Review: Literary Rogues

Dear Constant Reader,

Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors by Andrew Shaffer (2013).

I was introduced to the works of Andrew Shaffer when Naked Girls Reading did a nationwide event tied to the launch of his book Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love. The Boston chapter was fortunate enough to have an appearance by the author himself. We were surprised and delighted to learn of a thank you in the acknowledgements of his new book and decided it was only right to include a selection in our next salon (little did we know at the time that it would be the last).

Literary Rogues follows a similar format to Great Philosophers: short, entertaining profiles of bad boys (and girls) of literature, focusing on said bad behavior. The book proceeds chronologically from the Marquis de Sade through The Romantics, The Decadents, The Lost Generation, The Beat Generation, and on to Gen X. There’s lots of drugs, drinking, sexual shenanigans, mental illness, and general misbehaving from some of the greatest writers in western literature. Many of the stories end in suicide — intentional or gradual.

The book is well researched, with a section of endnotes to prove it, and a selected bibliography for further reading. Lest the dread word “research” frighten you off, the writing is light and conversational and the stories both funny and horrifying. Shaffer makes no excuses for his subjects’ behavior, but nor does he moralize. His commentary is frequently irreverent, but he never belittles the talents of the writer in question.

I think of this as a good nightstand book, a chapter or two a night is a nice treat before bed. And you’ll probably want to look up the works of some of these talented, troubled writers.

M2

Published in: on 20 March 2013 at 3:35 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Busy Saturday

Dear Constant Reader,

It certainly was a whirlwind of a Saturday night for me.

It started off with Green and Bare It, the last Naked Girls Reading salon. You can find out what we read by going to the Naked Girls Reading Boston blog.

After bidding my fellow Naked Girls adieu with promises to get together soon, Scratch, Vikki Likkerish, and I headed off toward the Mardi Gras Ball. It was still early, so we popped into the Green Street Grill for some fortification. They make fantastic mussels. I know there was fennel, probably white wine, I’m pretty sure I tasted lemon, and maybe a touch of cream. So good.

Upon reaching T.T. the Bear’s, Scratch & I were enthusiastically greeted by half a dozen young ladies outside smoking. They were so excited to see us and couldn’t wait for the performances. It was like being a rock star.

We caught up with the other Babydolls and friends and I was informed of the plan for the evening. You see, the stage at T.T.’s is small to start with, crammed with musicians, and, let’s face it, kind of nasty. It’s a bad idea to drop your costume pieces on the stage, so we always use catchers — someone who stands right up front to whom you can toss your stuff. So, the plan was, catch for whoever went before you and buy a shot for whoever went after. Got it.

We were all performing tonight. In the past it’s been one to three of us, but this was the 20th anniversary show and the audience was getting all 6. We used the acts we developed in The July Project, so the band learned 6 new songs, just for us, one of which required a singer.

Just because I know you’re curious, the dancers and songs (in order) were:
Devora, Blue Prelude
Brigitte, Tombstone Blues
Betty, One Monkey Don’t Stop No Show (this was the one with the singer)
Evie, Black & Tan Fantasy
Mina, The Mooche
Stella, Moonglow

When I was getting ready to go on, the band was a little confused as to whether the next song was “The Mooche” or “Moonglow”. Scratch figured I could improvise to “Moonglow”, if it came to that, but then realized Stella, who had a strong storyline, would be screwed if she had to try to do her act to “The Mooche”. He made sure things got back on track.

Working with a live band is amazing! There’s so much more energy on stage and in the crowd. We were all very, very focused while dancing because we didn’t rehearse with the band and the song is never *exactly* like the CD. Sometimes they riff a little, change up the tempo a bit, or hold some notes a tad longer. It’s fun and keeps us on our toes.

I saw some cameras in the crowd, so maybe some photos will eventually emerge.

M2

Published in: on 18 March 2013 at 1:13 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,


We were all shocked and saddened to hear that The Boston Phoenix is shutting its doors after 47 years. This is your last chance EVER to vote for The Boston Babydolls for Best Burlesque from The Phoenix. And Jennifer Pelland for Best Author. And anyone/anything else you think is swell.


It wouldn’t be Friday without a tip…

Remove your makeup before you go to sleep.

No matter how tired you are! Your skin needs a chance to breathe. And as long as you’re taking the time to take your makeup off, you can surely spare a moment or two to moisturize. I like The New 20 Night Cream from Xerion Skin Science.

