To Pass The Time…

Dear Constant Reader,

I know so many of us are feeling trapped and restless. Here are a few diversions I’ve found to help pass the time and stay active in body and mind.

The Enigma Emporium is offering their first set of postcard puzzles, Wish You Were Here, for free. Also, on their FB page, they post a puzzle every Friday — and there are years worth at this point.

The Morbid Curiosity Podcast has been sharing virtual tours on their FB page. And of course you could always give the podcast a listen.

Rory Raven is offering his walking tour of Salem on YouTube. Each short video provides a taste of Salem’s fascinating history.

Angie Pontani is teaching burlesque and go-go routines at 3pm Eastern every Friday on IG Live. If you miss it, she’s putting the videos up on her YouTube, but, trust me, they’re more fun live.

Her sister Tara aka Toning with Tara is running killer workout sessions via Zoom every weekday at 8:45am Eastern.

You can join me on Wednesdays at 3pm Eastern on IG Live at @studyburlesque for a short burlesque lesson. Also, I’ve been doing a little reading aloud.

What do you recommend to keep mind and body active?

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Published in: on 1 April 2020 at 9:44 am  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

In case you’re losing track of what day it is, it’s Friday. Time for a tip. I really wanted to give you a great everything-is-normal burlesque tip and I just couldn’t. Nothing is normal.

It’s okay not to be okay.

It’s okay to be scared. It’s okay to be sad. It’s okay to be disappointed. It’s okay to be stressed.

I know there are people broadcasting what productive and creative things they are doing while isolated, but if you consider it a major victory to have taken a shower, it’s okay.

These are uncertain times and you are allowed to feel how ever you feel. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Stay safe,

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Published in: on 27 March 2020 at 5:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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So It’s Saturday…

Dear Constant Reader,

For many of us, today we’d be prepping for a show. Alas, That’s not going to happen. What to do instead?

Unpack your show bag. I’m looking at you…

Organize your makeup kit and toss old cosmetics.

Clean your makeup brushes

Clean your lashes.

Hand wash that pile of delicates.

Make those costume repairs you’ve been putting off

Read a book. Might I suggest one of these?

Go outside.

Cook something. Maybe a big pot of sometthing you can freeze part of for later. Or something elaborate you never had time for. Or just something you’re never made before. If you’re looking for recipes, might I suggest this collection.

Journal.

Rhinestone all the things.

Take a soothing bath.

Just breathe.

Take care of yourself. Please.

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Published in: on 21 March 2020 at 5:43 pm  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

If you’re having trouble keeping track of the days while you’re at home, it’s now Friday and thus, time for a tip.

Clean your screens.

I know you’ve been hearing that you should disinfect your phone, but how?

If you’re lucky enough to have disinfecting wipes, you can use those. Otherwise use 70% isopropyl alcohol on a lint-free cloth. Take the phone out of the case and clean all sides of it.

Don’t use bleach. Don’t use ammonia. Don’t use hydrogen peroxide. Don’t use acetone. Don’t submerge it in liquid.

I got this info from Apple, but it probably applies to other types of phones.

Clean your phone, your tablet, your mouse, your keyboard, &c. — any electronics you touch.

Stay safe and healthy, okay?

I’m going to be presenting a short floorwork lesson on Sunday at 7pm (eastern time) on live on Instagram at @studyburlesque. I hope you’ll join me! You’ll just need a mat or towel to lie on.

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Published in: on 20 March 2020 at 1:50 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

We are living in strange and uncertain times. My heart goes out to all those affected by the closures and cancellations. I know how you feel — The Great Burlesque Exposition has just rescheduled for September. It was a very hard decision and a lot of people are impacted, but it was the right thing to do.

Here’s your tip:

Support small businesses as best you can right now.

Producers and performers have had to cancel shows. Many small artists, shop owners, and other independent businesses are seeing reduced traffic and have had events canceled at which they were going to sell. A lot of income is being lost.

If you can, please help them out. You can send your favorite performer a tip or purchase something from your favorite vendor. If you don’t actually need anything right now, perhaps buy a gift certificate you can redeem later. I saw the great suggestion to buy gift cards from your favorite restaurant or cafe to use when it’s safe to go out again.

If you’re one of those economically impacted, leave a comment with your info, so my other Constant Readers can tip you or buy something!

Bonus tip, from the archives, but always relevant:
Be kind.

Everyone is just as anxious and uncertain as you are.

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Published in: on 13 March 2020 at 1:41 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Keep calm and wash your hands.

Here’s a few practical tips about preventing the spread of COVID-19, the coronavirus. Note: I’m not a medical professional, just someone who doesn’t want to get sick.

