Dear Constant Reader,
The Vermont Burlesque Festival is almost upon us and I am so excited to be performing my tribute to April March on Friday night.
However, this morning we received a copy of the City of South Burlington Public Indecency Ordinance which states that “public nudity” is “a public nuisance” and that “‘Nudity’ shall mean the showing of the human male or female genitals, pubic area or buttocks with less than a full opaque covering…”
I end in a g-string. With a less than full opaque covering on my buttocks. If it was almost any other act, I’d just suck it up and switch to full-coverage panties. But it’s not.
I’ve got less than 2 days to figure this out.
Thoughts, O Constant Reader?
Puzzled,
Oh, The Glamourous Life! 
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