M2

Published in: on 15 March 2013 at 9:30 am  Leave a Comment  
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Costume Exhibit

Dear Constant Reader,


Please vote for The Boston Babydolls once a day every day! Voting closes tomorrow!


One of my favorite parts of The Great Burlesque Exposition is the Costume Exhibit. BettySioux Tailor has been curating it for the past 4 years and always does a beautiful job. It showcases both historic and contemporary costumes and accessories (which includes the Wall O’ Pasties).

In the past visitors have seen costumes worn by:

Costume Exhibit 2010

Costume Exhibit 2012

  • Angie Pontani
  • Ann Corio
  • April March
  • Betty Blaize
  • BettySioux Tailor
  • Blitzen von Schtupp
  • Catherine D’Lish
  • Dita Von Teese
  • Dusty Summers
  • Jo Weldon
  • Lady Josephine
  • Lily Ann Rose
  • Mara Gaye
  • Michelle L’amour
  • Midnite Martini
  • Mina Murray
  • Nita and Zita
  • Orchid Mei
  • Satan’s Angel
  • Scarlett Letter
  • Serendipity Galore
  • The Shanghai Pearl
  • Tiffany Carter
  • … and probably a few more that I’ve forgotten.

    This year, besides the hand selected costumes from some of the finest collections, The Expo is inviting performers from the greater burlesque community to submit their costumes for consideration. If you have a costume that fits with the theme of luck, gambling, money, Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Monte Carlo, &c., fill out this form, and maybe your costume will be selected for display!

    Costumer or no, you should definitely come see the exhibit and a fan admission, which gets you into the exhibit hall on both days, is only $15.

    M2

    Published in: on 14 March 2013 at 9:42 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Naked Girls Reading for the last time

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    Please vote for The Boston Babydolls once a day every day! Voting closes on Friday!


    This Saturday night, Naked Girls Reading Boston will present Green and Bare It, our last salon. Yes, you heard me right. Naked Girls Reading HQ has decided not to renew our license. They “just aren’t convinced that the Boston chapter is positioned to remain a viable part of Naked Girls Reading moving forward”. I’m not quite sure what that means.

    As befits Boston, we’re going out on an Irish note! All the readings celebrate the Emerald Isle in some way. We’re going to have another Choose Your Own Adventure reading with audience voting. And there will be a selection from Andrew Shaffer’s new book, Literary Rogues: A Scandalous History of Wayward Authors. Personally, I’ll be reading from Frank McCourt’s Angela’s Ashes and some poetry by W.B. Yeats.

    You can buy tickets here to see myself, Lady Gray, Vikki Likkerish, and Jena Kitten reading naked for the last time.

    If you think Boston deserves to continue to have a chapter of Naked Girls Reading, drop a note to the new managers, Elly & A.J., at nakedgirlsreading@gmail.com. Maybe, just maybe, with enough support, they’ll change their minds.

    As a thanks for your support of Naked Girls Reading (and for voting yet again) here is my favorite naked reading picture.

    mina-ngr

    M2

    Published in: on 13 March 2013 at 10:06 am  Leave a Comment  
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    On Rabbits

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    Last night I was tired and didn’t feel like cooking a feast for one. I decided to have high tea instead of supper. High tea is *not* the fancy meal with the dainty sandwiches and little cakes. That’s “afternoon tea” or (although nobody calls it so) “low tea”, because it’s taken at a low tea table. High tea is in the early evening, usually taken by those too tired and hungry to wait for the late hour of dinner. It’s high, like “It’s high time we had something to eat”. Also, because it’s eaten at a high dining table.

    High tea dishes are often hearty, but I tend to think of it as quick comfort food, often on toast.

    I made English rabbit. You’re probably familiar with Welsh rabbit. Some call it “rarebit”, but I’m in the “rabbit” camp. It’s the older term, and I’m all about the history. Besides, I think it’s charming and matches up nicely with Scotch Woodcock.*

    Welsh rabbit (or rarebit) is toast topped with cheese sauce and then broiled. Sort of like cheese fondue without the dipping part. I don’t care for it because the sauce is made with beer, which is not to my tastes.

