Introducing Jonathan

Dear Constant Reader,

We’ve always been a one-cat household. And assumed we would stay that way. However, Bartholomew had other plans. He’s so smart and gets bored so easily. And when he gets bored he gets destructive. In the mornings he would break into the bedroom (and it took over a year to figure out how to install doors that he couldn’t crack) pre-dawn and start knocking things down. Or he would just sit outside the door and howl like the world was coming to an end.

When one of the sleepy humans would get up we would see that he had brought us one of his favorite toys, like a cat dancer or his mouse on a string. Something he wanted a person on the other end of.

We started talking about getting him a companion and went back and forth about it a lot. We weren’t sure if bringing another cat into the house was a good idea or not. What if they hated each other? What if Bart was miserable?

Scratch found a cat in a foster situation in Florida that the rescue organization would transport to Boston.  In October we had a video interview with the cat and his foster family and a virtual home visit by the rescue. All that was left was for us to decide yes or no.

As you might have guessed, dear Reader, we said yes.

Now came the challenge of getting NewerCat (we would wait until he told us his name) to Boston. We were having some major work done on the house at the end of October and then I was going to Stripper’s Holiday in early November, so we wanted him to arrive after that. There was a transport coming up at the right time, but we didn’t want to further stress the little guy with being in a vehicle for over 24 hours. So we had to wait for one of the “Flight Angels” (off-duty flight attendants) to volunteer to escort him. In the mean time, he moved from his original foster home to a different one, and then to a third.

At last, we headed to Logan Airport to meet our Angel, Lisa, and collect NewerCat, who had been a great traveler and was calm for the whole car ride home.

Bartholomew was predictably not thrilled at the tiny interloper (a perfectly normal-sized cat, but next to our massive panther, he’s a wee peanut), but after only three days of controlled visits and some hissing, they achieved détente and after a couple more days, started hanging out together.

Allow me to present Jonathan A. Cat!

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We call him Jackie-Boy. He’s a two-or-three-year-old Turkish Van mix and is very playful and affectionate. The belly is not a trap, but he does like to chew on fingers. He and Bart wrestle together and groom each other and birdwatch from the same window.

It’s kind of strange having a white cat again, especially when he sleeps in Albert’s bed (taking up a fraction of the space), but nice.

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Published in: on 10 January 2024 at 1:31 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Artist Spotlight: Sinister Sarah

Dear Constant Reader,

The most recent artwork that I have been privileged to receive came from Sinister Sarah herself, the mad artisan behind The Slightly Sinister Academy of Crafts. When she released her video on stained glass, she also held a contest where the two people who solved a murder mystery (most accurate answer and most entertaining, as I recall) would win hand-made stained glass suncatchers of her own original designs. 

As you’ve probably guessed…

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I remember there was a spider design and a lantern one. I knew they would be gorgeous and didn’t care which one I received. It took some time for Sarah to make the stained glass pieces and a lot happened in both our lives in the interim, as well as that of the other winner.

I was unprepared when the suncatcher finally arrived.

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She even captured his signature crossed-paws pose. I’m so overwhelmed that she did this. I know how difficult and time-consuming it is to work in stained glass and yet she chose to make this portrait instead of one of her planned designs.

Unfortunately, the other winner had also lost her beloved cat, Morpheus, not long after Albert died, and she also received a memorial portrait. 

I don’t have the words for how touched I am. I need to find a special place, safe from the predations of certain cats, where I can see the sun glow through this marvelous gift.

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Published in: on 22 December 2023 at 4:35 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Artist Spotlight: Crocheted Atrocities

Dear Constant Reader,

Especially if you follow me on IG, you might have seen me mention The Slightly Sinister Academy of Crafts, a really fun community of people who love crafts with a spooky touch. Last fall we had a Trick or Treat gift swap for Halloween, where names were drawn out of hat and Sinister Sarah spun the Wheel of Fate to determine if you were giving/getting a trick or a treat. I was paired with Tammi aka Crocheted Atrocities. I was giving her a treat, but receiving a trick.

I was rather pleased with my treat offerings and sent them off.  I was wondering what the heck the trick could be. Soon the answer came in the form of a large box, with not one, but two hand-made gifts (plus a toy for Bartholomew that he loved).

First was a crocheted cat with a hidden secret. A trick if you will.

I take him when I travel, so I have both Bartholomew and Albert with me.

But the main thing was this:
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Tammi made that lamp herself! The base is a black cat wine bottle and there are crocheted pasties and fringe. The shade is covered with leopard print  (of course) and sparkly black fabric. It couldn’t be more perfect for me.

