Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

We’re almost at the end of 2016! What a year it’s been! I can’t say that I’m sorry to see the back of it and I’m hoping for better times in 2017.

Here’s your tip!

Make a list of self-improvement goals for the coming year. Next year at this time, see how you did.

I don’t like New Year’s resolutions. They are, in the words of Mary Poppins, a pie crust promise — easily made, easily broken.

People set themselves hard, quantifiable goals like “I will go to the gym 5 days a week.” They’re probably good about it for a little while and then life gets in the way, the resolution is broken, and maybe the resolver feels guilty, maybe not. I prefer things like “I want to go to the gym more often.” It’s open ended. Think of it as things you want to work on, not things you must achieve. You’re trying to be better, not perfect.

Just for accountability, I’ll share my own list in a separate missive.

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

Published in: on 30 December 2016 at 1:36 pm  Leave a Comment  
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So Very Busy

Dear Constant Reader,

It feels like it’s very a very long time since I penned a missive that was not a Friday tip.

We’ve been very busy preparing for Twenty-SevenTease, our New Year’s Eve show at The Thalia, in its first use as an actual theatre.
It’s going to be a splendid show of opulent acts — some you’ve never seen before and some favorites — along with a little comedy, song, and magic, and appearances by our new interns! Please join us on Friday the 30th or New Year’s Eve!

We’ll also be appearing, early in the evening on New Year’s Eve, at Jazz from the Ashes at Aeronaut Brewing Company/Brooklyn Boulders Somerville. The party is shaping up to be a very interesting experience. I’m so intrigued to see it in full-swing! From there we’re running back to The Thalia for Twenty-SevenTease.

The Thalia is being built around us. We’ve basically been rehearsing in a construction site, but we can handle it! If you saw Wrathskellar Tales, you won’t recognize the space. It’s a work in progress, but so much progress has been made!

And to top everything else off, I’ve been moving out of the B.A.B.E. studio. We’ve been in that building for six years and it’s been a lot of work to return the space to its original state. Almost all of the B.A.B.E. and BeauTease paraphernalia is out, the dance floor is gone, and tomorrow the mirrors are coming down. I’m sad to leave, but exciting to be moving on.

See you at The Thalia!

M2

Published in: on 28 December 2016 at 3:17 pm  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! And happy Christmas Eve Eve and day before the first night of Hanukkah to those who celebrate.

Here’s your tip!

To keep your rhinestones sparkly, put them on after you’re done with your hair & makeup.

Fine particles like powdered cosmetics and hair spray can settle on rhinestones and dull their shine. Wait until after you’re all made up to put on your bling.

I could tell you how to polish your stones to renew their shine, but I think I’ll save that for another Friday.

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

Published in: on 23 December 2016 at 11:18 am  Leave a Comment  

Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! It’s extremely cold here in Boston. I hope you’re keeping warm!

Before I get to your tip, a few notes…

The Boston BeauTease will be presenting a fabulous New Year’s Eve show, which we’re calling Twenty Seven-Tease. Already have plans on NYE? Join us the night before for an early celebration!

I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be appearing in A Night of Classic Burlesque in Albuquerque, NM in March. The show is produced by Holly Rebelle and featuring Lola van Ella. I’m so excited to make my first trip to the Land of Enchantment and for such a wonderful show!

B.A.B.E. classes will be starting up again on January 3rd!

Here’s your tip, courtesy of Mr. Scratch:

If you want big sparkly balls for the ends of your boa, now’s the time to buy them. The store may think they’re Christmas decorations, but we know better!

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque. It makes a great holiday gift!

Published in: on 16 December 2016 at 2:47 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Here’s your tip!

Warm up before you stretch.

Stretching is not the same thing as warming up, although I’ve heard people use the terms as though they were synonymous. You want your muscles and joints to be nice and warm before you start stretching, to avoid injury. The warm up doesn’t have to be a major production, just 5-10 minutes of movement through all your body parts to get them warm and loose before you start stretching. Personally, I love the warm up on Kristina Nekyia’s Get Bent! and do it all the time.