    English rabbit is made with wine, thusly:

    Take 2 slices of bread and toast them very lightly. If they’re slightly stale, you can skip this. Put the bread on a baking tray and pour a little red wine over each slice. Just enough that it softens the bread, but not enough that it gets soggy. Dot the bread with a little butter and toast it again.

    In a saucepan, melt together some cheese, a little butter, a spoonful or two of sharp mustard, and some more wine. The proper cheese for this is a sharp cheddar, but we didn’t have much, so I used mostly mozzarella with a little cheddar for flavor. The sauce should be thick.

    Pour the sauce over the wine-toast and stick it all under the broiler until the cheese browns & bubbles. Eat with a mug of tea. And a big white cat purring by your side.**

    M2
    * Another high tea sort of dish — toast, spread with anchovy paste and topped with soft scrambled eggs. It’s something I would never eat, but I can appreciate the whimsy of the name.
    ** Optional, but optimal.

    Published in: on 12 March 2013 at 9:46 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Warming Up Again

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    Last night, at rehearsal Evie was raring to lead a calisthenic warm up. I begged her for no squats; my knee was bugging me. While we all stretched the conversation turned to kickboxing workouts. Someone thought we each probably knew enough moves to have a warm up, but no one person knew enough to lead.

    And so we ended up playing Minsky’s with some violence. Evie started with those knee raises where you’re slamming your enemy’s head. I picked cross punches. D.D. went with some crazy jumping jack variation. Stella did traveling jabs. Betty drew upon Kalari for ducking and striking with a heel kick. Brigitte was feeling silly and had us all dance Gangnam style. And there was more. It was exhausting, but we sure were warm!

    M2

    Published in: on 11 March 2013 at 10:21 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Shiny!

    Dear Constant Reader,


    Please vote for The Boston Babydolls once a day every day! We only have a few days left!


    I think I mentioned before that all the costumes for our Expo performance are brand new. I volunteered to be in charge of the pasties. Usually when working in such large quantities, we use a lower grade of rhinestone. In my research, the best price I found was for actual Swarovskis! Buying in quantity has its advantages. And the shipping was super-fast. They arrived on Friday afternoon.

    I spent Friday evening making a dozen pastie forms, covered in silver lame. They looked like wee UFOs. Despite my desire to jump on in, I waited until Saturday to start the rhinestoning. I restrained myself after one pair. I know some of the Babydolls want to do some of the work join the fun.

    And here is the result (and probably the only peek at the costume until the Rhinestone Revue):

    New pasties
    Tada! (or perhaps “ta-ta”)

    M2

    Published in: on 10 March 2013 at 9:04 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,


    The rumor mill tells me that voting has been extended until the 15th. The Boston Babydolls need every vote we can get, every day from now until the 15th. One vote per IP address per day! It only takes a few clicks of the mouse and you’ll feel satisfied all day. Think of it as a good habit, like brushing your teeth, only you’re doing it for the sake of boobs.

    And if you would be so kind, vote for Jennifer Pelland for Best Author. She’s looking forward to losing, so let’s disappoint her.


    Here’s your tip!

    Perform within your comfort zone. Rehearse to expand that zone.

    M2

    Published in: on 8 March 2013 at 11:04 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Expo-sing Ourselves

    Dear Constant Reader,


    Please vote for The Boston Babydolls every day! We’re down to the last days! Rally the troops! Tell your friends! Victory party if we win!


    Every year The Boston Babydolls perform at The Great Burlesque Exposition. Sometimes we present a group number that we’ve done in our most recent show. Occasionally we create a brand new act just for The Expo, like last year. And like this year.

    Scratch came up with the concept and the music, then Betty created a choreography. We’ve been learning it while we were performing in The Bod of Avon (usually we suspend rehearsals during a show). Last night Betty finished teaching it. Now we have 3 weeks to beat the hell out of it.

    Our costumer is busily working away. Everything is being made brand-new for this act — nothing from our extensive closet. Rhinestones are on their way and I’m just itching to start making pasties. We’re all very excited!

    If you want to see this thing of beauty, come to The Rhinestone Revue on Friday, March 29th. And that’s all I’m going to tell you about it.

    And because voting is almost over, here’s a last little treat from our 2011 Victory Party. (Photo by Time Out Boston) That’s me, at the climax of my performance. The band held that final note for about as long as they could get away with…

    mina_0511ttdbabydollsphoenix02

    M2

    Published in: on 7 March 2013 at 10:12 am  Comments (1)  
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