Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

I hope you had a happy Halloween! I certainly did!

In case you missed it, yesterday I posted two story readings, one public and one Patron-only.

And here’s your reminder to sign up for Weighted Silk Veils with Gaea Lady. It’s this Thursday!

I got this tip from Looking Glass Gems:

Use a cloth meant for cleaning glasses to polish your rhinestones.

You’ll keep them sparkling and can check for any loose ones in the process.

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Published in: on 1 November 2024 at 4:35 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Storytime: The Winding Sheet

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Halloween!

To celebrate the holiday I want to share a reading from the story collection, Custom and Practice, by Rory O’Brien, author of Gallows Hill, The Afflicted Girl, and other books.

I have another story too, but it’s just for Patrons on Patreon… you know where to go if you want to hear it…

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Published in: on 31 October 2024 at 2:51 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday before Halloween!

Tomorrow we are at House of Hatchets in Hyannis. Wear your Halloween finery! Get tickets here!

On November 7th guest instructor Gaea Lady will be teaching a weighted veil workshop at B.A.B.E.!What is a weighted veil? Watch this…

Wouldn’t you like to learn to do that…? If you’re on our mailing list, you’ve got a discount code for the workshop (and if you’re not, sign up). 

Here’s your tip!

To customize your costumes, Frankenstein your sewing patterns.

I’m not talking about digging them up from graveyards in the dead of night — I mean stitching different parts together. If you’ve got a pattern for a gown with a neckline you like, but the sleeves aren’t doing it for you, take the sleeves from a different pattern.

You do want to make sure that wherever you are grafting pieces together, that they fit together correctly. Check that the piece on the donor pattern is the same size and shape when it’s going to join the garment as the one you’re replacing before before you cut anything. You might have to do a little cosmetic surgery to adjust one or the other. This is especially important with sleeveheads and armscyes — you want those curves to match.

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Published in: on 25 October 2024 at 4:49 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Next Saturday we are at House of Hatchets in Hyannis. Wear your Halloween finery! Get tickets here!

On November 7th guest instructor Gaea Lady will be teaching a weighted veil workshop at B.A.B.E.! If you’re on our mailing list, you’ve got a discount code (and if you’re not, sign up). Learn this fun art with one of the foremost practitioners!

And now… your tip!

When you loan something, take a picture of the person you are lending it to with the item, then text it to them.

Now you both have a record of who borrowed what from whom and when.

M2These writings and other creative projects are supported by my 19 Patrons. Thank you so much! To become a Patron, go to my Patreon page. Or you can just tip me if you liked this.

Published in: on 18 October 2024 at 1:41 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’ve got a whole bunch of things going on that I’m very excited about, so you’ll have to  read about them before we get to your tip.

We had a marvelous time at The Spookeasy Lab at Deacon Gilles. Both shows sold out! If you missed out, you can see us at House of Hatchets on the Cape on October 26. Wear your Halloween finery!

We’ve got some fun coming up at B.A.B.E. too. On November 7th guest instructor Gaea Lady will be teaching a weighted veil workshop. This was one of the best classes I took at the NOLA burlesque retreat and I became a convert. In fact, if you caught one of the shows on Saturday, that was a weighted veil I was using. If you’re on our mailing list, keep an eye out for a discount code.

I’ll be teaching a winter-themed striptease routine in December and a chair-dance routine in February, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Details coming soon!

Now that you’ve read through all that, here’s your tip!

If you use storage boxes or totes for your stuff (costumes, props, craft supplies, &c.), label them on the end, the side, and on the lid.

Not only will you be able to see what’s in each container no matter how they’re oriented, you’ll also know right away which lid belongs to which box. This comes in very handy when you’ve opened a whole bunch of boxes that are not quite exactly the same size or manufacturer and the lids are all in a pile…

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Published in: on 11 October 2024 at 5:17 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Halloween Under Bits

Dear Constant Reader,

This past Saturday was our first Halloween show. I may write about it in more detail later — this is just to show you my new shiny bits.

Last year, after a planned act failed to come together, I swapped in “Moon Over Bourbon Street”, a rather pretentious fan dance, a few days before the show. At the last minute, I realized I could reinforce the vampire theme with a pair of bat pasties. They were literally made the night before and, while they were cute, I wasn’t happy with them. They were too big and the minimal rhinestoning didn’t pop at all.

This year I planned ahead and made new bat pasties, using a template from Manuge et Toi.
Bat pasties
The rhinestones are mostly from Looking Glass Gems, with some black diamond Swarovskis Scratch had in his stash.

Next up, I needed a new g-string for “Satanic Panic” as the one I had been using was going to be appearing in “Bourbon Street”. I wanted it to be flame-themed to match the pasties* I had made for the act’s debut. I decided to challenge myself and make the g-string flame-shaped as well as colored.

Flame pasties & g-string

That g-string is heavy! I’m not sure I’ve ever stoned a garment other than pasties that solidly before. Fortunately, it stays in place pretty securely. I’m pretty pleased with how it came out. The photo really doesn’t do the colors justice, especially the shifting shades of the phoenix rhinestones (the orange-ish stones).

As with the bats, the majority of the rhinestones are from Looking Glass Gems, except the citrine on the pasties which are Swarovski.

While I was working on the g-string, and really feeling on a roll, I went to visit my parents. I wanted to keep working, but my bottle of glue was too big to take on the plane. I grabbed one of my TSA-compliant toiletry containers and dumped in a hefty glop of Jewel Bond. Rhinestoning on a plane is a bit challenging, but at least I (and probably my seatmate) was entertained.

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*Although Manuge et Toi now has a flame pastie template, these pasties were made about a year before it was released. It would have made my life so much easier and my pastie design so much cleaner.

Published in: on 10 October 2024 at 3:35 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Tomorrow is our annual Halloween show at Deacon Giles in Salem! The early show is completely sold out, but there are a few (only a few) tickets left for the late show. If you didn’t manage to snag tickets, we’ll be on the Cape at House of Hatchets on October 26.

Commercial plug done, here’s your tip:

Lift with your legs, not your back.

This is not a cautionary tale. Sometimes these tips are about mistakes I made so you don’t have to. Not this one. I’m fine. I want you to stay fine too.

If you’re like us, you have to schlep stuff to make shows happen, like set pieces, lights, and other heavy or ungainly things. Although performing is the fun stuff, sometimes we have to be roadies in order to make the magic happen.

Please follow the advice above whenever you’ve got lift something*. And if it’s too heavy for you to move alone, ask for help. Back injuries are serious and can take you off the stage for a long time.

*Or someone! That might need to be its own tip though…

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Published in: on 4 October 2024 at 4:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Mystery Madeleines

Dear Constant Reader,

When I wrote about our recent tea party, I mentioned that I had always wanted to try baking madeleines, but had never bought the pans. For those unfamiliar, madeleines are delicate little cakes shaped like sea shells, for which one needs a special pan. A well-made madeleine is tender, lightly browned around the edges, with a distinctive bump on the back.

I was certainly surprised when a package arrived on The Manor’s doorstep containing a pair of madeleine pans!
Madeleine pan
Although there was no note, I soon figured out that they had come from my doting mother (she’s the only person who uses my middle initial when addressing mail). Still, I enjoyed the mystery for a few moments.

As I was visiting her in a very short time, I decided the correct thing to do would be to bring her the fruits of my baking. After looking at a number of recipes, I went with the one in NYTimes Cooking, with gluten-free flour and a few flavoring modifications (lemon zest instead of orange, some vanilla, and a tiny splash of almond extract).

I over-filled the pans, so I didn’t get perfect shells,
Madeleines cooling
but look at those lovely bumps!
Madeleines in pan
They were so delicious! And really not hard to make, if you work with some precision, as is so often the case with baking.
Front and back

I will definitely be baking these again. And I found some savory madeleine recipes as well that sound wonderful. I guess I shall host a tea party soon.

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Published in: on 30 September 2024 at 3:26 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday!

Have a cancellation clause in your contract.

No one wants to cancel a show, but it happens. Audiences still haven’t rebounded to pre-pandemic levels, for one thing. Whether you are the producer of a show or you’ve been hired to perform, negotiate a cancelation fee in advance. Know how much you have to pay or will be paid*, if the show doesn’t go forward. Nothing should be a surprise to anyone.

*Producers may have to pay the venue a cancelation fee or the venue may pay the producer, depending of the situation.

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Published in: on 27 September 2024 at 1:30 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Free-Range Veggies

Dear Constant Reader,

Gardening brings me joy. I’ve always grown herbs and when we moved into The Manor, added fruit. Over the past several years, I’ve branched out into vegetables and wild flowers.

For a long time I had a composter in a corner of the yard. I would chuck all our scraps into it, but never tended it very well (it didn’t get enough sun, I was bad about keeping the ratio of green to brown, &c.). It was a good way of keeping egg shells and carrot peels out of the trash, but I never got much compost from it.

Earlier this year, we joined the city food waste collection program. Because it’s composting on an industrial scale, we can actually send them any kind of food that would otherwise go into the garbage, not just fruit & veggie scraps. So, I decided to retire our composter. I dumped out the compost-ish stuff in the corner of the yard by the grape arbor, so I could clean the bin and offer it up on our local gardening swap group.

As I was planting the rest of my gardens in the spring, I noticed what looked like tomato plants sprouting up where the composter used to be. Before I knew it, there was a veritable thicket of tomato plants all tangled around each other, plus a pumpkin vine adding to the chaos. By the time I realized I ought to stake them or something, it was too late. It was a tomato jungle.
Tomato Jungle
The plants are mostly creeping along the ground and there are so many green tomatoes.

Feral Tomatoes More Feral Tomatoes

Fresh-picked tomatoesEvery morning I go out and walk around the gardens, checking on everything. Then I wade into the tomato wilds, looking for ripe or almost ripe tomatoes to pick and nestle into my little basket (which I made, of course). I feel like someone with free-range chickens, looking for where those darn hens laid their eggs this time.

They’re mostly little tomatoes, which makes sense. We tend to buy grape tomatoes, so that’s then main kind of seeds that would have ended up in the compost. However, I can see a few big ones lurking hither and yon. I’m hoping they ripen before it gets too cold, but there’s nothing wrong with fried green tomatoes!

There’s also a pumpkin! Of course it’s the one that’s growing wildly from seed that’s bigger and heartier than the one intentionally planted in my garden. This is an old picture from when it was just a feral baby pumpkin. Right now it’s big enough that I needed to support it by slipping it into an old stocking that’s tied to the fence, which doesn’t make for an aesthetic photo.

And just today I discovered what appear to be tomatillos…

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Published in: on 25 September 2024 at 1:39 pm  Leave a Comment