But where’s the trick? Just flip the switch…
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It’s been living in my closet while I waited for Bartholomew to grow up a little and become less destructive. Soon I should be able to read by its sexy glow.

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Published in: on 21 December 2023 at 3:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Artist Spotlight: A. Fox

Dear Constant Reader,

I have a friend with whom I correspond. Like real, in-the-mail, pen & paper letters. We’ve been doing this for a very, very long time. We attended the same university (she undergrad, me grad) and escaped graduated the same year. Her mom gave me a pen (sitting right here on my desk) as a graduation gift and we just started sending letters.

Last summer when I was despondent after Albert’s death. I got a handmade stamp-art card in the mail from her, which contained within a card secured with a bit of washi tape. It was about the size of a playing card, with more stamp art. Nothing else. And a number 1 on the back of the envelope.

I was intrigued and delighted. I love a good mystery. I eagerly awaited the mail each day and cards began showing up…2, 3, 4…

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A couple of envelopes came out of order, so I waited (impatiently) for the previous cards so I could open them in order (I’m like that). One day a big envelope came with the number 9 card and one of those card-protector sheets, with nine pockets, like you’d use to store collectible cards. It was one of the ones that came out of order, so I waited before opening the last envelope, wondering the whole time.

When I opened the last greeting card, I learned this was a pocket letter, something that was completely new to me. The art cards could be assembled into a larger picture. It was one last bit of puzzle, figuring out what order they went in (although I had been given the clue that the last card received went in the center).

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I love the butterfly ladies. One of the ancient Greek words for butterfly, Ψυχή, also means “soul” or “spirit”. Exactly the uplifting image I needed. The framed piece now hangs on the gallery wall in the bedroom.

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Published in: on 20 December 2023 at 5:46 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Artist Spotlight: Lady Kathryn

Dear Constant Reader,

My first spotlight is on an artist I’ve never met.

There’s a community on Discord that began as an unofficial place for Patrons of Christine McConnell to gather and discuss her projects, but it’s evolved beyond that into a community of people who love the spooky side of life and creative pursuits. One of the things that came out of it was craft swaps. You agree to make a gift for someone and someone else, unknown to you, makes one for you. You fill out a little questionnaire so the gift-giver has some idea of your likes and dislikes.  I usually join for Halloween, but last year I signed up for the spring swap. It happened to coincide with Albert’s final illness, but preparing my gifts was actually a good distraction.

Right after Albert died, Scratch went to New York for a long-postponed visit with his family (and my deepest gratitude to the friend who went with him so he wasn’t alone on the long drive). So that I wouldn’t be all alone in the house with my grief, Betty invited me to take refuge in her boudoir while he was traveling.

One of those mornings, as I was heading out, there was a parcel on the porch and I grabbed it without even wondering what it could be. Once at Betty’s I opened it.

Tray from Lady Kathryn

At first the sender was a mystery — apparently a note failed to make it into the parcel — but she was soon identified. Lady Kathryn had taken all the little tidbits I had shared about myself (sailed on a tall ship, swam like a mermaid, had a white cat, &c.) to make this tray. When I thanked her, she said she especially wanted to make sure that Albert was represented. She would have had no way of knowing that when she made this that it would be a memorial.

I was so grateful that a virtual stranger (we didn’t interact all that much on-line) had taken the time and care to make something both useful and beautiful which was so personal to me. It makes me smile every time I use it.

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Published in: on 19 December 2023 at 5:35 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Artist Spotlight: Introduction

Dear Constant Reader,

I know a number of people who are creative and skilled artists and I have been the beneficiary of not only their talents, but also their kindness and generosity. I’d like share their work with you and what it meant to me.

You all know the story of Pubert the Bat, but one of the important parts of his story is that he turned up when I was having a rough time. His presence* continues to cheer me and bring me luck.

Last year was one of the worst in my life and these artisans helped bring a little joy into it. I appreciate their artistry, but the gifts mean so much more to me. In a dark time they brought some light into my life, knowing that someone was thinking of me. You know the saying “Food is love”? In this case it was “crafting is caring”.

I’m having trouble finding the right words, so I’ll stop now and let the individual artworks speak.

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*Although his cage needs a little repair work. Bartholomew tried to climb it. Worry not — Pubert is fine. With the exception of a couple of tassels that Bart couldn’t resist and were reduced to shreds, it’s nothing a little wood glue can’t fix.

