10th Anniversary Show 12/6/25

Dear Constant Reader,

Usually, we do two shows at Deacon Giles, an early and a late, and they’re the same show. This time, we did Brrrlesque for the early show, but for the late show, we presented…
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10 years of fine spirits and craft cocktails! And we’ve been there for most of it. One night, about 9 years ago, Brigitte, very drunk, called Scratch, told him that we had to perform at this great bar she was at, and the rest is history!

To celebrate, we decided to do a show filled with some of our favorite acts that we’ve performed there. With one exception, this was entirely different acts from the show we had performed earlier in the evening.

Ava Fox, Betty Blaize, Devastasia: Going Bananas (“Going Bananas” by Madonna/”Day-O” by Harry Belafonte”)
This was probably the first act we knew had to be in the show. Originally created for A (Re)Movable Feast, it was one of the main acts in The Boston BeauTease Go Bananaz!, a show Brigitte had been suggesting not very subtilely for years. There’s a story about that show and the Salem city government, but I shall share it another time, perhaps. Let us just leave it at that Ian, one of Deacon Giles’ owners, is very detail-oriented and ultimately saved the day.

Mina Murray: Moon Over Bourbon Street (Sting)
This was another act that everyone said had to be in the show. It’s one of my Halloween go-tos. However, I realized that it shares some costume elements with a different act and I was going to be doing both in this show. So, I made a brand-new hip belt, which goes with the theme of the act. I only had time to do the bare minimum of rhinestoning, but I’m still pretty  pleased with it.

Scratch: Martini Time (magic)
This time the correct song was on the playlist and everything went off flawlessly.

Ava Fox: In the Mood
We had to have Ava tap dance and this is a cheerful, celebratory number.

Betty Blaize: Sweet Child o’ Mine (Post-Modern Jukebox)
Betty gets to show off her dance chops as well as her costuming with this striptease.

Devastasia: No Diggity (singing: Post-Modern Jukebox arrangement)
Another chance to hear Devastasia’s lovely voice.

Mina Murray: Whole Lotta Mina (“Whole Lotta Love” by Hollywood Vampires)
I love this number. The music absolutely does not go with the troupe aesthetic, but I don’t care (and neither does Devastasia, who always encourages me to do it.)

Betty Blaize: Malambo No. 5 (Yma Sumak)
This is an over-the-top song and a matching costume. Betty has had a feathered headdress and backpiece for a while and, rather than create, say an elegant showgirl act, she became a tropical bird. It’s a gorgeous costume and the act is a touch ridiculous, just like Betty.

Devastasia: Steamroller Blues
I’m not the only fan dancer in the troupe, but our styles are pretty different. Also of note is the Devastasia’s costume is a color would wouldn’t expect from her — bright pink!

Ava Fox: Upside Down (Paloma Faith)
Ava has been working with chairs for a while and I think this is her finest number — and I’m not alone. She performed it at festivals in Scotland and Australia.

Scratch: The Vanishing Bandana (magic)
This is one off the troupe’s favorite magic tricks and we insisted Scratch perform it.

Betty Blaize, Mina Murray: Wim-a-weh (“The Lion Sleeps Tonight” by The Tokens)
This is without a doubt the goofiest number we have. It’s also one of the oldest. Betty and I came up with it over the course of a week (when I think I had the flu) in like 2007. It contains some authentic ’60s go-go moves and  16th-century Indian dance hand gestures. It’s very silly and somehow, it remains a crowd pleaser.

And that was our last show of 2025!

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Brrrlesque 12/6/25

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s that time of year again, when we have our annual winter-themed show. We had a couple of traditional seasonal treats and a few new ones. As always, we had Marek on lights and sound and a rare appearance from Matilde as stagehand. The show went something like this:

Ava Fox, Betty Blaize, Mina Murray: “Kindergarten” (Unkle Ho)
This is one of our standard trios, which we’ve been doing for years. Since it’s the holiday season, we had tall peppermint sticks and wore red velvet skirts, newly trimmed with white faux fur by Betty, to replace some really sad marabou. We used to do this to a song called “Booty Swing”, which has a great rhythm and terrible lyrics, so we retired it. After a lot of work, Scratch and Betty found this song, to which Betty adapted the choreography. Although we rehearsed it a bunch, once on stage I reverted back to the old choreography near the end. Ooops.

Devastasia: Snow-woman (“Frosty the Snowman”/”She Made My Blood Run Cold” by Ike Turner)
It’s a shame this act appears only at this time of year, because the costume is amazing. You’ll look at snowmen in an entirely different way.

Scratch: Magic
With the help of the audience, Scratch performed a minor miracle… and was able to finish getting dressed.

Ava Fox: Stocking Peel (“Black & Tan Fantasy” by Dave Rose and His Orchestra)
This act was a one-off joke for our holiday special back in 2020, but Ava decided to make it into a real act. After all, she already had the giant stocking…
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Betty Blaize: Betty, it’s Cold Outside (“Baby, it’s Cold Outside” by Ray Charles and Betty Carter)
We could not have a winter show without bringing back Betty’s classic duet with Dino Martini.

