Touring: Salem

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we were in Salem, MA at the Griffen Theatre. Most of the time it’s “The Witch’s Cottage”, but they took down (most of) the spooky stuff for our audience. We could still see the enormous bat attached to the ceiling above the stage.

On Saturday afternoon, along with friends from The Betsi Feathers, we made an appearance at A Beautiful Corset as living mannequins in the shop windows. I wore this corset. I’m grateful it wasn’t *quite* my size or I think I would have had to buy it right then and there.

Just as Ashley (our marketing gal) said it was time to get unlaced and back to the theatre, the clouds turned black and the skies opened up! The rain was torrential and the streets were awash. How were we going to get back to the theatre without assuming the appearance of drowned rats?

Scratch to the rescue! He pulled up his hard-working SUV as close to the store as possible (it was in a pedestrian square) and the first batch of dancers ran for it. He ferried us back to the theatre and went back for the rest. We ended up only a little damp.

Every show on this tour has been different so far, since not everyone has been available for every show. Betty Blaize was a guest at a dance conference this weekend, so her two numbers were out. One of our backup dancers was also out of town, so the two numbers she appeared in also had to be cut.

We added a new group number and Evie and Stella each had a new solo. But still, after Friday night, we felt the show seemed short. That’s when Stella said “I can learn Dagny’s part in Evie’s act.” So, instead of going out for drinks after the show, Evie taught Stella the choreography. Then Evie, Stella, and Gigi rehearsed it over and over again until Scratch was satisfied that it was up to our standards. Stella Diamond is one fast learner and great sport!

Now we have 2 weeks off and then we’re of to Portland, ME. Just because we’re not on the road, it’s not that we’re not busy! This Sunday I’ll be hosting Naked Girls Reading: Memory Lane with Jena Kitten, Lady Grey, and Fonda Feeling. We’ll be reading our favorite books from our childhood and there will be an audience participation “Choose Your Own Adventure” reading! Next Saturday, Scratch is presenting Mod Carousel’s “Wham! Bam! KaBOOM!”. Come see these Seattle’s super-sexy BOYlesque superheroes in the only Boston appearance of their transatlantic tour!

And lastly The Boston Academy of Burlesque Education has applied for a small business grant, but to even be considered, we need 250 votes! I feel like I’m always asking you all to vote for us, but I’ll swallow my pride again. You can use Facebook to log in, then search for businesses in Allston, MA. There’s just 5 days left and you only have to vote once.

Published in: on 25 June 2012 at 3:06 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

This weekend we are in Salem, MA! Before I go, here’s your Friday tip.

New shoes can be very slippery. Lightly score the soles with a craft knife to create some traction. A temporary solution is to spray the soles with hairspray; it’s sticky.

Published in: on 22 June 2012 at 11:55 am  Leave a Comment  
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Tour: Saratoga Springs

Dear Constant Reader,

This past weekend we took A (Re)Movable Feast to Saratoga Springs, NY. Why there? It’s the home of April March, The First Lady of Burlesque, and it was her birthday weekend. She graciously agreed to be our special guest star.

We arrived at the venue and found this:
upstairs

It was an old church and it is just as cavernous as it looks. The stage was probably about 4 feet high and the hall could have easily sat 700 people. Our intimate show was going to be lost in the vastness. Add to that, the dressing room was on the other side of the building and down a narrow and twisty set of stairs.

Fortunately, there was a rehearsal hall downstairs, which looked like this:
before

When we got done with it, it looked like this:
after

We brought in all of that gear ourselves. Okay, not the chairs; we rented those. But the lighting and sound equipment, the pipe & drape, the tables & cloths, and, of course, our costumes, set pieces, & props. Your Kickstarter dollars at work.

And we set it all up ourselves. There are no divas (not even me) amongst the Boston Babydolls during load in and strike. We were on a tight schedule Friday afternoon. We started around lunchtime and finished with just enough time to rehearse the show. I think rehearsal ended literally minutes before the house opened. Everyone worked hard to turn that bare hall into a theatre.

We had a great time performing with our special guests BettySioux Tailor, Mimi Mischief, and of course, April March. There was also shopping, drinking, and museum going, but that’s a missive for another time. I have a lot to do before The Dollhouse tonight!

Published in: on 21 June 2012 at 9:42 am  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Horrible Prettiness

Dear Constant Reader,

Horrible Prettiness: Burlesque and American Culture by Robert C. Allen (1991).

There was burlesque before striptease! In 1868 Lydia Thompson and her British Blondes brought burlesque to America. Professor Allen examines its effect on theatre and on society. Early burlesque was a form of musical satire. Popular tunes and themes were rewritten to spoof current social norms. Women were the stars and frequently played men, in abbreviated classical costumes, showing off their legs. “Thompsonian” burlesque was considered a threat to the cultural norms, giving women power and sexuality on stage.

By the 1890’s burlesque had changed so much that Lydia Thompson said she did not recognize the art form she had brought to America and it was going to change even further. For one thing, women lost their voices on stage and became merely objects of desire, showing their legs and even more and more. By the 1920’s striptease had become an indelible part of burlesque.

If you are interested in early burlesque, this is the book. It’s an academic work, thoroughly annotated, with a large bibliography.

Published in: on 20 June 2012 at 2:24 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

We’re on the road to Saratoga Springs! But I wouldn’t forget your Friday Tip.

Rehearsing in front of a mirror is good, but videotaping yourself is even better.

Put your ego away and watch yourself critically. You’ll find all sorts of areas for improvement — and good stuff too — that would have flashed by in the mirror.

