Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! We just had a lovely torrential downpour. I do love rainy afternoons in the summer.

Here’s your tip:

Contrast is important.

To quote Scratch, contrast is what makes photographs great, Twilight Zone twists effective, and jokes funny.

Having some sort of contrast between the story and the music makes your act interesting. Letting the music dictate the story throughout the entire act can flatten your performance.  Do something unexpected. Surprise the audience.

I don’t want to use a negative example from an actual act (so many come to mind), but I can’t think of a hypothetical right now, so I’ll just give you a positive example instead. If you saw The Wrathskellar or Vamps After Midnight, you might have seen an act to  “If I Can’t Sell It”, a double entendre-laden song about a second-hand chair. Many performers have used it in chair dances, not surprisingly. However, our version, for Halloween shows, uses a coffin and a seductive undertaker instead. The contrast between the expectation of the lyrics and the actuality of the choreography is very entertaining (at least according to our audiences).

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Published in: on 14 June 2024 at 5:04 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday! It’s also the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend. 

And in that spirit, here is your tip:

Know the history of our art. You can only truly move forward if you know who came before you.

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Published in: on 7 June 2024 at 4:39 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday again! I hope you’re having a lovely day and that it continues into the weekend. Here’s your tip, courtesy of Scratch:

Record wide, not tall.

When using your camera to capture footage, turn it sideways to get yourself (and most of the stage) in a 16:9 aspect ratio. It’s easy to crop wide footage down to tall, narrow footage (9:16). Trying to go from tall to wide usually leaves you with those blank spaces on either side of your video.

You want this:

Not this:

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Published in: on 31 May 2024 at 3:48 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Derby Day

Dear Constant Reader,

I love carousels, especially antique carousels. My mild obsession started when I rode the Flying Horses Carousel on Martha’s Vineyard and grabbed the brass ring. Now I ride them whenever I can. Fortunately, there are a number in New England.

One of the closest ones is the Paragon Carousel at Nantasket Beach in Hull. on May 17th Scratch told me they were having a Derby Day fundraiser event that very night. We had a lot to do before Isle of Tease the next day, but I powered through and at the last minute decided not only to go, but for B.A.B.E. to sponsor a horse.

With the sponsorship I got to name the horse and decorate it. Name the horse? I stammered for a moment, then said “Kitten”, for Kitten Natividad. I dug up a couple of boas and a tiny top hat. Then dressed up in my Mrs. Maisel dress and grabbed my Millinery Investment. That’s what I call my Fleur de Paris hat. I bought it on my first trip to New Orleans and it was staggeringly expensive (for me). When I returned post-Katrina, I realized what a deal I had gotten…

Anyway, back to Derby Day. I had sponsored a second-row jumper, but because it was so late in the game, I was given a front row stander, hitched to one of the two chariots. We draped the boas around the horse and put on the little top hat, but most of the other horses were very elaborately decked out, with bunting and banners and other decorations relating to the sponsor’s business.

Mina & Kitten

Because it was a fundraiser, there were raffles and a silent auction, but the main event were the races. You bet on a horse by putting raffle tickets into the envelope with the horse’s number up on the tote board. If that horse won, they’d draw one of the raffle tickets from the envelope for the prize. 

Sponsors were encouraged to ride their horses and I needed no additional encouragement to mount Kitten for the first race.

riding

laughing
(I’m not sure what I was laughing at, but I was definitely having a great time.)

I’ve ridden this carousel before but I don’t remember it ever going so fast. There was an actual race caller speaking a mile a minute as the horses went round and round. We slowly coasted to a halt and the horse that crossed the finish line (that is, stopped directly in front of the finish point) was… 

I felt just like I had grabbed the brass ring again!

I was surprised when they called me over to the podium and handed me an envelope. I had no idea the jockeys got prizes too.

Paragon Pass

I guess I’ll be going to Nantasket Beach more often this summer!

We partook of the array of finger foods and substantial tacos from the South Shore Taco Guy truck out front (whose horse won one of the races), admired the outrageous hats of some of the guests, were photographed by the local press, and generally had fun. I rode one of the unsponsored fourth row jumpers in another race, which was a delight.

When they called for the last race, I was back on Kitten. Because of something Scratch said earlier, I decided to ride sidesaddle. The full skirt of my dress draped much more attractively over the side of the horse than bunched up whilst riding astride. The newspaper photographer took a bunch of pictures while waiting for the race to start, like this one, that appeared in the Hull Times.

hull times

(Photo by Skip Tull)

It was a lovely evening! 