You want to do things in this order to get the maximum benefit: warm up, stretch, work out/rehearse/perform/&c., stretch more and cool down. And if you’re working out: do cardio first and then strength training.

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

Published in: on 9 December 2016 at 2:10 pm  Leave a Comment  

Review: Queen of Hearts

Dear Constant Reader,

The Queen of Hearts – The Life and Times of a Golden Age Burlesque Star by Sandy McQueen (2014).

Sandy McQueen was a burlesque performer in the 1960’s & ’70’s, what she calls the “Golden Age”, predominantly on the West Coast. She got her start in the Bay Area as a teenager. She tried to get a job as a cocktail waitress, since the trays were lighter and the tips were better than the drive-in where she had been working, but a club owner through she’d be better on stage.

In the very early ’60’s, she played both Alaska and Hawaii, and loved them both. Her first engagement in Alaska was Kodiak Island, which had just suffered a massive earthquake and tsunami. In fact, the town was under martial law and she couldn’t work for two weeks. Later, she went to Fairbanks which involved more than three solid days of driving though the wilds of Canada.

In Hawaii, she was asked to go on to Japan and the prospects sounded great — a 20-piece band and 3 shows a night. Then she was told by someone in the know that the musicians didn’t speak English and the shows were at 3 different theatres, each a 200 mile train ride apart. The Shinkansen high-speed rail did exist by then, but still. This reminds me of a story I was told by a Legend that she was offered work in Japan, which would also involve shows at several clubs over the course of a night (*sixteen* she said), but she would be transported on the back of a motor bike. Needless to say, Sandy turned down the offer.

I was particularly delighted that she ended her career in Boston’s Combat Zone. She worked at The 2 O’Clock Club on Washington St. from 1975 until it closed, when she moved to the Mouse Trapp [sic] and then The Piccadilly Club. Her descriptions of working in the Zone were worth the price of the book for me. You can see a little of what it was like in “…A Kind of Life.”: Conversations in the Combat Zone. I think some of the performers Ms. McQueen mentions are portrayed in the book.

Most of the section on Boston are sketches of the performers and club employees. She differentiates between “dancers” and “walkers”. Walkers did just that — walk up and down the stage and strip — and they were rarely features. Unlike some clubs, at The 2, performers didn’t have to mix if they didn’t want to. There were mixers who didn’t always perform, just hustled drinks. There a mention of “Heidi Jo” (Hedy Jo Star), who made wardrobe for most of the performers. Sandy writes that she still has a set of body jewelry, including a metal bra and g-string, made by Hedy Jo’s husband.

In 1979, Sandy McQueen retired from burlesque and moved to New Hampshire.

The most refreshing thing about this memoir is that Sandy looks back without rancor or bitterness. Occasionally, she regrets the way a relationship ended or that something was stolen from her, but for the most part, she doesn’t complain about what might have been or should have been. She treats the years as a grand adventure and her enthusiasm makes the memoir so fun to read.

M2

Published in: on 7 December 2016 at 3:43 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday everyone! Here’s a tip I learned from Elsa/Ernie von Schmaltz at BurlyCon this year:

Use a tennis ball to massage your feet.

After a long night of high heel wearing, soothe your tootsies by rolling a tennis ball under your foot. You may prefer a harder or softer ball or one of a different size. Play around until you discover the best ball for you. And it’s easy to stash in your bag, so you can get immediate relief after the show.

To really make your feet (and most of your body) feel better, take Elsa/Ernie’s class on how to give yourself a great massage with a tennis ball.

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

Published in: on 2 December 2016 at 2:34 pm  Leave a Comment  

Book Review: Behind the Burly Q

Dear Constant Reader,

How about a book review? While at BurlyCon, I had my copy of this book signed by the author. It deserved to come out of the to-be-reviewed pile and back to its place of honor in the library.