Published in: on 15 June 2012 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Review: The American Burlesque Show

Dear Constant Reader,

I know Wednesdays are my book review day, but I know you’ll forgive me this lapse. Things have been a little higgledy-piggledy lately, what with the tour and me being sick *again*. I swear I’ve had this rotten cough 4 times this year. It usually knocks me flat for about 2 weeks. But the show must go on… Enough complaining, here’s your review.

The American Burlesque Show by Irving Zeidman (1967).

Mr. Zeidman is a self-proclaimed expert on burlesque. According to his bio he has “read almost everything written on this historically obscure phase of show business” and that “no burlesque theatre has opened on closed in the New York metropolitan area since 1930 without being subject to his personal scrutiny.” The result is a history of burlesque in America, from The Black Crook to the fading out of burlesque in his present day.

Each chapter takes on a single topic, such as the wheels, impressarios (including the Minskys, of course), strippers, comedy, candy butchers, and censorship. They’re roughly in a chronological order, showing the different facets of burlesque, but little linkage between chapters, creating almost individual essays rather than a narrative history. Not surprisingly, a lot of the focus is burlesque in New York. The author assumes his reader is familiar with burlesque already, so this isn’t the best introduction to the topic. He’s frequently snide about his subject, but occasionally affectionate, making the reader wonder where his sympathies lie. His closing remarks about sum it up: “American burlesque has given a livelihood to thousands upon thousand of performer, musicians, stagehands, ushers, producers, candy butchers and censors. It has provided countless hours of unmitigated boredom, and many other hours of genuine pleasure. It has served as a proving ground for talent. It may have given some surcease to the lonely, the derelict, the sexually driven. Beyond that, one cannot and should not hope for more, or expect less.”

There are some photographs throughout and a very limited bibliography.

Published in: on 14 June 2012 at 1:32 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Erratic in Heels

Dear Constant Reader,

You might remember my friend Sarah (aka former Babydoll and future Naked Girl, Vita Lightly). I mentioned her in a missive a while back about how I won a Breil watch in her first ever giveaway.

She’s been very busy lately, what with graduating from college and flying back and forth to Germany for modeling jobs. So she’s only just gotten around to announcing my excellent good fortune. Thanks, Sarah!

You should consider reading her blog, Erratic in Heels if you like fashion, cake, silliness, and wacky modeling adventures.

Published in: on 13 June 2012 at 10:46 am  Leave a Comment  

From the Archives

Dear Constant Reader,

First, I’d like to thank anyone who came out to see A (Re)Movable Feast this weekend. It was a great kick-off for our summer tour! Next we’ll be in Saratoga Springs, NY to celebrate the birthday of The First Lady of Burlesque, April March.

Second, thank you to everyone who has pledged to our Kickstarter campaign! We are less than $100 from giving every backer a *second* extra gift — and we have 13 days to go!

Finally, today’s treat.

Here is a page from the June 1943 issue of Mechanix Illustrated with an article entitled “The Mechanix of Gypsy Rose Lee”, about the sets used in her show “Star and Garter”. It’s a serious article about backstage mechanics — scenery and scene changes. Most of the illustrations are similarly serious: a diagram of a “jackknife” scene change or a photograph of a banks of lights. But they manage to sneak in the cheesecake, as you can see from the publicity photo of Gypsy. My favorite is a photo of backstage with the caption “Keep your eyes on the maze of ropes in this picture. They control the sets and drops for Star and Garter. Note the girls among ropes.” As though anyone would miss the showgirls parading toward the stage.

Other articles in the magazine include “War Wonders Of Radio”, “What Your Post-War Pleasure Boat Will Look Like”, “Modern Cigarette Boxes” (with diagrams and instructions), and “Ideas for the Victory Gardener”.

Published in: on 11 June 2012 at 11:06 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Before I get to your Friday tip, a note of thanks. Our Kickstarter campaign is now fully funded, actually overfunded, and we still have more than 2 weeks to go. This is fantastic! You all are amazing! Scratch keeps adding new incentives for new goals, so it’s not too late to join in the fun.

And now for your tip:

Don’t forget to eat.

I know this sounds really simple, but a lot of performers don’t like to eat before a show. And it’s easy to get distracted with all your pre-show preparations. However, it’s no fun to have your blood sugar crash when you’re on stage. Have a light meal a couple of hours before the show and keep some healthy snacks backstage — something you can just pop in your mouth with little fuss. I like baby carrots and grape tomatoes with hummus. Scratch is partial to nuts. He’d have to be in this industry. *rimshot*

I hope to see some of you in the audience of A (Re)Movable Feast tonight and tomorrow!

Published in: on 8 June 2012 at 1:02 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Review: Burlesque {and the New Bump-n-Grind}

Dear Constant Reader,

Before we get to the book review, I wanted to remind you that we have a Kickstarter campaign to help fund our tour this summer. There are some really fun gifts! I’m waiting for someone to go for the big one… dinner at Stately Babydoll Manor, prepared by Scratch and served by the Boston Babydolls.

Burlesque and the New Bump-n-Grind by Michelle Baldwin (2004).

I believe this was the first book written about the neo-burlesque movement and is certainly still the one most people reach for when they first discover burlesque. Michelle Baldwin (aka Vivienne VaVoom) looks at the origins of the new burlesque while paying tribute to its roots. She starts with a brief history of burlesque and some of the major historical influence on modern burlesque.

The rest of the book is devoted to neo-burlesque. She looks at its history, evolution, and influences. It’s peppered with profiles of industry leaders. Baldwin also explores costumes, styles, philosophy of performing, the audiences. There are photographs throughout, many taken in performance. The list of on-line resources might seem a little dated, as there is so much more out there now. Please note that this is not a book about performing burlesque, for that you need The Burlesque Handbook.

A lot has happened in burlesque since this book was published, but it remains the top book on the subject.

Published in: on 6 June 2012 at 11:48 am  Leave a Comment  
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