Mina Murray: Sugar Rum Cherry (Duke Ellington)
This is still one of my favorite fan dances. I love it even more now that that fans I had made for it have been refurbished by Donna Touch.

Devastasia: “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” (singing)
We’re always happy to have a chance to hear Devastasia sing.

Ava Fox: Gift-Wrapped Boy (The Big Happy)
Ava is the best present! She taps her little heart out wearing a costume that looks like wrapping paper. And then she unwraps herself, down to jingle bell pasties!

Scratch: Martini Time (magic)
This was a touch awkward as Scratch’s music wasn’t on the playlist — magic of live theatre, folks! However, he’s such a good showman that he was able to use a song from the pre-show playlist and you never would have known, if there hadn’t been the back and forth with him and Marek.

Mina Murray: What Are You Doing New Years Eve? (Post-Modern Jukebox)
Maybe it was a little early in the month to be thinking of New Year’s Eve, but I only ever get to do this act in December. I always say I should come up with a new number for this costume, because it’s glorious.

Ava Fox, Betty Blaize, Devastasia: Reindeer Games (“Stompin’ at the Savoy” by Benny Goodman)
This is another one of our standard trios, created by Brigitte Bisoux, but we wanted to make it more holiday-ish. Picking red, green, and silver costume elements was the first idea. I don’t remember what came next, the antlers or the harnesses with bells, but before we knew it, they were reindeer. So, it only seemed fitting them to have glowing red pasties, which Devastasia skillfully made for them.Reindeer 1

And then we did a second show afterwards with an entirely different set of acts. Stay tuned!

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Student Showcases, 4/26 & 5/4

Dear Constant Reader,

The culmination of our Burlesque Your Way class is a Student Showcase, to give the graduates the opportunity to show off their hard work in front of their adoring friends and family.

This year, we had two! One at our favorite haunt, Deacon Giles in Salem, and the other, a little closer to home, at Rooted Cafe at Arts at the Armory in Somerville.

Both went so well, despite a few hiccups. We had arranged for an excellent stage kitten to give the performers a good experience, but she came down with the flu. So, I volunteered to kitten the show. Actually, several of the students did as well, but I told them all that their job was just to be performers.  I’ll be honest — it was a bit of a relief not to host. Scratch is much better than I am at it. And we had Marek on sound and lights which meant we could relax completely about that.

The students looked amazing, both shows, and the audience loved it. I’m so proud of everything they accomplished! Six weeks to create an act and everything associated with it is an amazing feat for a new performer (and even for some veteran performers).

I tried to get some photos but didn’t do so well. A few of these are screen captures from video, so kinda terrible quality, but I hope it gives you a faint idea of these acts.

Hecha La SexyHecha La Sexy: Mira Que Eras Linda (Najwa)
For those that don’t speak Spanish, “hecha la sexy” is slang for “she’s all that” and she certainly was! The song was in Spanish and her moves were Latin dance inspired. I loved how she used her gloves to “talk” at the beginning of the song. The gossiping gloves were soon stripped away.

Farrah SancerreFarrah Sancerre: You Know That I’m No Good (Amy Winehouse)
Farrah cuts an impressive figure and even more so with fur stole, slinky black dress, and bad-ass attitude. Besides being quite tall, she has rather long hair that she took down in a dramatic reveal.

Kitty DiamondKitty Diamond: Devil in Disguise (Elvis Presley)
This was Kitty’s second time going through Burlesque Your Way and she went in a different direction. She entered as a lovely angel with feather fan wings and gradually transformed into a devil.

Siski SlutskiSiski Slutski: Babooshka (Kate Bush)
Siski wasn’t able to be in the Salem show and I’m so glad they could be in the Somerville show. “Babushka” means “grandmother” in Russian and also refers to a scarf tied under the chin. The headscarf never came off, but everything else did, in a show of aggressive power.

Geminatrix: Femme Fatale (Twin Temple)
Clad in black leather, Geminatrix took control of the stage. The hot pink riding crop was a bold choice — it contrasted very well with the costume, keeping the prop visible (I’ve warned you about black costumes before) and sounded very dramatic whacking against a boot.

Lani CakesLani Cakes: You Look Like Rain (Morphine)
Lani was one of the BeauTease apprentices last fall, so this was the second solo she has created with our guidance. Her smashing feather-bedecked gown was a lucky thrift store find. I am such a sucker for a good stocking peel and Lani did lovely ones, along with some floorwork.

Nefertitty: Dark Lady (Cher)
Nefertitty also took Burlesque Your Way last year. Like her first act, she worked with a large silk veil. This time she went for high drama as a mysterious fortune teller pulling cards out of nowhere.

Esmerelda: Feelin’ Good (Michael Bublé)
Esmerelda’s international travel kept her from either show, but this is where she would have been in the line-up. I did some one-on-one work with her shortly before so I got to see the act.mIt was a slow and slinky with a boa and a bra made out of ropes of pearl. I hope she has a change to perform it as has a very impressive finale trick which I won’t spoil.

