Martha’s Vineyard

Dear Constant Reader,

On Wednesday we performed at the Sand Bar in Oak Bluffs as part of their Full Moon party. We were only on the Vineyard for about 18 hours, but they were terrific ones.

We arrived by ferry in the late afternoon and unloaded our trunk of costumes at the venue — fortunately very close to the ferry dock, because of the aforementioned trunk of costumes. Figured out where we were going to perform (indoors or out) over a delicious dinner. They’re supposed to have the best sushi on the Vineyard. Betty & Devora thought it was rather amazing. Scratch and I were more traditional with a lobster roll and crab cakes, respectively.

hotelThen went to the hotel to rest before the show. Our contact at Red Bull had booked us into the Wesley Hotel. I had seen the building from the ferry and fantasized that it was our hotel, but knew we couldn’t get that lucky. But no, we did. I should have known from the sign that I was expected to stay there. sign

The show was what I think of as a typical bar show: less than optimal performance space with less than optimal lighting, using the manager’s office as a dressing room, &c. But we’re used to that and made the best of what we had.

Our first set was classic burlesque. Devora danced to “Blue Prelude” with her new blue boa (which she named Grover), Betty performed to “Night Train”, her standard, and I did a fan dance to “Harlem Nocturne”, my standard.

Then we changed both costumes and mood for the second set, a sampling from The Wrathskellar. I started with Mackie Messer. Devora and Scratch did Creepy Doll, and Betty performed her Knife Dance.

A photographer from a local magazine was snapping away and said it was the best show he’d seen. The manager seemed pleased, so maybe the bar will book us again. We’d love to come back.

cottageWe were staying on the edge of the Campground and in the morning I strolled around taking pictures of the fabulously painted gingerbread cottages. Each one was wonderful — the use of color, ornate woodwork trim, architectural details. I was inspired to embellish Stately Babydoll Manor just a little bit more. While not of the same vintage as these, it’s still technically a Victorian house.

After a nice breakfast, we had just enough time for a ride on Flying Horses Carousel, the oldest carousel in America. It’s quite beautiful and relatively recently restored. The horses don’t go up and down, but you do get to try for the brass ring! I was so excited since I thought there were no carousels left with rings.

Every time you go around, you can try for a ring, which are just ordinary metal, held in a wooden arm. There’s one arm for the outside horses and one for the inside horses. There’s a spike sticking up out of the horse’s head on which to stack them. During the last round, they announce that the brass ring is in the mix. And I got it!

We didn’t have time for my free ride, but that was okay. Really, just getting the ring was a huge thrill and the ride would have been a little anticlimactic. I bought a souvenir brass ring instead. It makes me smile every time I see it.

On my way out, one of the carousel attendants politely asked if I was a burlesque performer. He’d seen me, not at the Sand Bar the night before, but at The Devil’s Carnival in Boston. Fame!

Another smooth and quick ferry ride back and our whirlwind trip was over.

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The Wrathskellar returns…

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Late Night Fun

Dear Constant Reader,

Yesterday was gorgeous here in Boston, sunny, clear, and just warm enough. Scratch decided it was just the right day to put in an arbor to support the grapevines that are taking over the back fence at Stately Babydoll Manor and escaping. Somehow this planning involved lunch at a little deli with enormous sandwiches. As we were enjoying them on the patio, Scratch got a call.

Short version — The Devil’s Carnival was playing at The Coolidge Corner Theatre and they wanted an burlesque act to open things up. Yes, I would. How about a fan dance? Back to Stately Babydoll Manor to prepare (with a pause for the installation of the grape arbor).

I thought the best fit for the creepy carnival theme from my fan dance repertoire would be “Toccata und Fuge in D Minor”. You know it: it’s the Phantom of the Opera organ music. I spent the afternoon rehearsing it.

As the show was at midnight, and I’m not much of a night owl, I took a nap. Upon rising and starting to get ready for the show, Scratch had decided, having seen clips of the film, that the fan dance was not the best fit and I should do “Macker Messer”. (It was my opening act for The Wrathskellar last year). Well, never let it be said that I’m not flexible. I put away my fans and packed up my “Mackie” costume (top hat, tail coat, switchblade, &c.)

I must say the screening was an impressive event. Many people there had seen the film before (and were singing while they waited) or were fans of Repo! The Genetic Opera (from the same creative team) and there were lots of costumes. Once the regular ticket holders were let in (there was a private Q & A for some VIPs first), the theatre filled up fast and things got started.

