Legendary Frybread Drive-in: I love shared-universe short-story collections and this one is very nicely done. There are little cross-over cameos in many of the stories. * Slayers of Old: Funny, set in Salem (with shout-outs to a couple of actual businesses), and eldritch horrors. Right up my alley. * To Shape a Dragon’s Breath: An alternate nineteenth century America and the culture clash when an Indigenous girl bonds with a new-born dragon and must attend the colonizers’ dragon academy. Although this was for the over 500 pages category, I read it in like 4 days. Very much looking forward to the second book.
Honorable mention to: * Atmosphere for best use of a David Bowie lyric, which made me cry. * The Scald-Crow for a creative solution a folk-tale hero would be proud of. * When the Museum is Closed: for showing that Latin can be a useful language to learn.
Did you read anything good this summer?
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My summer has been all about peaches. For the past several years we’ve gotten two case of peaches over the course of the summer. Most of them just get eaten, but I cook a thing or two…
There’s always jam. It’s like putting summer in a jar.
When the NY Times Monthly Bake column featured this Peaches & Cream Victoria Sandwich, I knew I had to make it. A gaming day at the Manor was the perfect occasion.
A week later a friend’s party was a reason to make Peaches & Cream Pie.
To complete this peaches and cream trifecta. I made peach ice cream infused with fresh basil. Named for my fellow Morbid Curiosity Podcast fans as the Mary Mallon Special.
Of course I had to bake cobbler. I love how there are so many variations of cobbler, but to me it will always be biscuit-topped.
Lastly, and not peachy at all, we had watermelon, so I pickled the rinds. There was also an experiment with watermelon rind jam, but I wouldn’t call it successful.
Did you make anything good with the summer’s bounty?
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