Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’m delighted to be in Chicago for the Windy City Burlesque Festival. Tomorrow morning I’ll be teaching a class all about corsetry. I thought I’d give you a little teaser for your Friday Tip.

When unfastening a corset, start at the top and work down. Or start at the bottom and work up. Just don’t change directions in the middle.

The middle clasp is often the hardest to unfasten, because there is the most pressure on it. Leaving it for last puts even more pressure on it. This can cause your busk to bend, which can wreck your corset. Make sure your lacings are nice and loose, especially at your waist, before you start to unfasten. Don’t give up on that middle clasp, it gets easier after you’ve got it undone.

Want to know more about how to wear and remove corsets? Come to Getting Tight: A Guide to Corsetry at 11am on Saturday at the Windy City Burlesque Festival!

M2

Published in: on 12 June 2015 at 11:21 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Before I bestow your Friday Tip upon you, I just want to remind you that I’ll be teaching a delightfully informative, yet entertaining, class on Corsetry at The Windy City Burlesque Festival on Saturday, June 13th.

And here is your tip!

To keep the prong settings of rhinestones from catching on everything, cover them with fine tulle.

The audience won’t notice the netting from stage. Heck, they probably won’t even notice it close up. You can just barely see the tulle in this photo taken mere inches away from one of my gowns:

You’ll get sparkle without snags!

M2

Published in: on 5 June 2015 at 12:17 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Before you commit to a stage name, check to make sure it’s not in use already.

It’s poor form to choose a stage name that someone else is using. You probably don’t even want a name that’s close to someone else’s. To use a ridiculous example, you probably don’t want to be calling yourself “Lita von Cheese”. It looks like you’re trying to be mistaken for a better known performer and that’s not cricket.

This isn’t a situation particular to burlesque; the Screen Actors Guild (SAG-AFTRA) only enrolls unique names. The star of Birdman was born Michael Douglas, but since there was already an actor by that name, that’s why he’s billed as Michael Keaton.

People can get very bitchy when their name is “stolen”, even if it was due to ignorance rather than malice. These days you have no excuse not to do your due diligence before investing in business cards. Google is your friend. Search for burlesque performers, pin-up models, roller derby players, porn actors, &c. that share your potential name.

It can be so disappointing and even heart-wrenching to discover that a name you are already attached to is gracing someone else. Sadly, that’s show biz. What is it about that name that you love? How can you change it up to be different and yet keep those aspects that make it feel personal?

One of my students once wanted to use her legal first and middle names as her stage name only to discover that a porn actress was already using them. She chose to keep her first name the same and picked a new second name that sounded more theatrical and burlesque-y, but shared a syllable with her actual middle name.

Names have power and you want to make sure that your stage name is yours and yours alone.

M2

Published in: on 29 May 2015 at 2:03 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Having trouble getting your pasties to stick? Make sure your skin is clean and dry.

Sweat and skin oil can keep adhesive from, well, adhering. If you have the opportunity to wash and dry your boobs, go for it! For most of us in crowded dressing rooms, that’s not an option. Cleansing wipes are a great way to clean up quickly. Just make sure they don’t have lotion or moisturizers or are going to leave a soapy residue, as that would defeat our purpose. The kind billed as “refreshers” rather than make-up removers are your best bet.

M2

Published in: on 22 May 2015 at 10:10 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’m in South Carolina at Costume-Con this weekend. I’ll tell you all about it when I get back and I’ll try to post pictures to Facebook during the weekend.

Here’s your costume-related tip!

Cover your sewing machine when not using it.

Dust, lint, pet hair, and other nasty bits can get inside your machine and shorten its working life. Keep it covered and keep it clean. You can get basic plastic covers which will do the job (and many machines come with them). Or you can make your own. It’s a quick and easy project.

Here’s mine:

I made that charming (and slightly wrinkled) cover in an afternoon. It coordinates with the organizer mat under it, the cover for my dress form, and my curtains. You don’t have to be that compulsive. But it was fun…

M2

Published in: on 15 May 2015 at 10:30 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Straighten your seams!

If you are going to wear back-seam stockings (and they are so lovely), please make sure that your seams are straight. An illustrative example:

I don’t think I need to tell you which leg looks better…

M2

Published in: on 8 May 2015 at 11:07 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Also Happy May Day! Here is Boston it’s rather grey and cold, but I can see the cherry blossoms getting ready to burst in the orchards at Stately Babydoll Manor.

Here’s your tip!

To dispel dizziness after spins or turns, either jump straight up and down or spin in the opposite direction.

Personally, I find the first method gives almost immediate relief, but looks kind of goofy, so save it for rehearsal and drilling. The second method can be a life saver on stage.