Behind the Burly Q: The Story of Burlesque in America by Leslie Zemeckis (2013).

When Leslie Zemeckis interviewed former burlesque performers and their family members for her documentary “Behind the Burly Q”, there were too many stories to fit into her film (disclosure: I haven’t watched the documentary yet). Thus the book was born. And we’re so grateful it was. This history deserves to be preserved before we lose it for good.

The book is a series of essay on individual topics, not a strict chronological history of burlesque. Some chapters focus on one performer (“Texas Justice”) or on a type of performer (“The Tit Singer”) or some other aspect of burlesque (“The High Cost of Stripping”). The chapter “Interlude Before Evening” is a good prelude to Goddess of Love Incarnate: The Life of Stripteuse Lili St. Cyr.

It’s a nice bite-sized way to get some burlesque history, reading a chapter hear and there. The book is thick with quotes from those Leslie interviewed. It’s peppered with photos from the author’s collection, many of which came directly from the performers themselves.

Ms. Zemeckis has a clear affection and great respect for the art form and for those involved in it, which shines through strongly throughout the book. Highly recommended.

Now I need to see the documentary…

M2

Published in: on 30 November 2016 at 3:25 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! This is a time of year when we are encouraged to be generous and think of others, so here’s your tip:

Put your money where your mouth is.

If you don’t like the state of the world or the direction you think things are going, don’t just fret or complain — do something. Donate to a cause you believe in. If money is tight, donate time by volunteering (after all, as they say, time is money). Or donate your skills. A friend of mine will be running a charity auction and is soliciting nifty items from people to auction off.

If you want to make a difference, there’s something you can give to help. It doesn’t have to be a lot; even something small can have an impact.

M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

Published in: on 25 November 2016 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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BurlyCon 2016: Sunday

Dear Constant Reader,

My last day at BurlyCon began with making sure I was packed and ready to check out before I went to classes.

Achieving Closure (me): This is a relatively new class and I was delighted at how well it went. I’m particularly pleased with what I kept calling my “grown-up busy book”, cloth pages with examples of the various closures sewn on, so students could try them out. Educational and entertaining!

Icons of the Tease: From A(nn corio) to Z(orita ) (Leslie Zemeckis): A delightful look at a number of burlesque performers, illustrated with personal anecdotes, photographs, and film footage.

Book Signing (me): My first author event! I’m delighted at how many people showed up. I brought a lot of books with me and went home with almost none. Since I was there for two hours, people drifted in and out. Some stayed to chat, which was lovely, but there was enough quiet time that I could have some lunch lest I snarl at any of my adoring fans. The picture is me briefly curled up in front of the library’s little fireplace. I could have stayed there all day.

Get on the Good Foot: A Post-Stiletto Recovery Class (Elsa/Ernie von Schmaltz): This was a great class and it was the perfect thing to wrap up the weekend. I thought it was going to be about just foot massage, but since everything is connected, we did self-massage all the way from our toes, up our backs to our foreheads. So delightful. So relaxing. I will definitely be practicing this in the future.

I skipped out on the closing ceremony and caught the light rail into Seattle proper. As a method of getting from the airport to downtown, it certainly has Boston beat. I met my friend A. near the Pike Place Market and we had a lovely dinner. We’ve known each other a frighteningly long time and even though we only get together every couple of years, the conversation is always great.

Eventually I had to head back, pick up my bag at the hotel, and go to the airport for my red eye flight home. I was exhausted, but of course, I just couldn’t sleep on the plane. Usually I can sleep anywhere, but planes are just impossible. After an eternity of fitfully dozing to podcasts, the sun rose and we landed at Logan. I blearily made my way back to the Manor, there to collapse for a couple of hours with Albert.

M2

Published in: on 23 November 2016 at 4:10 pm  Leave a Comment  
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