Any other carousel enthusiasts out there? Which one is your favorite?

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Published in: on 29 May 2024 at 2:34 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! I’ve been sharing items from the American Burlesque Collection on my Patreon. The most recent was a costume made by Hedy Jo Star and I also wrote a bit about the designer. If you’re interested, you can get access for as little as one dollar a month!

I’ve got a lot going on right now. I’m teaching Introduction to Burlesque on Thursday nights, Isle of Tease is June first at House of Hatchets, and Devastasia starts teaching Introduction to Burlesque on Sunday on June 2nd. In July and August I’ll be teaching fan dancing!

And now, here’s your tip.

Check the ceiling height of your venue.

Performance spaces, especially for a niche art like ours, can be, shall we say, quirky, and there may not be a huge amount of clearance above. For example — a converted basement. While that’s fine for stand-up comedy, it’s not awesome for showgirl headdresses or fans.

I am not a particularly tall person and I have performed in places where I could touch the ceiling. Over-head fan sweeps would have been a disaster. However, if you know in advance, you can modify your movements (or choose a different act). The summer we performed on a harbor cruise, we reworked the choreography of our trio just a little bit to better accommodate the low ceiling of the ship’s interior space.

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Published in: on 24 May 2024 at 4:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Stripper’s Holiday, November 2023

Dear Constant Reader,

I found this in my drafts folder. Whoops!

Five years ago I attended Michelle L’amour’s Stripper’s Holiday. Follow the link to read about that experience and what exactly is a stripper’s holiday.

I was so excited when I heard she was offering SH again. There was so much interest, she decided to run two sessions and offered me a spot in the November one, which worked well with my schedule. Last time we were in Los Angeles, but Michelle now lives in Las Vegas. I haven’t been there in at least ten years!

I had a very easy flight (direct from Boston), which left in the afternoon. That was so weird — I’m used to getting up in the middle of the night for pre-dawn trips to the airport. Then I met up with Tessa Trueheart from upstate New York, who had been on the same flight and we waited for Red Velvet to arrive from San Francisco. Red was the only person, other than Michelle, that I knew in this group. In a lot of ways that was good — going into this with a mostly-rasa tabula.

Michelle picked us up and took us back to her place. Las Vegas sure has changed since I was last there! It been over a decade at least. There definitely wasn’t a stadium before…

Michelle’s rather swanky apartment complex had a guest suite, where we were staying. It worked out extremely nicely that it happened to be right next door to her apartment. Once there we met Dinah Dare, from Glasgow, Scotland, who was barely awake. The rest of us weren’t much better and went to bed soon after meeting Lavendelle, from Fort Wayne, Indiana, and Demi Entendre from Tulsa, Oklahoma who were staying in Michelle’s living room. There was supposed to be one more person, but she unfortunately had Covid and canceled.

For the next four days, we would go over to Michelle’s in the late morning for breakfast and receive the food tour. That is, there were a lot of options spread out over the kitchen (we had a number of people with food restrictions and Michelle has her own requirements) from which one could assemble their plate. No one went away hungry. 

At noon we were in the studio where we were joined by our fellow strippers, who were locals: Meilani Venus, Glitter Ginger, and Buttercup. For the next four hours we worked. Hard.

Every session started with a warmup. Then we’d work on technique or learn a choreography. These were real challenges, as befit an advanced workshop. I was sweating so much as we drilled our boa choreography that bits of ostrich feather were sticking to me in a not particularly sexy fashion. 

Each day three people would present a routine for feedback from Michelle. I was in the first group with Dinah and Buttercup. Performing for other performers is always nerve-wracking, but performing for Michelle freaking L’amour, knowing you’ll get critique is a whole nother level. Yes, I know that’s what I was there for, but my lizard brain wouldn’t stop freaking out.

After everyone performed and got their feedback, we would have a relaxing movement session to close things out and go back to Michelle’s for dinner. Once again we had the food tour and many delicious options. I am definitely making the butternut squash stelline “risotto” sometime.

