Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Before we get to this week’s tip, the voting updates!

In the dress department:

    Folkwear Fifties Fit & Flair, V-necked style — 3 votes.

    Butterick 4919, version B –2 votes

    Craftsy Bombshell Dress — 1 1/2 votes

    Butterick 5813, version B and Butterick 5556, version A — 1 vote each

    Butterick 4790, 2 tone version — 1/2 vote

Leave a comment on the original post to cast your vote. I’m collecting votes until Monday and I’ll announce the winner on Tuesday

And in the The Teaseday Club race, Brigitte Bisoux is still in the lead, with Dagny Vanderlust in a strong second. Betty Blaize, Scratch and Peril S. Curves are tied for 3rd. Beau Blush, Ginny Nightshade, and Sarah Blodgett are bringing up the rear. Want to help any of them out? Buy your ticket! Again, you have until Monday and you’ll find out the winner on Tuesday.

You been very patient, Constant Reader, and here’s your reward. A tip!

Start your show on time.

The only reason to delay the curtain is that so many audience members are pouring in that they can’t be seated immediately. But the cast and crew should be ready to rock & roll right on time. Ten minutes is probably the longest you want to hold. It’s helpful to have “doors at” and “show at” on your promo material in hopes of getting the audience in place on time. Give the cast & crew a reasonable call time. 2 hours before curtain works well for us.

M2

Published in: on 10 May 2013 at 10:03 am  Leave a Comment  
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In the Lead

Dear Constant Reader,

On Monday I asked for you to chose what dress I should make next. Read all about it here, if you missed my deathless prose.

So far, Folkwear Fifties Fit & Flair, V-necked style, is in the lead with 2 votes.

Craftsy Bombshell Dress has 1 1/2 votes (some people picked a 2nd choice. I didn’t explicitly say you could only pick one dress, but I’m weighting the 2nd choice as a half vote.)

With one vote each, Butterick 4919, version B and Butterick 5813, version B.

And a half vote for Butterick 4790, 2 tone version.

It’s not to late to have your vote count. Just leave a comment on the original post.

Speaking of voting, The Teaseday Club is meeting again on Tuesday, May 14th and they’re having a little contest. When you buy your ticket in advance, you get to pick a performer to support (and you save on the at-the-door price). The performer who brings in the most guests gets a fabulous prize. So far Brigitte Bisoux is in the lead, followed by Betty Blaize, and then Scratch. Beau Blush, Dagny Vanderlust, Ginny Nightshade, Peril S. Curves, and Sarah Blodgett are working to catch up.

So get out there and vote, whether it’s for my dress or a Teaseday performer. Or both!

M2

Published in: on 8 May 2013 at 9:35 am  Comments (2)  
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Dress Me

Dear Constant Reader,

I have a problem. I buy patterns and then they sit in my filing cabinet (or worse, are strewn all over the floor as I pretend I’m about to use them). They’re so sad when they aren’t being turned into clothing. I want you to help me with this problem!

For the next week, I’m going to let you pick what dress I should make next. Just leave a comment below and the dress with the most votes wins! I’ll make that one and keep you updated on my progress from fabric to wearable, hopefully with lots of pictures. Make sure to specify which version of the pattern you like; most have at least 2 variations. Click the picture to go to the full description.

Win-win: I get a new dress *and* lots of content for upcoming posts. You get to peek into my sewing room and possibly hear me curse a lot. With any luck, I’ll schedule a shoot or something so you can see the winning outfit in all its glory — not a crummy cell phone shot in the mirror.

The candidates are :

Folkwear Fifties Fit & Flair

Folkwear Glamour Girl Dress

Butterick 4790

Butterick 4919

Butterick 5214

Butterick 5281

Butterick 5556

Butterick 5557

Butterick 5813

Butterick 5882

Butterick 6582

Craftsy Bombshell Dress (no picture because it’s a class, not a pattern)

So, you have until next Monday to leave a comment with your vote!

M2

Published in: on 6 May 2013 at 10:11 am  Comments (8)  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

To zap a zit, dab on a little toothpaste before bed.

Seriously. It works. You’ve got to use paste, not gel, and you should make sure to put it only on the blemish, not on the surrounding skin. The pimple will be dried up in the morning. I’ve had great results more times than I can count. Wait… I mean, *my* skin is perfect. I never get zits. No, never. I have a friend, yeah, that’s it, a friend, who has had great results with this trick.

M2

Published in: on 3 May 2013 at 9:36 am  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Queen of the Air

Dear Constant Reader,

I recently received an advance reviewer’s copy of a new book, available in June. Since it’s about the circus, which is one of those topics sort of related to burlesque, I thought I would tell you a little about it.

Queen of the Air: A True Story of Love and Tragedy at the Circus by Dean Jensen (2013).