Henny PennyHenny Penny: Fever (Peggy Lee)
Henny had a great noir vibe and impeccable comic timing. She gets points for best homemade prop. I hope I’m not spoiling anything to say it’s a banana — an oversized rhinestoned banana with a zipper. How she uses it, I’ll leave as a mystery.

I closed things out with one of my standard acts — a dressing gown strip into a fan dance. I was so excited at the Somerville show because I had just gotten my fans back from Donna Touch.

As part of the curtain call we gave everyone certificates of completion and “rising star” pins. Here we all are!
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I can’t say enough how proud I am of everyone and I look forward to seeing them on stage again!

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New(ish) Fans

Dear Constant Reader,

My very first set of large fans were made by The Scarlet Rose in 2008. I debuted them in the show Unlucky in Love in February 2009 for the act that would eventually become “An Invitation” and consider them my primary fans.

_MG_2240Photo by Aaron Macks, 2010

I asked for alternating black and white feathers because I figured that would go with just about everything. They were built on bamboo staves — as I’ve mentioned before, bamboo and acrylic were really the only options then — with two plumes and Swarovski crystals on each stave (designer’s choice). The only hitch was that they were both right-hand fans. Like I said, this was early days and we didn’t really know about handed fans. It does mean that at this point I’ve got a pretty strong left hand.

As well as they’ve served me for so many years, I was starting to worry about the staves. They were just feeling a little off. After our Halloween show, when I knew I wouldn’t need them again for a while, I contacted Donna Touch. When we discussed the upgrade, she showed me some lovely vintage-style staves that she had created for Dita’s Vegas show. There was no question that I wanted them.

Because the original fans had 16 staves each, Donna created the new staves from thinner aluminum to reduce the weight. It’s a different feel than my other set on her staves, but I adjusted pretty quickly.

Fan inspectorWhen the fans arrived, after I had removed them from their very secure packaging, Bartholomew had to inspect the box and found it of acceptable quality. 

Donna donates a portion of her sales to a variety of charities, so I got to pick which one I wanted to support and received this stickerI'm a big fan

for choosing The Audubon Society. It seemed only right to give back to birds.

You’ve waited long enough. Here are the fans!

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fans overheadPhotos by Donna Touch

I used them for the first time at our student showcase two days after they arrived. Here’s a very brief look. I don’t usually do pastie shots, but most of the performance is partially blocked by the audience (because I set up the camera poorly) and you can’t really see the fans well except at the end.

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New Costume

Dear Constant Reader,

When we were planning our summertime show, Queens of the Jiggle, I knew I wanted to perform “Too Darn Hot” with my new fans (seen here with my chief fan inspector). New fansAnd new fans deserve a new costume.

After some discussion and brainstorming, we decided on a body harness with removable fringe. This then morphed into a frame bra and fringe belt set instead. I wanted to use as much of our existing supplies as possible, so for the base, I used some silver over black elastic in the troupe stash. Not particularly flame or heat colored, but that’s fine.

I stood very still while Scratch draped and pinned the elastic into the bra structure, then I carefully wiggled out and did all the sewing. I was able to scavenge the bra hooks, rings, and sliders from an old bra. Huzzah!

The bottom band kept shifting, but I knew how to fix it — a little trick I learned from Christina Manuge — with plastic boning. But I didn’t have any. With time getting tight, Scratch cut some strips of clear rigid plastic and drilled teensy holes into them. I filed down the corners with an emery board and sewed them into place. Perfect!

I didn’t love the look of the elastic belt after the fringe was removed and Scratch didn’t like the action of removing the belt, so I decided to incorporate the fringe into my g-string. My first thought was to make a new strappy g-string, but I went for easy. I took an existing g-string, already rhinestoned, removed its elastic (which is very easy with the style of g-string I make — see my costume book!) and added the black and silver elastic.

The pasties I had already, having made them for “Satanic Panic”, last summer.Flame pasties

That however, was the end of using what we had. I needed fringe and Scratch found the perfect stuff — yellow shading to red, just like my fans.

Once the fringe arrived I added snaps (those did come from my stash) and the costume was done! I proudly tried it out at rehearsal and discovered that the elastic was too stretchy. With the fans in my hands, I couldn’t get enough force to unsnap the fringe. Time was running out. What could I do?

Devastasia snowladyDevastasia suggested small magnets. She used them very successfully on her epic snowlady costume this past winter. (seen in rehearsal at right). Scratch ordered a whole bunch in various sizes and I got to work exchanging snaps for magnets. After a test run where I thought I had a clever idea, but physics beat me, I reconfigured the magnets. The fringe removal finally worked perfectly! Or so I thought.

The last item I had to buy was red and yellow rhinestones. Alas, the post office told me my package from Looking Glass Gems wasn’t going to arrive until after the show. So disappointing! But wait — they fortuitously came a day early and I spent part of Friday gluing stones onto the fringe and fans. Not as many as I would have liked, but at least I had some sparkle.

Once we arrived at Deacon Giles, I put the costume on and rehearsed the number. Only to discover that went I went up the front stairs to the stage, the movement dislodged the fringe from the magnets on the back of my g-string. Good to know, nothing I can do to fix it now; I’ll enter from the wings instead.