Their adorable MC introduced Scratch who introduced me. I’m always a little worried about “Mackie” out of context. It’s so deadpan and pretentious, and the song is in German. Scratch gave it the proper warm up: “Are you ready to be ignored by a beautiful woman?” And away we went. The crowd loved it.

Now we could relax and enjoy the festivities, like a short film about the making of Repo!, a costume contest with some pretty elaborate entries, and a Q & A with the creators.

The movie itself is quite good and so are the songs. It would definitely appeal to fans of The Wrathskellar. Although it is obviously a carnival while we are a cabaret, there’s a kinship in the aesthetic. In fact, when handing out leaflets afterward I told people just that: “It has a similar feel, only more boobs.”

Published in: on 22 July 2012 at 11:30 am  Leave a Comment  
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Touring: Portland

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we took A (Re)Movable Feast to Portland, Maine (my apologies to any West Coasters who thought we were coming their way).

The is our second time at Lucid Stage, so we had a good idea what to expect and load-in and set-up was relatively painless. There was still some scrambling, like when we discovered the theatre had no backdrop, but that sort of thing is to be expected and was handled.

Saturday, after a trip to the Goodwill to replace a missing costume item (and a few other things got bought too), we went to Duckfat for lunch. Their specialty is french fries cooked in duck fat and there’s a lot of other ducky goodness on the menu. We ended up ordering a bunch of stuff and sharing it amongst the 5 of us. Everything was fantastic. We had green garlic soup with fava beans, a roasted beet salad with duck confit, toast with duck liver and barely cooked egg (even I had this and I hate both liver and eggs), a charcuterie platter, and poutine. Scratch tried the sour cherry, marscapone, and vanilla gelatto milkshake, of which he generously allowed us all to have a sip. For dessert there were beignets and churros. I would go here again, no question.

Since it was right around the corner, we all met up at the Shipyard Brewery for a tour and tasting. This was basically wasted on me although everyone else had a great time. They were bottling Pumpkinhead Ale, which just taunted everyone since it won’t be available for months.

Then off to the International Cryptozoological Museum. It was exactly as expected — quirky, fun, educational, and occasionally stretching the point. We were amused to see this banner that Dr. Wilson had painted.

Around the corner was The Green Hand and I can never resist a bookstore. I got out lightly with just a 1956 Chinese cookbook by “The Benedictine Sisters of Peking”. Scratch picked up a number of midcentury cooking pamphlets (my favorite: “The Exciting World of Rice Dishes”) and the Trader Vic’s bartender’s guide.

The Saturday show had a fantastic audience, cheering, clapping along with the music. In fact, while we were setting up for the curtain call, they were yelling “Encore!” We’ve never had *that* happen before.

Scratch really wanted to go to J’s Oysters, having fond memories of our meal here with Angie Pontani and Kitten de Ville, but alas, it was not to be. Post-show they had stopped serving and Sunday morning, they didn’t open until noon. Instead, we had breakfast at Bintliff’s American Cafe. Everything was so good. No wonder they have been the Phoenix winner for best brunch 8 years in a row. My corned beef hash was a giant pile of shredded corned beef and chunks of potato. I took half of it home. Scratch’s bagel did not come with thin slices of lox, but a slab of house-smoked salmon.

Another good time on the summer tour.

Published in: on 13 July 2012 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Wham Bam KaBOOM!

Dear Constant Reader,

Friday night we had a delightful treat. Mod Carousel, the boylesque troupe from Seattle, finished their transatlantic tour with a show in Boston, produced by our own Mr. Scratch. It was so wonderful to just sit back and watch someone else’s show for a change.

And what a show it was!

Mod Carousel consists of dancers Paris Original, Trojan Original, The Luminous Pariah, and the hostess and chanteuse, Leeni.

Wham Bam KaBOOM! is the story of our three superheroes (an excellent excuse for them all to wear Spandex) as they battle to defeat the supervillain (an evil radioactive swan, called, creatively enough, Evil Radioactive Swan) who has taken control of Leeni! Can they save humanity from destruction? Of course they can — they’re superheroes!

The show is extremely funny, the guys are amazing dancers, and Leeni does some great celebrity song impersonations. I couldn’t even begin to describe it in this epistle. So, I won’t. I’d say go see the show, but unless you’re going to be in Alaska in a couple of weeks, you’re out of luck.