  • Don’t panic.
  • Wash your hands often. You should scrub your hands with soap for about 20 seconds, which is the time it takes to sing “happy birthday” or the alphabet song twice. Or if you are a more literary bent, you can recite the “Out, out damned spot” speech from Macbeth or the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear from Dune. Personally I use the Gunslinger Litany from The Dark Tower. If you can’t wash your hands, use hand sanitizer. Also, stock up on hand lotion. All that hand washing is going to be rough on your skin.
  • Don’t touch your face. This is a really hard habit to break. Some things that can help is using the above-mentioned hand lotion. The scent can remind you as your hand is getting close to your face. You could pretend you’re in stage-face — you wouldn’t want to mess your makeup!
  • Clean your phone and other surfaces you touch regularly. My barre instructor has taken to disinfecting the barre while we’re doing our floor warm-up.
  • Cough and sneeze into a tissue or, if you lack one, your elbow (not your hand!)
  • Most importantly, if you’re not feeling well, stay home. People will understand, even your producer.
  • Did I mention, don’t panic? Use common sense to keep yourself and others healthy.

    For some in-depth and research-based advice, please check out this on-going series from Siderea. And there’s always good information on the CDC and WHO websites.

    Stay healthy!

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    Published in: on 6 March 2020 at 2:59 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Friday!

    I’ve been posting weekly tips here for over 8 years! I want to start creating video tips as well, but, as I realized when I tried to film one this week, I am sadly in need of better equipment! I had a holder for my phone and I had a tripod, but it turns out they’re not compatible! Fortunately, I am an experienced MacGyver (I was once even nominated for a Golden Pastie in that category) and with some painter’s tape and other things I found around the house, managed to mate them long enough to film, but it was really awkward.

    If you would like to see video Tips and tutorials, consider becoming a Patron! With more Patrons, I can splurge on some better equipment and maybe even have someone else involved, which will make for *much* a better quality product. The videos are going to be Patron only!

    And now for your tip…

    Sequined fabrics require special treatment when sewing.

    First off, the sequins will dull your scissors, so don’t use your best fabric shears to cut out your garment.

    They’ll dull your needles too, so remove all the sequins from your stitching lines. Sequins add bulk, so also remove them from the seam and hem allowances. And they’re scratchy. You’ll be just as happy not having them on the inside of your garment.

    Removing sequins is a little tedious, since you don’t want to snip the threads holding the sequins in place — you’ll lose all the other sequins on that thread. Instead, snip the sequin itself (again, not with the good scissors!). Put down a dropcloth before you start because this will get messy! You’ll also need to do the same thing if you’re working with beaded fabric, but you can just smash the beads (lightly!) with a hammer. Wear eye protection!

    When sewing the fabric, wear the above-mentioned eye protection as well, just in case you strike a sequin by mistake and your needle breaks.

    When pressing sequined fabric, always use a press cloth to protect the sequins from the heat of your iron. They’re only plastic and can melt or discolor.

    Save your fabric scraps, so if you lose some sequins on your finished garment, you can harvest some from a scrap and sew them on the bald spot.

    Go forth — sew your sequins and sparkle smartly!

    M2Like this costuming tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Burlesque Costuming.

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    Published in: on 28 February 2020 at 2:54 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Friday! Thank you everyone who left lovely messages this week for my birthday! I had a wonderful day and will continue the celebration this weekend.

    Here’s your tip!
    Unscrewing another burlesque performer’s light bulb doesn’t make yours shine brighter. It just makes the whole world a little darker.

    Tearing someone down does not make you a better performer; it diminishes our entire community. We’re all trying to create great entertainment with a very niche art. The more of us support our fellow burlesquers, the better we can accomplish that. Remember, a rising tide lifts all strippers*.

    For more uplifting quotes and burlesque philosophy like this follow The Great Burlesque Exposition on Instagram: @burl.expo

    *Thanks to Lili VonSchtupp for the great aphorism.

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    Published in: on 21 February 2020 at 9:58 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Some previous tips have given you advice about chocolate, champagne, and flowers, also a quote about love love. Today’s tip is another quote, a timeless piece of advice.

    If you would be loved, love and be lovable.
    –Benjamin Franklin, 1755

    May you love and be loved every day of the year.

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    Published in: on 14 February 2020 at 1:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

    “I don’t know” is an acceptable answer.

    As teachers we are “the expert” and have a certain authority. Sometimes a student asks a question and the teacher doesn’t have the answer. It can be hard to give up that authority and admit that you’re not the expert after all.

    There is nothing wrong with that! It is so much better to say you don’t have the answer instead of guessing or making something up (I’ve seen it happen!)

    A gentleman-scholar of my acquaintance (may his memory be a blessing) used to say “Non scio sed invenire possum” — Latin for “I don’t know, but I can look it up”*.

    You are doing your job as an educator if you say “That’s a really good question. I don’t know. Let me do some research/check with someone/try it out/&c. and get back to you.” And then make sure to get back to them!

    * Yes, fellow Classicists, I would have used nescio too, but I’m quoting someone whose specialty was Icelandic literature, not Latin.

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    Published in: on 7 February 2020 at 3:24 pm  Leave a Comment  
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