However, there are still a couple of steps up from the side of the stage, and despite climbing carefully, I still lost one of the hip swags as I was entering. Annoying. I think I’ve fixed the issue.

I’m pretty happy with how it turned out and I hope to have an opportunity to use this costume again soon!

And now that you’ve read all that, here’s your reward. Photos taken backstage by Devastasia

Costume front Costume back

I don’t love the front drape of the fringe on the g-string and I’ve since changed it.

Here’s an action shot from audience member (and fan dancer) Jenne alla Vodka:

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On Target Burlesque 3/23/24

Dear Constant Reader,

On Target BurlesqueThis past Saturday was our debut performance at House of Hatchets, an axe-throwing emporium on Cape Cod. Ticket sales were a bit slow, so I was very nervous. I mentioned to a friend that I hoped the show would go well and she asked if I thought I’d have fun. I realized I *always* have fun with Betty and Ava and Devastasia and Scratch. Even if the show sucked (spoiler: it was awesome), we’d have a great time together.

Our dressing room was one of the axe-throwing lanes with a curtain over the front. We could hear people throwing axes in the other lanes. Pretty cool! We were supposed to be on the archery range, but we didn’t actually need that much room.

Since this was our first show, we just went with a classic theme, plus a couple of pointed acts (see what I did there…). It was clearly the right mix, because the audience was so enthusiastic, especially one particular table (more on that later). Oh, and tickets sales ended up being just fine, despite my early worries.

We could not have done the show nearly as smoothly without the help of long-time stagehand Marek (who drove down from the snowy north) and first-time (but you’d never know it) stagehand Aurora.

Aurora took some video of us warming up, which you can see here.

And the show went something like this:

Devastasia: Real Gone (Sam Taylor)
This is classic bump & grind. A great way to start the show!

Scratch & Aurora: Magic
This is a fun trick with a lot of audience participation as Scratch tried to choose a tie to complete his outfit.

Ava Fox: He’s a Tramp (Peggy Lee)
A languid striptease with gorgeous dressing gown highlighting Ava’s costuming skills and love of pink.

Betty Blaize: You’re the Boss (Brian Setzer)
Betty’s classic dance with the Devil. Mr. Devilhead has gotten an upgrade with both his head and his robe and Betty has incorporated a few magic tricks to make it really special.

INTERMISSION

Mina Murray: My Room (Earl Okin)
This was my first major fan dance and still one of my favorites. I used to perform it with a maid to unzip my gown, but during the pandemic I added a quick release, so I could do it myself.

Devastasia: Why Don’t You Do Right? (singing)
This song gives Devastasia a chance to seduce with her voice as well as showing off her impressive vocal range.

Scratch: Urban Legend (magic)
This is a “don’t try this at home” tricks that involves double-edged razor blades.

Ava Fox & Betty Blaize: Purple Wail (Red Prysock)
This is a brand new duet. We had a bunch of trios and some four person numbers, but few duets. The stage was pretty small, so if we wanted to perform a group number, we needed a new one. Devastasia had a duet she had used for teaching and the four of us took that simple routine and ran with it. We had a lot of fun in the creation process!

INTERMISSION

Ava Fox: Good Morning Little Schoolgirl (Johnny Lang)
Cute and oh-so-dirty, Ava thinks back to her schoolgirl days. If you look really carefully, she has an Umbrella Academy crest on her blazer.

Devastasia: Egyptian Fantasy
One of Devastasia’s newest numbers, with a lovely costume (that she made) in a gorgeous shade of aqua. And if you’re a fan of Devastasia’s you know how rare it is that she wears a color like this.

Betty Blaize: Nightmare/Misirlou Twist (Artie Shaw/Dick Dale)
Betty starts with a black (faux) fur-trimmed robe (her creation, of course) and dramatic movements. Then she switches to a blurringly fast feast of shimmies.

Mina Murray: Baby Did A Bad, Bad Thing (Chris Issak)
When we were booked for a show in an axe-throwing emporium, we knew Lizzie Borden had to appear! It’s a messy act, but one I love a lot and the audience seemed to as well!

After the show, we were on the stage taking pictures, and a bunch of the most enthusiastic audience members joined us. One asked me if we used to be The Boston Babydolls. She had seen us at the first Burlesque Marathon — 14 years ago! She remembered that it had been Scratch’s birthday and everyone had cake. She also had a personal epiphany during the show, but that’s not my story to tell.

Even though I didn’t take any pictures (although my Patrons got a little BTS video). Ava took this one before I rehearsed Lizzie Borden.
Mina at HoH
The fuzzy slippers were a gift from Devastasia. We love keeping our feet warm (and clean) backstage!

Big thanks to Cliff and all the staff at House of Hatchets for having us and being so good to us! We’ll be back on June first with Isle of Tease!

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B.A.B.E. Student Showcase 3/1/24

Dear Constant Reader,

After something like five years, B.A.B.E. had a student showcase! Scratch and I taught Burlesque: Your Way in January and February, one of our favorite classes, and one we haven’t taught for so long. In it, we coach students through the process of creating their own routines. The students start with an idea and end up on stage. They create their own choreographies, costumes, props, and set pieces. We offer guidance and feedback. They work so very hard!

