Dear Constant Reader,
The Expo is almost here and I’ve been in a flurry of packing, sure I’m forgetting something important. But I would never forget your Friday tip!
Take care of yourself: get enough sleep, eat well, drink plenty of water, moisturize and wear sunscreen, stretch.
It’s hard when you’re some place exciting and busy, like The Expo, but treat yourself well and you’ll be less likely to end up with post-event ick.
See many of you soon!
Dear Constant Reader,
Today’s tip was inspired by a burlesque performer who confessed that she didn’t wash her costumes much and her undies were really disgusting.
Wear a Thong of Last Resort.
That’s what I call it anyway. I’ve also heard it called an Under-G. It’s a wee, nude-colored garment just in case something slips, peeks or falls off. It also keeps your costume clean. The audience shouldn’t be aware of it, but it will bring you peace of mind.
Let’s face it, your show panties are often heavily decorated and nigh unto unwashable, more akin to jewelry than underwear. Don’t let them touch your bare bits! Always have that barrier of the ToLR/under-g.
Did you know that cloth-eating insects like to munch on bodily secretions? Icky, but true. And they chew up your fabric in the process. Clean clothes last longer (as well as smell better).
What to do if you are wearing such a tiny, tiny g-string that you can’t conceal another layer under it? Removable linings. The g-string for my April March tribute act is made of velvet and therefore doesn’t wash well. I basted a red cotton lining to it, which I would unstitch and wash, dry, and sew back into place. I was performing the act so often that I got tired of that process and made a removable lining that snaps into place instead.
Tidily yours,
Dear Constant Reader,
We were all shocked and saddened to hear that The Boston Phoenix is shutting its doors after 47 years. This is your last chance EVER to vote for The Boston Babydolls for Best Burlesque from The Phoenix. And Jennifer Pelland for Best Author. And anyone/anything else you think is swell.
It wouldn’t be Friday without a tip…
Remove your makeup before you go to sleep.
No matter how tired you are! Your skin needs a chance to breathe. And as long as you’re taking the time to take your makeup off, you can surely spare a moment or two to moisturize. I like The New 20 Night Cream from Xerion Skin Science.
Dear Constant Reader,
The rumor mill tells me that voting has been extended until the 15th. The Boston Babydolls need every vote we can get, every day from now until the 15th. One vote per IP address per day! It only takes a few clicks of the mouse and you’ll feel satisfied all day. Think of it as a good habit, like brushing your teeth, only you’re doing it for the sake of boobs.
And if you would be so kind, vote for Jennifer Pelland for Best Author. She’s looking forward to losing, so let’s disappoint her.
Here’s your tip!
Perform within your comfort zone. Rehearse to expand that zone.
Dear Constant Reader,
Please vote for The Boston Babydolls every day!
Your Faithful Correspondent has the sniffles, but before I curl up once again on the daybed with Albert the Manor Cat, I wanted to give you your Friday Tip.
Powder your face after you line your lips but before you put on your lipstick.
It helps the lipliner last without dulling your lipstick.
Dear Constant Reader,
Please vote for The Boston Babydolls every day!
Dance to music you love.
You’re going to be listening to that song constantly. Listen to it while you brainstorm, choreograph, practice, perform, while you’re in the car, walking around, before you go to sleep. You should know that music in your bones. And if you don’t love it, all the above becomes a chore. If you do, it’s a delight and that comes through in your performance.
Dear Constant Reader,
Please vote for The Boston Babydolls every day!
I was thrilled and surprised to learn that the folks at Rate Your Burn had named me one of Boston’s 16 best dance instructors for 2012!
So, why is my subject a Latin quote from the Great Seal of the United States, instead of something like “Hurray!” or “Yay!”? It means, as you all know, “From Many, One”* and I think the honor needs to go to the entire staff at B.A.B.E. because the excellence there does not come from any one of us (including me) alone.
So I want to thank all the Burly-Q Party hostesses, Introduction to Burlesque teachers, and Beyond Basic Burlesque instructors for making B.A.B.E. such a great place: Devora Darling, Evie Sphinx, Betty Blaize, Brigitte Bisoux, Stella Diamond, and Scratch.
Thank you for your skill, your enthusiasm, and your dedication. Onward & upward!
* It comes from a Roman poem about cheese spread. Really. And the cheese is pretty tasty too.
Dear Constant Reader,
Please vote for The Boston Babydolls every day! There’s a little treat below as a thank you…
Chairs are for your butt, not your bag.
When you’re some place with limited seating, like most dressing rooms and back stages, find some other place to put your stuff. Don’t deprive someone else of a place to perch.
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Easy to remember!
Dear Constant Reader,
Here’s your daily reminder to nominate The Boston Babydolls for Best Burlesque. You can vote once per day per email/IP address. Thank you.
A show consisting only of striptease can become as monotonous as a dinner consisting only of dessert. Variety acts provide a “palate cleanser” for the audience.
The Boston Babydolls like to put on a show that’s about 2/3 striptease and 1/3 variety. The Bod of Avon has magic, singing, comedy, and straight-up dancing scattered amongst the stripping.
Dear Constant Reader,
Here’s your daily reminder to nominate The Boston Babydolls for Best Burlesque. You can vote once per day per email/IP address. Thank you.
Today’s tip comes from Betty Blaize, our hairstyle expert:
When adding extra curl to curly hair, you can often get a quick, no-heat curl this way.
-Determine the shape of the natural curl.
-Wrap it around your finger accentuating the direction.
-Spray the curl heavily.
-Pin the curl to the side of the head for 5 minutes (until the spray dries).
-Unpin and comb gently. Perfect for trailing wisps and that one strand that won’t play well with others.
Oh, The Glamourous Life! 