Born in 1891, Leopoldina Alitza Pelikan was destined to be a circus performer. Her grandparents and father ran small traveling circuses in Eastern Europe and her mother was a star trapeze artist. She began performing on the trapeze as a child and soon rose to stardom, as “Leitzel, Queen of the Air”, performing throughout Europe and for the Ringling Brothers’ Barnum & Bailey circus in America.

She performed on the trapeze, but her claim to fame was the Roman rings. Her specialty was one-armed planges: using a single ring for support, she would rock her body back and forth until she could fling her legs over her head, making a complete revolution around her right arm. Despite dislocating her shoulder with every flip she would execute a hundred or more at every show.

Alfredo Codona was also born into a circus family, in Mexico. He was also a trapeze artist, but as a flyer. When his sister, Victoria, a tight- and slackrope walker, was noticed and hired by The Ringling Brothers in 1909, Alfredo came along as a bonus. At 16 Alfredo was stunningly handsome, but he only had eyes for the diminutive Leitzel. She only let him court her clandestinely for the season and they went their separate ways.

Possibly to win over Leitzel, Alfredo became obsessed with perfecting The Triple, 3 somersaults in a row. This move, known as the Salto Mortale, had killed many trapeze flyers, but he refused to give up. It took him ten years to finally conquer it and it brought him stardom.

In 1928 the two great aerialists married. As the book promises, theirs was a turbulent story of love and tragedy, which I will not spoil.

The book alternates between the lives of the two performers, as they were only together late in their careers, which creates a bit of a disjointed narrative. Although the author based the book on interviews with people who knew the two personally, many details are so vivid that I suspect a fair amount of fictionalization. I found the book as a whole to be a little weak. However, I’m still interested in reading the author’s previous work, The Lives and Loves of Daisy and Violet Hilton: A True Story of Conjoined Twins.

There are only four photographs in the ARC, although, according to the publishing information, there will be 27 black & white photos in the final book. I can’t complain too much about the lack of illustration as the book cost me nothing and I got to read it months before the masses.

So, where’s the burlesque? Allow me to tell you.

It involves Leitzel’s mother, who has a pretty tragic story of her own. Nellie Pelikan was an equestrienne and acrobat in her family’s circus from the time she was five years old. Her family fell on hard times and she was “apprenticed” (really, sold) to Willie Dosta, a Scottish strongman with a single-wagon circus. He employed the twelve-year-old Nellie for one season before returning her to her family heavily pregnant.

Just weeks after she gave birth to Leitzel, Dosta came back to take Nellie for another tour and he trained her to be a trapeze artist. As La Belle Nellie, the aerialist, she was a hit, bringing fame and fortune to the tiny circus. After her third tour, playing ever bigger and better venues, Dosta returned her to her family to deliver a son. Shortly thereafter, she was freed from this abuse, but I’ll let you read about that yourself.

After years of stardom under the big top, La Belle Nellie reinvented herself as “Zoe, the Aerial Venus”. She entered with a lace parasol which was then suspended from the ceiling. Hanging from the handle by her teeth, she disrobed completely (or maybe to fleshings). With this act, she played all the best circus theatres in Europe and even had an extended engagement at Coney Island. I’m hoping her picture might be among the ones missing from my copy.

I’m recommending this for aerialists and circus buffs who really should know the story of these two great aerial performers. If you’re just in this for the burlesque, don’t sweat it.

M2

Published in: on 1 May 2013 at 2:42 pm  Leave a Comment  
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My Weekend

Dear Constant Reader,

Preparations for the weekend actually started on Wednesday when we were contacted to perform at a birthday party on Saturday. The birthday girl loves the movie Burlesque, so we were asked to dance to songs from the movie.

Except none of us had ever created a routine to any of the songs. Scratch was sure it wouldn’t be a problem for us to each come up with a new solo — after all, we had 3 whole days! That night at rehearsal Betty, Stella, and I ran though what we had come up with and left feeling pretty good about it.

On the big night, we were a big surprise for the birthday girl. I started things off with a fan dance to “Welcome to Burlesque”. Stella followed with an adorable striptease with a boa to “But I Am a Good Girl”. Scratch magically produced a “birthday card” for the guest of honor. Betty closed out the show with a high-energy strip to “Show Me How You Burlesque”.

After posing for pictures, we were done. It was early still and it seemed a shame just to go home when we were all dressed up, so we headed off to Backbar for some fabulous cocktails and delicious snacks. As usual, everything was great, especially the fig & pig jam and, I’m told, the Cherry Union cocktail. Stella had it as writ, but Scratch asked for it with vodka instead of gin. No shock, I had a champagne cocktail — a kir royale to be specific. Just as we were about to head out, our favorite bartender, Alex, brought over a wee dram of the violet sour milk punch. Amazing stuff.

Sunday we had our yard sale. We’ve been doing this burlesque thing for quite a while and have accumulated a lot of stuff. More stuff than we have room to store. Hence the yard sale. We had a lot of good stuff that has been supplanted by better stuff and we hoped it would go to someone who could use it. And a lot of it did.