Deacon Giles was good enough to let us hold the showcase in their lounge. We invited illustrious alumnae Jeannie Martini and Ingride Denise to inspire the students with their skill and Devastasia, Scratch, and I, as B.A.B.E. instructors rounded out the show. We tried to alternate those making their debuts with the more experienced performers, so the students would have a better chance of watching each other’s acts.

Due to some unfortunate events preoccupying us, we completely failed to get any stage help. Scratch and I alternated hosting, pick up, and DJ-ing (a job I completely fell down on…), while Devastasia kept things calm in the dressing room with the students.

The show sold out and the audience was wonderfully enthusiastic and supportive. I wish I had photos because everyone looked so good!

Scratch: Introductory Remarks
Scratch, promising to be brief, talked a little bit about the course and what the students had accomplished.

Mina Murray: About B.A.B.E.
I gave a little background on the school and then introduced our first performer…

Devastasia: Real Gone (Sam Taylor)
One of Devastasia’s go-to classic routines. I marveled, watching her from the wings, about her growth as a performer since her long ago days as a Burlesque: Your Way student. She works the audience so well!

Andrea Velour: Toxic Love (Tim Curry)
Our first student of the night! Andrea had villain vibes in a long black coat. Finally, after a long tease with the coat, the audience was treated to a hand-rhinestoned lingerie set. Andrea chose a song with a lot of musical complexity, which was also long for the first time creating a chorepgraphy. I know the development process was challenging, but in the end they had a strong act with some really nice moments.

Ingride Denise: Black and Tan Fantasy
I love Ingride’s classic style! In this act, she was all in red and teased with a boa over two songs. It’s wonderful to see how she has grown as a performer since her early days with us. And, she’s just a delightful person to hang out with.

Scratch: A Small Miracle
Just a little bit of magic to break up the burlesque.

Nefertitty: Cleopatra in New York (Nikodemos)
Regal in purple, Nefertitty (dubbed best stage name of the night by Scratch) screened the mere mortals from her radiant presence with feather fans. After she dropped her dress, she teased with a flowing silk veil. It took her a while to choose her music, running through a couple of different songs before landing on this one. The Middle Eastern sound worked perfectly with her sinuous moves and Egyptian-style bra and belt set.

INTERMISSION

Grimm Fatale: Bloody Mary (Lady Gaga)
Sultry vampire Grimm had only one sort of prey in mind. From her coffin to her cape to her tombstone fans, her message was clear — Eat the Rich! Look out billionaires! When she told us in the first class that she planned to come out of a coffin, I was very curious how that was going to work. There was definitely some trial and error, but by the dress rehearsal she had engineered a prop that looked good and was easy to set up on stage (I was the one who set it during intermission).

Kitty Diamond: It Don’t Mean a Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing) (Duke Ellington)
Bringing us the private life of a showgirl, Kitty had some killer vintage dance moves before stripping it all off. However, she realized the audience was watching and became “shy”. She coyly teased with a set of fans before revealing all. Kitty had her act almost completely realized from the beginning of the course, but she did make some additions to her costume and changed up her fans.

Jeannie Martini: Dream of You (Michael Bublé)
Jeannie is one of the funniest performers I know and her creativity is boundless. When she grabs an idea, she runs with it as far as she can. In this case, that was bubbles. From her bubble headdress and bubble-wrap corset to the shower of bubbles coming from between her legs, she was all in. I was laughing my ass off from the wings.

Veronika Stern: Take Care of Business (Nina Simone)
Veronika, executive of the Velvet Curtain Co. (it said so right on her briefcase), was completely in charge of business. Her musicality and timing were excellent, with floorwork and tassel twirling as highlights. Veronika had a solid concept and sequence of events from the start of class. This wasn’t surprising as this was not her first burlesque performance. Besides appearing in The Peacemaker Corps at The Expo last year, she had created a couple of acts on her own.

Devastasia: All About That Bass (Post-Modern Jukebox arrangement)
We always like to give Devastasia a chance to sing.

Mina Murray: Three for the Show (Johnny Staccato Band)
And I closed out the night with my parade-and-peel striptease, Mina in Furs.

We had so much fun and all the performers did so well. It was a joy to see everyone blossom on stage. I can’t wait to do it again!

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Carnal Carnival 10/21 and 10/27

Dear Constant Reader,

The original plan was a big theatre show with a plot, like Vamps After Midnite, for two weeks. However, after reasons too tedious to discuss (finding a venue, negotiating, waiting, signing a contract, having requirements added for being an “adult” show i.e. more money), Scratch decided it would be more fun and less stress (and fewer arbitrary expenses) to do a scaled down version as a revue.

This was also a graduation of sorts as both our apprentices presented the solo acts they created with us.

Our first run was at Deacon Giles, our favorite spot. We planned an early show and a late, as we so often do, and they both sold out pretty quickly. Hurrah!