All the Babydolls came away from the show quite inspired in different ways. Personally, I am in awe of Paris’s ability to work with stretch fabrics (a bane of mine).

Some favorite moments:

* Paris’s ballet. Just breath taking. I was absolutely mesmerized by the beauty of it. This was a really loud, cheering audience but we fell almost completely silent during this number.

* Luminous and the fish. His body language and facial expressions were so strong. And can he ever dance in heels.

* Trojan the Barbarian. Strength *and* flexibility. And humor. A lot of it. (By the way, if you were at the show, you know what this means — the jar of pickles was from the pantry at Stately Babydoll Manor.)

* Leeni as Bjork. She nailed it. And later as Cher, getting the audience to belt out “Do You Believe”.

* Luminous and Paris had this duet… there was no stripping, but it was one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen. And there was partner balancing and general defying of physics.

It was Mod Carousel’s first appearance in Boston, but I think not their last.

Published in: on 10 July 2012 at 12:02 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Touring: Salem

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we were in Salem, MA at the Griffen Theatre. Most of the time it’s “The Witch’s Cottage”, but they took down (most of) the spooky stuff for our audience. We could still see the enormous bat attached to the ceiling above the stage.

On Saturday afternoon, along with friends from The Betsi Feathers, we made an appearance at A Beautiful Corset as living mannequins in the shop windows. I wore this corset. I’m grateful it wasn’t *quite* my size or I think I would have had to buy it right then and there.

Just as Ashley (our marketing gal) said it was time to get unlaced and back to the theatre, the clouds turned black and the skies opened up! The rain was torrential and the streets were awash. How were we going to get back to the theatre without assuming the appearance of drowned rats?

Scratch to the rescue! He pulled up his hard-working SUV as close to the store as possible (it was in a pedestrian square) and the first batch of dancers ran for it. He ferried us back to the theatre and went back for the rest. We ended up only a little damp.

Every show on this tour has been different so far, since not everyone has been available for every show. Betty Blaize was a guest at a dance conference this weekend, so her two numbers were out. One of our backup dancers was also out of town, so the two numbers she appeared in also had to be cut.

We added a new group number and Evie and Stella each had a new solo. But still, after Friday night, we felt the show seemed short. That’s when Stella said “I can learn Dagny’s part in Evie’s act.” So, instead of going out for drinks after the show, Evie taught Stella the choreography. Then Evie, Stella, and Gigi rehearsed it over and over again until Scratch was satisfied that it was up to our standards. Stella Diamond is one fast learner and great sport!

Now we have 2 weeks off and then we’re of to Portland, ME. Just because we’re not on the road, it’s not that we’re not busy! This Sunday I’ll be hosting Naked Girls Reading: Memory Lane with Jena Kitten, Lady Grey, and Fonda Feeling. We’ll be reading our favorite books from our childhood and there will be an audience participation “Choose Your Own Adventure” reading! Next Saturday, Scratch is presenting Mod Carousel’s “Wham! Bam! KaBOOM!”. Come see these Seattle’s super-sexy BOYlesque superheroes in the only Boston appearance of their transatlantic tour!

And lastly The Boston Academy of Burlesque Education has applied for a small business grant, but to even be considered, we need 250 votes! I feel like I’m always asking you all to vote for us, but I’ll swallow my pride again. You can use Facebook to log in, then search for businesses in Allston, MA. There’s just 5 days left and you only have to vote once.

Published in: on 25 June 2012 at 3:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Tour: Saratoga Springs

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we took A (Re)Movable Feast to Saratoga Springs, NY. Why there? It’s the home of April March, The First Lady of Burlesque, and it was her birthday weekend. She graciously agreed to be our special guest star.

We arrived at the venue and found this:
upstairs

It was an old church and it is just as cavernous as it looks. The stage was probably about 4 feet high and the hall could have easily sat 700 people. Our intimate show was going to be lost in the vastness. Add to that, the dressing room was on the other side of the building and down a narrow and twisty set of stairs.

Fortunately, there was a rehearsal hall downstairs, which looked like this:
before

When we got done with it, it looked like this:
after

We brought in all of that gear ourselves. Okay, not the chairs; we rented those. But the lighting and sound equipment, the pipe & drape, the tables & cloths, and, of course, our costumes, set pieces, & props. Your Kickstarter dollars at work.