M2

Published in: on 1 May 2015 at 10:50 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Today’s tip was suggested by Scratch. After doing this for 3+ years (the first Friday Tip was 2 September 2011), occasionally I could use some inspiration. If you have a suggestion for a Friday Tip, just let me know.

Without further ado, here’s your Tip!

Create a list of goals. How will you know what you’ve achieved if you don’t know what you’re aiming for?

  • Your goals should be concrete: “Rhinestone that blue corset” is better than “Improve my wardrobe”.
  • You should be able to meet the goals without depending on other people: “Apply to three festivals”, not “Perform in three festivals”, since the selection of performers is out of your hands.
  • Pick a mix of short term and long term goals: a one month goal, a one year goal, a five year goal.
  • M2

    Published in: on 24 April 2015 at 12:01 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

    When an Adoring Fan gives you flowers, there are a number of simple things you can do to ensure that they last.

  • Trim the ends of the stems and then immediately put them in water. Do it on a diagonal so that there’s more surface area to get water. Use kitchen shears or a knife to prevent crushing.
  • Remove any leaves that are going to be below the water line. They’ll just rot and shorten the life of the flowers.
  • Use warm water for most flowers. However, bulb flowers, like tulips, should get cold water.
  • Flowers need food, acidity, and an antibacterial agent in the water. Use the packet that comes with the flowers or make your own from 1 tsp. sugar, 1 tsp. bleach, 2 tsp lemon juice to 1 qt warm water.
  • Completely change the water every couple of days.
  • Don’t crowd the flowers. Put them in a vase that gives them a little breathing room.
  • Keep your flowers away from fruit. The ethylene gas from the ripening fruit will shorten the life of your flowers.
  • Enjoy your flowers!

    M2

    Published in: on 17 April 2015 at 2:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    A Wonderful Weekend

    Dear Constant Reader,

    This weekend was just what I needed! I believe we have finally left winter behind and entered spring. The crocuses around Stately Babydoll Manor have bloomed and the tiny lawn tulips shouldn’t be far behind.

    Scratch & I drove down to New York on Saturday to take a Delsarte Intensive with Joe Williams (Willy Barrett), and it was amazing. I’m not going to try to explain the Delsarte system (philosophy, teachings, &c.) because it would take a while and I probably wouldn’t do it so well. Thus I’ll just say the principles apply to any form of communication (and what is performance other than communication with an audience?) and I recommend Joe’s teachings to any performer. You can read more here. Some of my Gentle Readers were clever enough to have taken classes with him at The Expo and had their minds blown.

    I’ve taken many classes with Joe over the years, mostly an hour long, maybe two, but this was *nine* hours over two days. There was finally enough time to really delve into each topic and explore. Scratch and I were continually having “ah ha!” moments and having little whispered conferences as ideas came to light or the “why” of things suddenly made sense. It was a wonderful mix of students — about equal parts burlesque and bellydance, some other styles of performance, and at least one non-performer, and the differing perspectives really added to the class. There is so much I want to use and share, on stage and with my students. I can’t wait.

    (Photo by Kaeshi Chai)

    If you ever have the opportunity to learn from Joe, take it. You will grow as a performer. Really. I promise.

    The rest of weekend was awful nice too. We got to spend some time with Scratch’s family and also have breakfast with International Superstar Model Sarah Hartshorne. We got to hear abut her latest modeling adventures, stand-up gigs, and the non-profit project she’s working for before she had to go convince someone to loan her a cocktail-dispensing vending machine. I cannot make this stuff up.

    On our way back home we went via Brooklyn (which you keen observers of New York City geography will realize is not actually on the way from the Upper West Side to Boston) to meet up with The Italian Stallionette herself, Angie Pontani. I am the proud owner of Angie’s bath tub (the performance prop, not her actual bath tub; that would be weird and kind of creepy), which she delivered at The Expo.

    However, there’s a snazzy shipping crate for the tub, which Angie wanted the heck out of her storage unit, but was way too big for her to transport.

    It *just* fit in the back of the Babydoll-mobile. And that car can carry 3 dancers, an MC, and all the gear needed for a full-length show. For a little while it seemed like this would be a very squished ride back home until Scratch figured out how to adjust everything so that the crate fit, the back hatch stayed closed, and he didn’t have to drive smashed up against the steering wheel.

    Now, it resides in our storage unit, awaiting the day my bath tub act is desired internationally.

    And then there was the ritual placation of a large white cat who was quite cranky at our absence.

    M2

    Published in: on 14 April 2015 at 4:20 pm  Leave a Comment  
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