Published in: on 18 December 2023 at 5:03 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The Universe Gives and Takes

Dear Constant Reader,

I don’t want to write this, but I also need to.

One of the things that made the pandemic bearable was The Boys, Tux and Tom, the bonded feral cats who made our yard home. It brought me a lot of joy to see them. Especially when they snuggled together to nap and happily rolled around in the grass. When Tom was killed by a coyote that joy went away and so did Tux. We were pretty sure we weren’t going to see Tux in our yard again.

Tux did come back and eventually he made a new friend, Lord Julius, who reigned over the Rectory behind us. Julius is a cranky sort and will hiss and smack your hand if you get too close, but somehow Tux won him over. He convinced Julius to hang out in our yard and stay in our shelter. We started calling them The Gentlemen.

At first the friendship seemed grudging on Julius’s part. They often sat at opposite corners of the hot tub (their favorite perch). Eventually, they became closer until they groomed each other and snuggled up together to nap. It made me so happy to see them together.

Tux was also becoming less skittish around me. In the mornings he would be waiting for his breakfast. He would lead me to the feeding station but hang back from the food until I walked away. Lately, if I stood quietly by the food dish, he would overcome his hesitation and eat. I never tried to pet him. Maybe someday we’d reach that level of trust.

Cats are a gift from the Universe.

On July 21st I saw on our outdoor camera that there had been a coyote in the backyard around 4am. I raced to the window, hoping to see both Gentlemen and calm my fears. Julius came for breakfast, but no Tux. I held out hope for a while, but I knew. Our neighbors found him and we buried him in the Rectory garden, near his best friend Tom. Scratch made a memorial of two stones, a big one and a small one, nestled up against one another.

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Julius mostly stays close to the Rectory now. I worry about him every day.

M2

Published in: on 7 September 2023 at 3:18 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Carrying on about Fans

Dear Constant Reader,

If you’ve been following me for a while, you probably know that the most important things in my burlesque life are my fans. I’ve written about my white fans and their conversion before. Today I’m going to talk about safely transporting fans.

Fans are large, awkward, delicate things and traveling with them is tricky. My bamboo stave fans don’t really fold down very far, so I needed something that could accommodate them. For a while I used a shotgun case with the resulting oversized baggage fees and resignation to TSA searches (these lessened when I plastered “Theatrical props: Feather fans” and a photo of the contents on the outside of the case to join the abundance of “Fragile” stickers). Then I got a suitcase big enough to hold the fans (padded with all my garments). While good for flying, it was a lousy option for local shows or road trips. I started packing my fans in a plastic storage box. It fit well in the car, but had no handle, so it wasn’t great for taking on public transit or carrying for a while. I have to admit I was a bit jealous of the folks who could fold their fans up completely and slip them into mailing tubes.

A couple of years ago Donna Touch produced aluminum fan cases, like musical instrument cases, and I jumped on one, even though I hadn’t converted my fans yet. The case is sturdy and latches securely. It’s lightly padded (which Bartholomew loves) and there’s a handy pocket inside for fan repair items (provided!)  My fans, even before conversion, fit nicely and there’s even enough room to also pack a wig. I haven’t tried flying with it yet. It does have built in locks, but I don’t think they’re TSA-compatible and there’s no hasp to add your own lock (although I have an idea if I ever fly with it).
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While this case is great for gigs, both getting there and keeping the fans safe in the dressing room, it’s  a bit much to schlepp to rehearsals. When Donna announced she was offering soft-sided cases, I didn’t hesitate. She’s not producing them herself; they’re made by Black Cat to her specifications. They are not inexpensive, and the shipping fee from Odesa, Ukraine is a bit hefty, but I thought it was worth it. It’s made of sturdy fabric, with carrying handles, a padded strap, and a zippered pocket on the outside (lined in surprise red on mine). It unzips flat and I can fit two pairs of fans easily. It also came with a bonus small zippered pouch. I’m happy with it and also happy to have supported an artisan in Ukraine.

Bonus photo of Bartholomew inspecting my fans.
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If you’ve got fans, how do you transport them?

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Published in: on 23 August 2023 at 2:23 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday! I can’t believe I haven’t given you this tip already…

Boots, then corset.

My Old School Goths know what I’m talking about…

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Published in: on 11 August 2023 at 12:44 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Blogaversary

Dear Constant Reader,

WordPress just reminded me that I’ve been writing missives here for 12 years.

Thanks for being here for my eclectic, erratic writings!

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Published in: on 12 July 2023 at 3:21 pm  Leave a Comment