On the last day, everyone performed their acts again for a final round of feedback. We also received Michelle’s initial notes from when she viewed our videos, so we could really see how far we’d come.
Last day in the studio
It wasn’t all hard work! Although I was still on East Coast time and was pleased that I could stay awake until 10pm, others went on nighttime excursions. One night some folks went to The Haunted Museum, and the next to Lost Spirits Distillery to see Michelle perform. I stayed behind with the others for snacks and conversation before climbing into bed to do my crossword puzzle. I am such a party animal.

I did join everyone for dinner at Tacotarian, a vegan taco restaurant. I’m not a big fan of fake meat, but there were some purely veggie offerings and the batter-fried avocado tacos were delightful! Tacoterian
Then drinks at Stray Pirate, a dog-pirate themed bar (trust me — it worked). The decor was excellent, but it was crowded and very noisy. I hear the drinks were excellent, but I knew even one cocktail on top of jet lag and a very physical day would put me out. I was just about getting tired of standing and having trouble hearing anyone when a table opened up. I ended up having an excellent conversation with Demi. Stray Pirate
The last night we all went to The Fluff Follies at The Mint Tavern. I hadn’t seen Audrey Deluxe since I did Burlesque Bingo in The Before Times. The show was fun — fluffy like the name implied — and had some creative acts and talented performers. It was inspiring to see Michelle perform with her huge fan. 

The highlight for me was that Tiffany Carter was in the audience! It was so good to see her. She, Demi, and I all have something in common, which isn’t something I talk about muchMina, Demi, and Tiffany Carter

The last day was travel day. Some of my fellow strippers were gone before I even woke up. Those that remained — Dinah, Demi, me, and Michelle — spent some leisurely time in the hot tub, before Michelle drove Dinah and me to the airport for the long flights back to reality.
Hot tub
I was back in my own bed before 2am.

As for my act and some overall thoughts about the event, you’ll have to wait. Hopefully not another six months…

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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Tomorrow is Isle of Tease at Deacon Giles Speakeasy! We’ve got a whole bunch of fun tropical acts for you — some fan favorites, some brand new — and some spectacular costumes. I can’t wait to see what delicious delights the bartender whip up!

Also, Introduction to Burlesque classes start next week! Although the Early Bird discount just ended, we’re still offering our new “Bring a Friend” special — register for all 4 classes and bring a friend for half price (or get a 25% discount on two registrations, depending on how you want to look at it).

One last note, the BeauTease and B.A.B.E. both use a ticketing service called Humanitix. They’re a charity who donates profits from the ticketing fees to other charities. Earlier this week, the Meta-bots, in their infinite wisdom deemed Humanitix a cybersecurity issue and removed all events, ads, and posts with links to their site. Days before a show. Yay.

Anyway, here’s your tip:

Make a mock up.

When trying out a new pattern or design for a costume or clothing do a test version first to check the fit and try out any new techniques. I can’t recommend this enough if you’re using an expensive fabric or don’t have much to spare. Get all the dumb mistakes out on the first go-round.

The traditional material for mock ups is unbleached muslin. You can also use old bedsheets, tablecloths, or curtains from around the house or the thrift store. It’s recycling!

However, if you make your mock up from a less-precious fabric that you like, you’ll end up with a wearable garment!Mrs. Maisel dress at CC39
This is my mock up of Mrs. Maisel’s red dress (season one). I made it in black linen before trying to make it out of red silk (which I will do… someday…). I’m glad I did because parts of it were very fiddly and I had to redo the skirt a couple of times. Linen is much more forgiving than silk when you need to rip out stitches and resew.

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Published in: on 17 May 2024 at 2:53 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Tale of a Tree

Dear Constant Reader,

You have probably hear me talk at length about our sour cherry tree. We planted it not long after moving into The Manor and over the years it grew from a tiny tree, producing maybe a pound of cherries, to a two-story beauty, giving us more cherries than we could pick.

tree in bloom

blossoms cherries on tree

For three or four weeks every June and July, everything would be cherries at The Manor. I would spend all my free time baking and preserving and trying new recipes. I know plenty of people who looked forward to being invited over for some cobbler or being gifted with a jar of jam. Betty would come over and steadily pick cherries until there was no more room in our fridge. The last harvest she gave a gallon or so to Deacon Giles who turned them into the most delicious cocktail cherries. Despite her diligent work, we usually were only able to pick a percentage of the fruit and eventually let the birds have the rest.