Salem in October can be quite a zoo and traffic is often hideous, so we planned to leave Boston quite early. Thank goodness we did, because as soon as we got to Deacon Giles and began unloading, about an hour before call, I couldn’t find my second bag. Off I drove, back to The Manor, found it tucked behind the front door, and turned around. Thankfully traffic was only bad in patches. So much for less stress…

When the first show began, we had some issues with the sound system, which mercifully were figured after the first couple of numbers, but the show began to run long. Then we learned that Salem requires everybody out by 11pm, because Deacon Giles has a tasting room, not a bar. Scratch made some changes and cuts on the fly. I’m especially grateful to the apprentices for rolling with the chaos.

Our second date was at Club Café in Boston, a new venue for us, and in the week between the shows, we made a few more changes to the line up. And Club Café had a projector, so Scratch created backdrops for each act to be projected on the back wall. I’m delighted to say that this show also sold out!

Thanks to our stage hands, Jeanie Martini (both locations), Marek (Salem), and Kitty Switch (Boston), plus the apprentices helped out when they weren’t performing.

We had a photographer on both dates, so eventually there may be photos, but for now, you’ll have to deal with my written commentary. The order of acts is that from the show at Club Café, with some notes about how things changed.

Ava Fox, Phoebe Star, Vivienne Kitt: “Kindergarten”, Unkle Ho
This is generally the first group number we teach apprentices. It’s got opportunities the performers to express their personalities through expression and solos and it’s very versatile in terms of theme and costuming. For this show they were all pitchfork-wielding devils.
During the first show at Deacon Giles, there was something wrong with the sound system (Scratch figured out and fixed it) and the music was going in and out. It’s a testament to how well the performers drilled, that they didn’t let it throw them and performed the act as well as they would have under perfect circumstances.

Devastasia: “Moon Over Soho”, The Tiger Lilies
When we decided on a Halloween circus show, it was obvious that Devastasia would bring this creepy clown to life again. The music, by the way, is a reimagining of “Mack the Knife”, which happens to be the song Devastasia used for her first burlesque act, created in the Burlesque Your Way class at B.A.B.E. (shameless plug for the course coming up in January).

Scratch: The Spike
This is a rather dangerous magic act involving a large, sharp metal spike, which I can’t watch… This only appeared in the first Salem show. It was cut from the other shows because it can run long depending on the audience member who is involved and we had to keep all the shows tight.

Mina Murray: “Rise Up Bones”, Theatre Bizarre Orchestra
This was a new act for me. While I’m pretty happy with how it turned out, it took a turn during development and ultimately never felt either carnival or Halloween. So for the Club Café show Scratch asked me to substitute…

Mina Murray: “Moon Over Bourbon Street”, Sting
A fan dance in black and white. At the last minute (that is, the night before), I had a sudden inspiration about how I could enhance it. I used the bat pastie templates that Manuge et Toi Design released to Patrons for Halloween and quickly rhinestoned them. Fortunately I had lots of black and red stones from Looking Glass Gems. But the final reveal wasn’t actually the pasties — it was a snarl that showed the fangs I wore in my Vampire’s Lair photos with La Photographie.

Vivienne Kitt: “Season of the Witch”, Lana Del Rey
This was Vivienne’s solo debut! She is an experienced flag spinner and decided to incorporate that skill into her act. As it evolved in rehearsal, she cut the striptease elements and focused on the flag spinning, putting the spotlight on her talent, which was unique in this show.

Betty Blaize: “You’re the Boss”, Brian Setzer
Betty’s been dancing with The Devil since our very first Halloween show back in 2005, and it just keeps getting better.

Ava Fox: (I don’t know what the music was)
A brand-new act from Ava, and very different from anything she, or any of us, has done before. It involved a bit of engineering, but that’s her speciality. It also involved making balloon dogs. And I think I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

Scratch: Urban Legend
The urban legend of the title is razor blades in Halloween apples. This is another magic trick that I can’t watch. It was cut from the first show for length but appeared in the other two.

Phoebe Star: Blood Countess (“Burning Desire”, Lana Del Rey)
Phoebe’s solo debut! Tall, willowy, and gothic, it’s no surprise that she made an excellent sanguinary aristocrat. Her costuming was both beautiful and clever with some lovely details.
(Hey, I just realized both apprentices used Lana Del Rey songs…)

Devastasia: (some circusy music)
I was not surprised in the least that Devastasia proposed a lion tamer act. She quite looked the part in sequined tailcoat, top hat, and boots. And whip, of course. That whip wasn’t just for show — she taught herself to crack it in several different way. Quite impressive! (and loud!)

Ava Fox: “Upside Down”, Paloma Faith
Ava originally created this acrobatic chair dance for Alice in Underwearland. In that show she was dressed as the Cheshire Cat, but for this one she made a leopard costume. Which dramatically just fell off her at the crucial moment. It took a lot of practice and tweaking in rehearsal, but worked perfectly on stage.

Betty Blaize: “Farewell Magyar”, The G-String Orchestra
I think Betty created this act for the very first production of The Wrathskellar, long ago. She cuts her costume off with a knife. Real knife, quite sharp, actually cutting through the fastenings for her costume pieces. Yeah. That’s commitment to an art. For this year she made a new and quite spectacular coat which is adds even more drama to the act.

Devastasia: “Science Fiction, Double Feature”
Devastasia showed off that she had lots of skills by singing this audience favorite. It only appeared in the Boston show, having been cut for length at the Salem shows.

Mina  Murray: “Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing”, Chris Issak
And I closed out the show with another old favorite, my tribute to Fall River’s most infamous daughter, Lizzie Borden. It’s usually last because it’s rather messy — to remove the blood from my hands, I take a sponge bath on stage. Although I try to mitigate the drenching with some rubber-backed rugs, the stage still ends up getting more than a little damp.

We had a lot of fun with this show, despite the chaos of rearranging the run order and cutting acts on the fly in Salem. Now we’re getting ready for our next show, BRRRlesque on Friday, December 15 at Deacon Giles. I hope you’ll join us for some holiday cheer! Last I heard there weren’t a lot of tickets left, so don’t wait.

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Back to School 9/8/23

Dear Constant Reader,

This Friday we had a show at a brand-new to us venue, Electric Haze in Worcester. Since Ava moved out that way, Scratch has been looking for places to have shows closer to her. He was trying to book our Halloween show, Carnal Carnival there, but they offered us this night instead. Scratch had his doubts, as the date was a mere 2 weeks off, but the promotor was sure we’d have a good crowd because of Worcester Pride.

Electric Haze is a hookah bar and live entertainment venue and they had a very nice stage, good tech, great staff, and a spacious corner of their basement as a dressing room. What they did not have was much of an audience. It’s been a very long time since we had so few people in the audience. Maybe it was the short lead time for promotion. Maybe it was the weather. Maybe it was Pride events elsewhere. Whatever the reason, it was a bit dispiriting.

Scratch asked us if we wanted to go on as planned or cancel. Two of Devastasia’s friends were in the audience and they really wanted to see her Mothman act. And the apprentices had been working very hard on their number. We compromised and decided to do a shortened show. And this is how it went:

Devastasia: “Summertime” (Sam Cooke)
We said goodbye to summer with one of Devastasia’s beautiful showgirl-style acts.

Ava Fox: “The Spy” (The Doors)
This is a slinky chair dance, which we justified as being about secret school crushes.

Scratch: The Mystery of the Vanishing Bandana (magic)
In which the audience sees Scratch learn a magic trick in real time.

Betty Blaize: “Bad Things” (Jace Everett)
Usually when Betty does this act, she’s a dominatrix tormenting… a banana. I this case she was a stern schoolteacher tormenting… an apple. A very bad apple.  He even had a little dunce cap.

Mina Murray: “Stay with Me” (Sam Smith)
The beginning of the school year often means saying goodbye to that summer fling. While it’s somewhat melancholy, I love this fan dance.

Scratch: Sobriety Test (magic)
Scratch did a quick card trick that had the audience questioning reality and their own sobriety.

Devastasia: Mothman (“Harlem Nocturne” but I don’t know which version)
As our visiting professor of cryptozoology, Devastasia showed the habits of the elusive Mothman, complete with hand-painted wings and glowing eyes pasties.

Ava Fox, Phoebe Star, Vivienne Kitt: “Kindergarten” (Unkle Ho)
This is the jewel box number we’ve been doing for years, only with new music and slightly new choreography. Our three naughty art school girls wore short pleated skirts and paint-splattered undies and danced with giant paintbrushes.

As is usual for us, there; are no photos and no video. Someday, someday…

During the  show, members of the band performing after us were trickling in, many of whom had never seen a burlesque show before. A number of people (including the band) told us how much they enjoyed the show. I’m glad we went ahead, but also glad we only did slightly more than half our original material.

After the show I discovered the bar had a relatively extensive mocktail selection, neatly paralleling their cocktail menu.

We’re hoping to return in December for our winter holiday show!

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Published in: on 20 September 2023 at 3:11 pm  Leave a Comment  

Secrets of the Illumi-Naughty, 7/8/23

Dear Constant Reader,

Our most recent show happened because of a piece of spam email. Scratch shared some spam promising to initiate him into the secrets of the Illuminati and more than one of his friends made a joke about Illuminaughty. Thus our show about secret societies, conspiracy theories, shadowy government agencies, and cryptids was born.

It was a hot day and quite sweaty backstage at Deacon Giles. We planned two shows, but, in that unpredictable way audiences have, the early show almost sold out and only half a dozen people bought tickets for the late show. So we rolled them into one. It’s for the best. I know I was feeling the heat badly by the end of the show and I’m not sure I could have done a second one and still given a good performance.

Our stage crew were apprentices Coco and Phoebe with F. Andrew Taylor on follow spot. Lots of credit to Phoebe who kittened and performed and really took the lead on set up and strike. Big thanks as always to everyone at Deacon Giles, especially Jesse & Ian for giving us a place to perform and Peter behind the bar for always making delightful and creative concoctions.

The following photos are images taken from the video of the show shot on my phone, so if they look a little odd, that’s why. Maybe someday we’ll have the luxury of a photographer and/or videographer again.

And here’s how it went:

MIBBetty Blaize, Phoebe Star, Vivienne Kitt: Men in Black (“Poker Face” by Postmodern Jukebox ft Kelley Jakle)
Betty, Phoebe, and Vivienne were stoic in black jackets, skinny ties, sunglasses, (and no pants) until one of them flashed the other with her memory-erasing device. Shenanigans and stripping ensued. Of course Betty tried to get everything back on track, only to be drawn into the chaos.

Secret Agent ManDevastasia: “Secret Agent Man”
These days, if Devastasia is in a show, you can expect to hear her sing. And what a treat that is. She considered wearing a trenchcoat and fedora for this song, but it was too flipping hot. I think this red dress is pretty smashing. The song is obviously the theme from the eponymous television show.

The Spy 2Ava Fox: “The Spy” by The Doors
Continuing on our theme of those who know too much about you, Ava was the spy in the house of love. It’s an impressive chair dance. I originally selected a picture of Ava in her top layer, a slinky evening gown, but how amazing is this move? From the headdstand , she magically ends up sitting in the chair.

Tea for TwoMina Murray: There’s Something in the Water (“Tea for Two” by Doris Day/”Mad World” by Postmodern Jukebox ft. Puddles Pity Party & Haley Reinhart)
I actually created this number for Alice in Underwearland, called “Mad Tea Party”, and I really liked it. However, at 6 minutes, I wasn’t sure when I would get to perform it again. Scratch thought we could make it fit the theme of this show and I happily agreed. We were riffing on the idea of the government or other shadow agencies putting things in the waster supply to control the populace.

Magic 1Scratch: Magic
For this, he was assisted by Phoebe, who went about collecting random small objects from random audience members. Then Scratch called up a volunteer and laid the items on the table. One by one they took turns eliminating items. all completely free choice, right? At last only one item was left, a sealed envelope was opened, and lo and behold, the envelope contained the name of the item left on the table.

Tomstone BluesDevastasia: “Tombstone Blues”
This is one of Devastasia’s classic numbers. To fit the theme, she appeared as a cult leader with her acolyte, Coco, taking her costume pieces. Extra points to Coco for wearing that black hood in the heat.

The GeekBetty Blaize: Computer Geek (“Night Train” by Alvino Ray)
One of Betty’s iconic numbers. She used to perform this every year when we had a standing gig at MIT. The Internet is a dangerous place and you never know what you’ll find on-line. As you can see from the picture, Betty is actually wearing a t-shirt and jeans (also Keds and mismatched socks). Don’t worry it gets more glam as she takes off the layers. I particularly love this image of her doing something very dirty with her mouse.

LizardAva Fox: “9 to 5″ by Dolly Parton/”I’ve Got You Under My Skin” by Ella Fitzgerald
This was a brand new number with some clever props and costume pieces. Ava entered in a blouse and trousers with a briefcase and sat at her “desk”. She “typed”, creating the sound effects on the briefcase with her tap shoes. When she opened the briefcase into a tap board and began stripping, she revealed a little secret. It’s not just the gorgeous harness set that she made, but a lizard tail, cleverly engineered to be concealed, even as unclothed as she is in this picture, until she was ready to reveal it. Yes, lizard people walk among us!

Magic 2Scratch: Magic
Scratch reveals that memory is subjective and can be influenced. With just three playing cards, he convinced an audience member that what she believed was not in fact so.

MothmanDevastasia: Mothman (“Harlem Nocturne”)
When Scratch first announced the theme of this show pretty much everyone jumped on the idea of Mothman. When the dust cleared, Devastasia had claimed the concept, and honestly, she was probably the best one to do it. As you can see from the picture, she cut and painted a set of Isis wings to look like moth wings. And her pasties glowed red, like Mothman’s eyes. This was a brilliant design and you’ll never guess how she did it.

Satanic Panic 1Mina Murray: Satanic Panic (“Back in Black” by AC/DC and The Swingin’ Pops)
When a prim and proper miss finds a book that leads her down a very dark path, things can get very hot! For those of you who don’t immediately recognize it, that’s the classic AD&D Player’s Handbook.

Fire veil 3The concept, music, and some of the costuming for this act came from Scratch, and I was all-in as soon as he suggested it. And I had an inspiration for one of the costume bits (which you can see a little of in the second picture). The fire veil (by Silk Electric) was not part of the initial choreography, but when Scratch called me from BHoF and asked if I wanted it, I knew the perfect use for it.

Although you can’t see them here, I was particularly pleased with how my flame pasties came out. I think they were the first pair of non-geometric pasties I’ve made — usually I stick to round, with the occasional foray into hearts or stars — and definitely first non-symetrical. And this act ends with some rare, for me, tassel twirling.

CowsBetty Blaize, Ava Fox, Vivienne Kitt: “Levitating” by Postmodern Jukebox ft. Sweet Megg
We couldn’t have a show about conspiracy theories and other weirdness without a UFO encounter. And cows. Betty, our resident alien, made that amazing flying saucer and her space suit. But it was the backup dancers, in their adorable cowfits, that stole the show. And the space ship, by the end of the act.

We’ll be back at Deacon Giles with our Halloween show, Carnal Carnival, on Saturday, October 21!

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