And we set it all up ourselves. There are no divas (not even me) amongst the Boston Babydolls during load in and strike. We were on a tight schedule Friday afternoon. We started around lunchtime and finished with just enough time to rehearse the show. I think rehearsal ended literally minutes before the house opened. Everyone worked hard to turn that bare hall into a theatre.

We had a great time performing with our special guests BettySioux Tailor, Mimi Mischief, and of course, April March. There was also shopping, drinking, and museum going, but that’s a missive for another time. I have a lot to do before The Dollhouse tonight!

Published in: on 21 June 2012 at 9:42 am  Leave a Comment  
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Recent and Upcoming

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s a busy summer for the Boston Babydolls and it’s not even summer yet!

In the past couple of weeks, we performed at:
* The City Lights Gala — I wore my Catherine D’Lish costume for my G rated fan dance and there are some amazing pictures, but they’re not up yet.
* The Watch City Festival — Steampunk burlesque! We had some much fun, even if I was incredibly sick. Again, there are some good pictures, but we haven’t put them up yet.
* Our Victory Party — of which I have written previously, but now there are pictures!

Upcoming, we have our summer tour, A (Re)Movable Feast:
June 8 & 9: Davis Square Theatre, Somerville, MA
June 15 & 16: Universal Preservation Hall, Saratoga Springs, NY
June 23 & 24: The Griffen Theatre, Salem, MA
July 13 & 14: The Lucid Stage, Portland, ME
July 27 & 28: The Music Hall Annex, Portsmouth, NH

Then there’s The Dollhouse, our monthly showcase, on the 3rd Thursday of every month at The Estate. The next one is June 21!

Can’t forget Naked Girls Reading! The next salon is called Memory Lane and we’ll be reading selection from our childhood, plus a “Choose Your Own Adventure” with audience participation! It will be on July 1st at B.A.B.E.

See you this summer!

Published in: on 24 May 2012 at 9:58 am  Leave a Comment  
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Victory Party 5/17/12

Dear Constant Reader,

On Thursday last we threw a little soiree to celebrate our third Best of Boston from the Phoenix annual readers’ poll. It was also the kick-off for our new monthly showcase, The Dollhouse, at The Estate (a nightclub in Boston, not to be confused with Stately Babydoll Manor).

It was a grand time. There was fantastic food (or so I’m told — I was still under the weather) from Lizzy’s and Foundry. We had a tea-cup raffle (you put your raffle tickets in a cup by the item you want) with great prizes from a lot of terrific local businesses & artists, like (I know I will forget some): Fluevog, The Fox Affect, Muscular Solutions, John Chaos, Trials of Love, Chris McIntosh, Redbones, and Veve (I put all my tickets on this one).

We had some performances from special guests Vikki Likkerish “The Gift that Keeps Getting Unwrapped” and turquoise-haired beauty BettySioux Tailor as well as go-go dancing from The Boston Babydoll Interns.

To top everything off, we re-assembled the Unluckiest Band in the World (mostly — we had a new drummer) and the Amorettes from Unlucky in Love and reprised a few favorites.

Evie opened with a brand new dance to “The Man with the Golden Arm”. Then Stella sang “Ain’t Misbehavin'”. Betty performed her mesmerizing Loie Fuller inspired act to “Someone to Watch Over Me” while Alissa sang. Then Alissa sang “The Man I Love” for Devora (and partner). All 3 ladies sang their version of “If I had a Million Dollars”. Lastly Imani (and the other two backing her up) sang “Jezebel” while I did my fan dance.

Thank you to everyone who voted for us and who came to the party! We’ll see you back at The Estate next month for The Dollhouse!

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Victory Party!

Dear Constant Reader,

A record number of readers have perused yesterday’s missive. I suppose I should post semi-nude pictures of myself more often.

But what I really wanted to do today is invite you to a party. A party to celebrate the Best Burlesque in Boston. A party at a fabulous nightclub. A party with great music. A party with a tea-cup auction. A party with performances by The Boston Babydolls and special guests. A party that’s free.

That’s right. You can attend our Victory Party at The Estate in Boston on May 17th for free. If you wait until the last minute, there’s a $10 cover at the door. Why would you want to wait? Just click HERE, sign up, and guarantee yourself a place on the guest list!

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