Last year the blossoms on the tree were not nearly as luxuriant, but I knew it had been a bad winter for stone fruit trees. We only got about a pound of fruit (as opposed to 35-40 lbs. most years) and when the leaves started dropping prematurely, I called an arborist. He suggested we wait until spring, just to see if it recovered after a proper winter.

I am sad to say, my friends, it did not recover.

I am grateful wasn’t home on the day it was cut down. I was prepared for it, having done my hysterical crying and mourning already when I realized there was no hope for the tree. But I didn’t need to see it come down. The crew saved the largest parts of the trunk for us, so Scratch can make something beautiful with the wood.
stump

A week later the guys were back with a stump grinder and all that was left of our beloved tree was wood chips.no tree

But all is not lost. When the arborist warned me that even if the tree recovered, it still might not have too much longer. So, last fall I bought a new Montmorency cherry tree and have been growing it in a tub in the back yard. I sprung for the most mature tree I could get, but it’s still only a wee baby.

Yesterday, it moved into its new home!
baby tree planted

It already has a cherry! I know we have to be patient to get the kind of harvests we used to, but before long we will be blessed with a wealth of cherries.

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Published in: on 16 May 2024 at 4:56 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! It’s lovely out today and we are just over one week away from Isle of Tease at Deacon Giles! Do you have your tickets? We’ve got some great new acts for you!

This week’s tip is for audience members and I’m sorry I’ve got to give it.

Stay off the stage.

I know that seems obvious, but you’d be surprised.

I have definitely been in shows where security has had to keep patrons from joining the show. I’m glad you’re inspired, but the performers are the ones here to entertain the audience. 

I remember one not-sober college student becoming so besotted with Dominique that she ran on stage and tried to hug Dominique in the middle of her act. Dominique gently led her to the side of the stage where someone took charge of her. That’s a bit disruptive, but not dangerous. Although sometimes it can be dangerous.

What sparked this tip was video I saw recently of Lavendelle, one of my Stripper’s Holiday compatriots. As she stood on a folding chair in her platform stilettos, facing the back of the stage, someone came up and smacked her on the ass. There are so many things wrong with that. Not only is it potentially assault (maybe even sexual assault), she was certainly not expecting it and could have lost her careful balance and been injured.

Please note, I’m not talking about when audience members are invited onto the stage. Sometime a volunteer is needed for something or it’s someone’s birthday and they’re going to be celebrated. That’s done with everyone’s consent.

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Published in: on 10 May 2024 at 5:05 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Striporama

Dear Constant Reader,

Whilst I was swooning on my invalid’s couch I might as well watch a movie and write a review. I should have picked a different movie because I had so many questions from this one

StriporamaStriporama, 1953, directed by Jerald Intrator (Something Weird Video release)

Unlike most burlesque movies of the time, Striporama tries to have a plot or at least a frame story. The New York Council of Culture is choosing the forms of entertainment to put into a time capsule and they are all agreed that burlesque has no place. Cut to two comics (Jack Diamond and Mandy Kay) bumbling around their apartment. The gags are pretty typical of burlesque comedy, only notable for one where a picture of their dream girl comes to life and… it’s Bettie Page! She dances in a tiny fringe bikini and notably speaks a few lines before vanishing leaving the comics to wake up in each other’s arms.

Cut back to the Council of Culture where the comics, led by Charles Harris (the straightman) burst in, dressed as gangsters and force the councilmen to watch a burlesque film. It went something like this: (this is long; for my summary go here.)

A parade of scantily-clad women, presumably The Venus Beauties, enter one by one and sit in a semi-circle. Each one is carrying a staff with a heart on top with one letter that, of course, spells out “BURLESQUE”. There’s an off-camera “tit singer” warbling about the Goddess of Love. The camera is particularly focused on the women’s legs.

Georgia Sothern, speaking in rhyme, introduces the four types of strippers (g-string quartet). She portrays them all: the baby-doll type: dressed in frills and ruffles;  the slow and easy type: slinking across the stage;  the wild and woolly type: Georgia’s typical fast and furious dance;  and the literary genius: a clear Gypsy Rose Lee impression (Gypsy and Georgia were best friends). In no case does she take off more than one garment. The clip felt like it was taken out of a larger context.

We see a woman undressing in silhouette in her window. At the end, she turns out the light, never having shown herself.

The comics do a sketch set in the jungle. I’ll be honest here — I don’t find a lot of classic burlesque comedy funny, so I skipped over this after getting the gist.

