Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’ve got some really exciting news before we get to your tip!

For more than four years, I’m been writing these tips here for you. Now I’ve collected some of my favorites (and winnowing them down was so painful!) into an attractive volume. That’s right, I’m publishing a book! Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque will be available in March! I’m so excited!

You can preorder your copy by backing me on Kickstarter. If the project is funded, I’ll be producing a lovely book. If it’s over-funded, I’ll be able to include even more tips!

And speaking of tips, here’s today’s:

Oil will remove lipstick.

If you run out of makeup remover, you can use an oil that you might have in your kitchen cabinet, like olive or coconut. However, oils in food will also take off and smear around your lipstick. So avoid eating greasy foods when you’re wearing lipstick! (You can chow down on the fried chicken or BLT in the privacy of your own home — that’s what I do.)

M2

Published in: on 8 January 2016 at 11:46 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: , ,

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Happy New Year! I wish you all the best in 2016! To start your year off right, here’s your tip:

Take time to reflect on the lessons of the past year and your dreams for the coming one.

Thank you so much for continuing to read my missives for another year. I appreciate every Constant Reader.

M2

Published in: on 1 January 2016 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags:

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Merry Christmas! Here’s your tip!

Christmas decorations can make great costuming embellishments.

They’re colorful, sparkly, and, right now (because I know most of you are reading this on Saturday), on sale. Go stock up!

M2

Published in: on 25 December 2015 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags:

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’ve been saving this particular tip for a special occasion and this is the right day for it. Here it is!

Don’t get cocky, kid.

Some of my Constant Readers will be amused more than others.

M2

Published in: on 18 December 2015 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: ,

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

When curling your lashes, move the curler from base to tip, gently squeezing as you go.

This gives you a more natural curl than one sharp crimp. You knew this already, but open the curler to move it; don’t drag it down your lashes while it’s closed. Ouch.

M2

Published in: on 11 December 2015 at 10:47 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: , ,

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Check your equipment yourself.

Aerialists already know this. If someone else sets up for you, don’t just trust that they did it correctly. Make sure. See for yourself.

Perhaps you have a set piece that breaks down for transit. You would want to make sure that at the venue it was assembled correctly and securely. This goes double for anything that supports you. Maybe it’s a prop that shoots confetti at a crucial moment. Check not only that it’s loaded, but also that it was loaded correctly.

Even costume pieces could use a doublecheck. I learned this to my regret a couple of years ago. In “Factory Girls”, we wear these adorable tear-away overalls (seen at right at the Ohio Burlesque Festival 2014). There’s a long row of snaps up each leg, so we always appreciate help resnapping after rehearsals and shows. However, and this is very important, to get the timing of the tear-off right, we only fasten every other snap. Also, since these were commercial overalls that we modified, they had a big rivet-like button at each hip, which we leave unfastened, using a whopper popper (a really big snap, for those who don’t know the lingo) instead.

A helpful stage kitten snapped up my overalls one day and I blithely put them on at our next show. It was only at the moment I went to pop the first whopper popper that I realized the button was also fastened. Oh crap. After fumbling frantically, I went for the tear and yes, you guessed it, every single blessed snap had been fastened.

It was my own damn fault. I didn’t check that the kitten knew the proper snapping procedure and I didn’t check that it had been done correctly. Don’t be like me.

M2

Published in: on 4 December 2015 at 2:26 pm  Leave a Comment  
Tags:

Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Give thanks every day and not just on the fourth Thursday of November.

M2

Published in: on 27 November 2015 at 11:18 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags:

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here is your tip!

Acknowledge and echo.

When you’ve been given a piece of information, especially some place noisy and active, like backstage, acknowledge that you’ve heard it and then echo back the critical information to prove that you understand it.

For example, at a Boston BeauTease show, the stage manager will announce to the dressing room, “Fifteen minutes to places, ladies and gentlemen, one-five.”* We will then chorus “Thank you, one-five!”. We know we have 15 minutes before the show starts and the stage manager knows we know it.

This method, albeit with different conventions, is used in the theatre, commercial kitchens, shipboard, in the military, and other places where it is critically important that information be conveyed and understood accurately

Also, Scratch reminds me, whenever you are given a string of instructions, it’s worth it to repeat them back to make sure both parties have the same understanding and expectation.

M2*”Fifteen” and “fifty” can sound very similar, so we use “one-five” and “five-zero” to avoid confusion. I was once in a show where this convention wasn’t used and the opening act thought they still had half an hour to get ready when places was called. Not fun.

Published in: on 20 November 2015 at 2:00 pm  Leave a Comment  
Tags:

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’m at BurlyCon right now, but I wouldn’t forget your tip.

A sharp pencil is a more useful pencil.

Keep your cosmetic pencils nice and sharp.

A fine point will give you more control. Also, you’re exposing a fresh, clean surface.


There are a couple of different sharpeners pictured above. There’s a traditional square one. I also have one of those with a wide hole for fat pencils as well as a smaller one, but I have no idea where it is. The white pencil came with a cap with a built-in sharpener, which is very convenient, although you need to be careful handling it. The two-part one was a gift from Betty Blaize. It’s also a pencil cap with a built-in sharpener, but the blade is protected in a cover, so you don’t hurt yourself blindly groping around in your makeup case. Not that that’s every happened to me.

M2

Published in: on 13 November 2015 at 11:18 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: ,

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Dawn dishwashing liquid will remove lipstick stains.

It’s almost miraculous. In the photo below you can see my gloves from the opening act of The Wrathskellar. Every show for a month I did a double glove pull with my teeth, thus getting a smudge of lipstick (Bitchcraft by Atomic Cosmetics, if you must know) on the middle finger of each glove.


The glove on the left was untouched. The glove on the right was cleaned with a tiny bit of Dawn and minimal scrubbing. You can’t even tell there was ever a stain there.

M2

Published in: on 6 November 2015 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
Tags: