Carrie Nation Anniversary Party 9/8

Dear Constant Reader,

Last night Betty, Devora, Stella, Scratch, and I put in an appearance at the 1st anniversary party at Carrie Nation. Last year we were hired for their opening gala just to walk around and add color. We ended up doing some impromptu dancing and singing with the band.

This year we planned on a little performing and asked the band in advance to add a few of our standards into their playlist. It was still mostly improvisational, as we didn’t rehearse with the band, their arrangements were not always the same as we use, and we weren’t stripping.

Betty danced to “Midnight in Moscow” and “Night Train”. Devora took a turn with “Blue Prelude”. Stella serenaded us with “Ain’t Misbehavin'” and “Paper Moon”. I strutted to “Minnie the Moocher” and “Harlem Nocturne”. Scratch asked us to close out the night to “Little Brown Jug”. That’s the first half of Factory Girls — so Betty, D.D. and I did the choreography as best we could, sans gloves, overalls, and pink boxes. It was fun, but a little crazy trying to read each other’s minds as to how we should modify things on the fly.

The “Harlem Nocturne” act was a tad logistically complicated for me. Our dressing room was across the street in a secured building, but we found a safe place in the restaurant to stash my fans (and costume change) for most of the night — under a banquette by the musicians. It may be awkward to tote around a hard plastic box full of fans, but at least there’s peace of mind that they’re not going to be accidentally stepped on. The real challenge was fighting my way through the crowds (the joint was packed!) to get to the ladies’s room and back to change.

The food looked fantastic, like last year, and once again I promised myself that I have to come back when we’re not working. There were some really impressive folks burning up the dance floor with vintage dances. I lost track of how many picture we posed for. It looked like everyone was having a great time!

Happy anniversary, Carrie Nation! And many more…

All photos from last year’s event, courtesy of Carrie Nation Cocktail Club.

M2

Published in: on 9 September 2014 at 12:11 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

I’m sorry I have not been a faithful correspondent recently, but things have been busy. A quick rundown:

Despite your valiant efforts, I was not a finalist for a Golden Pastie award, so you won’t have to see me beg for votes in the weeks leading up to The New York Burlesque Festival.

However, I *was* the winner of The Great Teaseday Cookie, so you will be able to see me at The Teaseday Club on October 7th.

The Burlesque Your Way students had their final class last night and I can say for certain that the Student Showcase on September 23rd is going to be a treat! Get your tickets so you can say “I saw them when…”

OfB-mediumAnd finally, The Boston Babydolls are taking their show on the road in October. Because Boston and the environs are terrible when it comes to venues (and getting worse all the time), we could not find a space that was appropriate to bring you The Wrathskellar this year. Instead, we’ll be presenting Out for Blood, our spooky & sexy Halloween revue, as we travel around New England! So far we have dates in Western MA, VT, and RI.

But I know what you’re really here for… your Friday Tip!

Kill your darlings.

It’s been attributed to Mark Twain, William Faulkner, and several other famous authors. Who cares who said it; it’s good advice. They were talking about editing out some of your favorite verbiage, but we can apply the same philosophy to burlesque.

Sometimes you’ve got that one wonderful thing in an act. Maybe it was the concept that the entire number was built around. But things aren’t going so well. As painful as it may be, jettison your wonderful thing and see what happens. You might go in a whole new and better direction!

I speak from experience — the whole reason for “The Faerie Queen” was so I could perform a particular magic trick. Although I worked very hard to master the trick, I couldn’t do it consistently well, which was making me crazy — this was the raison d’être of the act! And then I realized that even if I could do it perfectly, there was absolutely no way to transition smoothly into and out of the trick. Reluctantly, I cut it out entirely. And the act is the better for its sacrifice.

M2

Published in: on 5 September 2014 at 2:22 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today is your last chance to nominate me for the “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award! Thank you!


Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Rehearse with your costume as soon as possible.

Burlesque is very costume-driven. Your costume can shape your choreography and vice versa. Phantom clothing comes off so much faster and easier than the real thing. So, rehearse in your costume elements, or reasonable facsimiles, as early in the process as possible and you’ll discover all the problems and treasures all that much sooner.

M2

Published in: on 29 August 2014 at 3:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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In September

Dear Constant Reader,

You will have THREE (so far) chances to see me perform in September.

First up is The Teaseday Club on Tuesday, September 2nd. I’ll be performing my newest act, The Faerie Queen, and an act to be chosen by you, my Constant Reader. Get your pick in by midnight tonight! And buy your tickets before midnight and save $5.

Betty Blaize, Scratch, and I will be appearing at The House of Mood in Pawtucket, RI on September 13th. I don’t have the details yet, but I’ll certainly let you know.

Here’s a special bonus: on Tuesday, September 23rd, B.A.B.E. is presenting a Student Showcase! You’ll see students from the current Burlesque Your Way class present their creations, plus some alumnae coming back to strut their stuff.

And of course, I’ll be performing at The New York Burlesque Festival on Thursday, September 25th at The Bell House. Don’t forget to nominate me for the “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award!

M2

Published in: on 26 August 2014 at 2:15 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Please nominate me for the New York Burlesque Festival’s “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award! Nominations are open until August 29th!


Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Do something nice for yourself today.

M2

Published in: on 22 August 2014 at 10:41 am  Leave a Comment  
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Teasing Teaseday

Dear Constant Reader,

First things first: please nominate me for the New York Burlesque Festival’s “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award! Nominations are open until August 29th and you can vote once per device.


I will be performing at The Teaseday Club on Tuesday, September 2nd. And I am going to give YOU, my constant reader, the ability to choose one of my acts! Some of my most popular acts are listed here on my website. Just comment on this post with the one you want to see and I’ll go with the majority vote*! I’ll give you until Tuesday the 26th to express your preference.

And don’t forget to buy your tickets in my name. They’re only $10 if you buy them by August 26th (that’s next Tuesday).

M2
* Subject to reality, approval by the producer, &c.

Published in: on 21 August 2014 at 11:10 am  Comments (2)  
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Shameless Promotion

Dear Constant Reader,

If you will permit me a moment of self-promotion…


Tonight at the Cambridge YMCA Theatre The Boston Babydolls are presenting a special preview/open dress rehearsal of Madame Burlesque. All tickets are only $10! The show will run Thursday through Saturday at the regular prices. We’ve been wowing them on the road all summer with versions of this show and we’re happy to be bring it to the home audience.


I will be performing at The Teaseday Club on Tuesday, September 2nd. Please buy your tickets in my name.


Please nominate me for the New York Burlesque Festival’s “I Woke Up Like This” Golden Pastie award! Nominations are open until August 29th and you can vote once per device.

Thank you everyone!

M2

Published in: on 20 August 2014 at 12:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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The NJ Burlesque Festival

Dear Constant Reader,

Before I get to our exciting adventure, I just wanted to mention that I’ll be performing at The New York Burlesque Festival! If that weren’t exciting enough, I’m eligible for a Golden Pastie Award. I’m aiming for the “I Woke Up Like This Award”. Please nominate me in that category! (http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/goldenpasties2.php) If I’m a finalist, I’ll come up with a nice thank you. If I actually win, there will be a super-special treat.

Back to your regularly scheduled missive…

This weekend Scratch, Betty, Stella, and I went to Asbury Park, NJ to perform in the first ever NJ Burlesque Festival. We spent Friday night in Manhattan (sorry, no wacky adventures to speak of) and headed down early Saturday morning to get caught in the inevitable Shore traffic.

We were scheduled to be teaching classes all afternoon at The Comic Crypt. Since we’d been told there was a small stage, theatrical lighting, and a sound system, I assumed it was a comedy club. I was wrong. It was a comic book shop with a tiny performance venue, home of Ink and Paint Burlesque. It was adorable!

But no one had signed up for the first class, so Stella, Betty, and I did a little exploring while Scratch prepared either to teach or do some work (the latter as it turned out). We went to Red Bank and restrained ourselves at The Cheese Cave, amongst some other window shopping. We returned to see if I had any students for my boa class. And when the answer was no, Scratch took off with Mr. Khon, the event’s producer and we dancers rehearsed our number for the night. Betty did have students for her choreography class and the rest of us amused ourselves with milkshakes at Sonic (don’t judge; Sonic is very rare in the Boston area).

After a break at the hotel, we headed for Asbury Lanes. Most of us had performed there last summer, but Betty has never been there. It’s an odd space — the stage is set up smack in the middle of the bowling lanes. There’s a lounge between the stage and the pin-resetting equipment to use as a dressing room. It’s crowded, but everyone was friendly and trying to make sure there was enough space for all.

We unpacked our pink boxes and were planning to do a run on stage when… Betty couldn’t find her character shoes. She was sure she had packed them, but they were absolutely not in the box. With a bit of panic and in desperation, she asked the dressing room at large if anyone wore her size shoe and had a pair to spare. Luna Chase came to her rescue. Not only did the shoes fit, they were even character shoes. With rhinestones on the heels.

Crisis averted! We did a run on the stage to made sure the sound guy knew our cue and nobody (like me) died moving around the pink boxes. Then we had quite a while to kill until the show even started and then we were closing out the show. Off to the boardwalk!

We set off in quest of Korean tacos that someone (Jess Distress?) had recommended, but ended up at a seafood place instead. Lobster chowder, softshell crabs, Jersey tomatoes, by the ocean on a cool and pleasant night. What could be more summery than that?

I only saw the first half of the show myself and then I was backstage, so I saw those performers both before & after they performed (and got a report from Scratch). What I saw was quite good. Here’s a brief recap (and it’s briefer than it was before WordPress ate my first attempt):

The show was hosted by Neil O’Fortune & The Luvely Rae.

  • Lily Stitches: A Harley Quinn chair dance. Her musicality was fantastic! I’m pretty sure those were Dangrrrous Design cage panties with assels.
  • Dollface Dagger: Slow & sexy strip. Great stripper’s push-up. I was delighted at the end of the night to see that she had used one of those storage ottomans to sit on during the act and now was now packing into it. We of the Pink Boxes approve.
  • Niki Tiki: A slinky classic strip. She had this great black & white ostrich wrap. I have no idea how her headdress stayed in place the whole time.
  • Grandma Fun: A tropical-flavored fan dance.
  • Scratch: A little “Martini Time” magic.
  • Vivi Noir: An energetic striptease I first saw at The Teaseday Club. This lady is a favorite of mine, on-stage & backstage.
  • Minnie d’Moocha: The Featured NJ Performer with a classic strip involving a big fur boa.

(There was an intermission here and we went backstage, so my notes get even sketchier)

  • Luna Chase: A Disney Snow White strip
  • Foxy Squire: Lana from Archer
  • Jess Distress: I know she went out dressed as school girl and came back covered in blood. I have no idea what happened in between. Scratch said she did some fire eating and other flamey tricks. She won my heart by covering her performance space with a tarp and taking other precautions to protect the rest of us from her stage blood.
  • Attica Wilde: She went out covered in pink balloons and came back covered in gold glitter.
  • Delilah: Presented the ethereal La Mort du Corbeau.
  • Minnie d’Moocha: Displaying her versatility of style with a Moaning Myrtle act (with Lily Stitches as the basilisk)
  • The Boston Babydolls: We performed “Factory Girls”. You can see what it looked like at The Ohio Burlesque Festival.

There was a bit of a panic during the curtain call trying to get our bras & panel skirts from the stage kittens in time to get redressed before they called our name. As it was, we were late — and braless.

After the show, we had a well-deserved drink and posed for some pictures with adoring fans. After packing up & loading out, Betty & Stella hit the dance floor while Scratch talked shop with Jaysin the Magician (who was overseeing Niki Tiki’s merch table and baffling passers-by with his card tricks) and I kibitzed.

Overall, a very good first festival! The organizers should be proud of themselves.

And here’s proof we were there:

M2

Published in: on 19 August 2014 at 11:16 am  Comments (2)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

I’m on my way to the NJ Burlesque Festival, but it wouldn’t be Friday without your tip!

Expect any media coverage to get 3 things wrong.

M2

Published in: on 15 August 2014 at 11:18 am  Leave a Comment  
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Show on the Road: Monday 8/4

Dear Constant Reader,

(Read about Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.)

We were all quite desirous of getting home as soon as we possibly could, so we decided to get up pretty early and avail ourselves of the not-very-good breakfast provided by the motel. Ah, for the Holiday Inn Express of Sellinsgrove!

Before we left town, we had to make a quick detour.

Yup, we did a drive-by of Pennsic.

It was an uneventful drive. We were slowly working our way through the ubiquitous Pennsylvania roadwork when we saw….

Once the roadwork permitted, Scratch caught up with it, but I didn’t get a good picture. Sad. Probably my only encounter ever with the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile.

Soon, we stopped at a gas station and what should pull into the neighboring parking lot, but…

The good folks driving it saw us gaping and came over to say hi, ask about the nearby restaurant, and give us #hellonbuns keychains. How cool is that?

And just to prove that we really had a close, personal encounter:

We broke our trip in Wilkes-Barre where Scratch had found a deli/tchotchke emporium that seemed promising. They had an overwhelming number of sandwiches, excellent baked goods, and an array of knicknacks. I picked up a magnet for the filing cabinet at B.A.B.E. with a saucy redhead proclaiming “The boobs are real. The smile is fake.” Kind of sums me up.

Nothing more exciting to report for the rest of the trip, thank goodness, and there was minimal Babydolls screaming like goats screaming like humans. By 8:30pm we had completely unloaded the Babydollmobile into the studio and headed for our respective homes.

M2

Published in: on 14 August 2014 at 11:28 am  Leave a Comment  
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