Marinette and Andre perform a Danse Apache on a Parisian street scene. This was pretty nifty. Not only is it a feat of athleticism and skill, I recently learned a lot about the history which I might share in a future post. These two were amongst the few credited performers that I could match with their acts.

Back to the comics, this time on a carnival set, where there are magic tricks involving eggs and hats.

Rosita Royce is the first of the star stripteases. One by one, her signature doves fly out and settle on her arms (protected with sequined sleeves) and headdress. Despite the stories that she had trained her doves to undress her, she takes off her own dress, no mean feat with multiple doves balanced on her arms. Her underlayer is relatively modest with a bra and full, rather drapey panties and even a large jewel covering her navel. However, while she had the dress on, I think she was wearing a g-string. I’m pretty sure I could see her bare bum through the sheer dress.

For more comedy we go to a harem where a pasha tells his assembled wives and daughters (presumably the Venus Beauties again) that he is going to honor a brave American sailor who saved his life during the war. The sailor can have his pick of four of the pasha’s daughters, but they will come before him one by one. If he rejects one, he can’t choose her later. Three of the daughters bellydance for him, but he turns them down. The pasha offers his most precious daughter. Cut to a bathing room.

As attendant prepare a (rather obviously empty) tub, Bettie Page prepares to bathe. I found her dipping her toe into the “water” to test the temperature funnier than the comedians. Next you see her in a tub full of soap bubbles, in which she joyfully plays.

Back in the harem, the last daughter dances for the sailor, and as the last one he must marry her and of course, when she removes her veil, it’s the other comic. *rim shot*

The comics return on the same carnival set as the magic trick sketch. Mr. America, a well-muscled man, performs feats of strength. He plays the trumpet while flexing his pecs, he performs a Cossack-style dance while playing the harmonica with a woman sitting on his shoulders, one of the comics puts on a harness and Mr. America picks him up using his teeth. For the finale, he effortfully lifts a 1000 pound barbell, which, of course, the comic easily picks up for the punchline. Although credited only as Mr. America, apparently it was fitness guru Jack LaLanne.

At last some more stripping. Georgia Sothern does a kind of a poor woman’s Lili St. Cyr on a set crowded with furniture. She’s reclining on a chaise in a robe reading a magazine when the phone rings. After the call, she slips behind a screen and joyfully removes the robe and puts on a gown. Then she adds a fur coat and a corsage. Another phone call, which ends poorly. Angrily she rips off the corsage, then the coat, then she goes back to the screen, returns to the robe. Finally she flops down onto the chaise and picks up her magazine again.

Cut back to the set, now cleared of almost all the furniture, and Georgia does her famous head-bobbing striptease. Like Rosita above, she only takes off one garment, a gown, and she’s basically full dressed underneath — panel skirt, drapey panties, bra, and navel jewel.

The movie ends here, but apparently there was a bit more where the Council agrees (of course) to add burlesque to the time capsule. It’s missing from the Something Weird print, which as far as I can tell, is the only one available.

But wait, you say, that poster advertises Lili St. Cyr. Where is she? Patience, my friends.

tl;dr.
Striporama is a bit higher-end than many other burlesque movies. Typically a burlesque movie was filmed in black and white and often with a fixed camera as though you were in the audience at a theatre, (aka as cheaply as possible), usually in an actual theatre.  This appears to be multi-camera, on a number of different sets, as well as in color.

For a movie promising a “striporama”, there’s very little actually stripping. Only Rosita Royce and Georgia Sothern (neither in the credits) perform anything close to a striptease and what they do perform is quite modest. They don’t go down to pasties and even cover their navels.

Since there’s no MC or title cards, like in other burlesque movies, I don’t know where the other performers in the credits appear, particularly Pat Lombard, Nola Lee, Betty Tunell, Doris Mackenzie, Anne Slayton.

According to some posters, Lili St. Cyr’s act “Cinderella’s Love Lesson”, was originally included, but I’ve seen it as a stand-alone film with credits from a different production company. Apparently it was pretty common for burlesque films to be cut up and repackaged. I’m wondering if the strip features were taken from elsewhere and inserted amongst the footage shot by Intrator and crew. It would explain why the stripteasers are credited on the posters, but not the film itself.

I’d be interested to see if any print other than the SWV version exists.

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Published in: on 7 May 2024 at 3:03 pm  Leave a Comment  
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