I was delighted that we were one-stop shopping for singer Alissa Coates. She’s all set for her next gig with evening gown, gloves, and wireless microphone set. A small theatre company took some of the best audio and lighting equipment, including 2 really nice LED par 64s (listen to me sounding like I know what I’m talking about) for a bargain. Scratch even threw in a couple of pinspots for lagniappe.

Brigitte would write up the sales ticket that the customer would bring to Scratch to pay. And while she was at it, she also gave them a card for The Teaseday Club *and* her business card to remind them to buy tickets in her name. She likes to win…

There were a few items that are left from the Yard Sale, just in case you were interested… like 2 blacklights, a 1-ton beam clamp (aerialists know what I’m talking about) new in the box, some halogen worklights, and 2 torso mannequins. Interested? Let me know and we can negotiate.

Betty as Captain BurlesqueAnd here’s Captain Burlesque (aka Betty) wearing a few items including the infamous Spaaaace Apron.

M2

Published in: on 29 April 2013 at 3:31 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Time for a tip!

If your hair looks greasy, comb a little baby powder or cornstarch through it.

Make sure you get all the powder out! You can buy dry shampoos, but this works just as well, especially in a pinch.

M2

Published in: on 26 April 2013 at 10:54 am  Leave a Comment  
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Expo: The Newcomers’ Showcase

Dear Constant Reader,

I love this event. I’m very happy that The Expo provides this opportunity for new performers and I’m thrilled to help host it. Everyone brings their A-game and there is an energy that is rarely found amongst seasoned pros.

This year was no exception for wonderful performers. We switched things up by having the variety performers interspersed amongst the burlesque instead of having the separate Sideshow Ball. I think it made things even more fun.

It’s always wonderful to see performers in The Newcomers’ Showcase one year who then appear in The Main Event (or The Last Chance Speakeasy this year) the next. (Ruby Solitaire, Amber Rane, and Delilah Spring all come to mind.)

I also want to single out Bella Russe, who made her debut in December at The Burlesque Marathon. She opened the show and it was lovely to see how she has grown and improved in such a short time.

My heart swells with pride when I see former B.A.B.E. students take the stage, like Dagny Vanderlust and Ginny Nightshade this year (both of whom will be at The Teaseday Club on May 14th). But I am most thrilled to introduce the “Burlesque Your Way” students.

This year we had 2 graduates who made it through the 6-week program to create their own routines and present them at The Expo! Bella Viva and Cheri Fluster knocked ’em dead. I know they were nervous, but they both did beautifully. I’m hoping to see more from them in the future.

This year I handed out blue “Super Star” ribbons to every Newcomer because they are all are!

And that’s the end of the reports from The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2013. I will now return to my regular schedule (ha!) of epistles.

M2

Published in: on 25 April 2013 at 11:59 am  Leave a Comment  
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Expo: Tea Party

Dear Constant Reader,

On Sunday afternoon, after the conference is over, but before the evening’s show, I host a little tea party. This year my co-hostesses were Brigitte Bisoux and Mimi Mischief. I don’t think we took any photos which is a shame because we were freaking adorable with our full skirts and aprons. I made the aprons Brigitte & I wore out of fabric with a tiny print of wee teacups and they tied with pink satin sashes, but Mimi, a costuming student, wore one of her own creations.

The party was sponsored by Jacqueline Hyde Emporium, who provided all the tea and made it possible for us to have yummy little sandwiches, scones, and tiny cakes. Jacqueline herself had a family emergency and couldn’t attend, which made me so sad, as I’m sure people would have been snapping up tea from her right & left.

We served:

  • Royal Muse– Jasmine green tea
  • Nervous Beats — Coconut black tea (this was was incredibly popular. Not just coconut *flavored*; there were shreds of coconut in with the tea leaves.)
  • Bad Things — Peach oolong (my personal favorite)
  • Lust ‘N Love — Passion fruit and orange black tea
  • Strip Tea — Rooibos
  • It’s a nice way to relax and socialize after the intensity of the weekend and to get ready to enjoy The Newcomer’s Showcase.

    M2

    Published in: on 24 April 2013 at 11:21 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Expo: Pool Party

    Dear Constant Reader,

    After The Main Event there’s a party in the hotel pool. There’s much drinking, splashing, and dancing. The latter due to the fabulous surf band The Waveriders. They play all our favorite tunes for shimmying.

    Everyone wears their bathing best, which can get pretty elaborate. I wish I had a picture of Betty who was entirely in red: bathing suit, giant rose hair flower (made by The Shanghai Pearl), red rhinestone jewelry set (from Su’ad & Farasha), and red-soled Loubetons (yes, really).

    I like to think my entrance made a splash (pun intended). I was carried in by Brigitte & Evie. Why did I need to be carried?

    expo-2013----cherry-k-tomatoes_(photo by Cherry Killer Tomatoes)

    Gorjess IG(photo by Gorejess)

    M2

    Published in: on 23 April 2013 at 4:10 pm  Leave a Comment  
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