The Expo: Shopping

Dear Constant Reader,

The Vendor Hall is one of the delights of The Expo. I never seem to spend as much time as I want there…

This year’s haul (sort of)

On the left is some soap from Amaranth and Rue. It’s a gift for Scratch, because he’s crazy about all things cherry. On the right is a new jewelry set from Farasha and Su’ad Dance and Designs. I have a lot of red costumes and very little red jewelry, so this was a no-brainer. Plus their prices are so reasonable!

The “sort of” is because I commissioned a set of pasties and a g-string from Glorious Pasties which don’t exist yet, so no photo. I have this act with a fabulous bathtub and a gorgeous costume, but my bottom layer is distinctly lacking in glam. And that’s what gets seen while I’m splashing around in the tub! Cheeky is specially making the set to withstand getting a soaking. I’m so excited!

There were a couple of vendors I didn’t patronize (this time!), but I’d still like to point out.

  • The proprietress of Vixens Ahoy has expanded her repertoire to include circle skirts along with her adorable aprons.
  • Mrs. V and the Bees makes solid moisturizer and lips balms from natural ingredients (like bees’ wax and essential oils) that smell amazing!
  • Light Painting Portraits created some incredible photos, like this one of Vita Lightly:

    I really regret that I didn’t duck into his booth.

    • Next report, parties!

    M2

    Published in: on 3 March 2016 at 3:30 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Nose to the Rhinestone: Day 2

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Wednesdays and Sundays are kind of gimmes in this challenge because The BeauTease have rehearsals, but I did other stuff too, mostly administrative work for B.A.B.E., making sure everything is set for the new Introduction to Burlesque class series and wrapped up from the previous one. Also, it’s the beginning of the month, so I had to cut some checks. None of this glamourous, but it’s necessary to keep a dance floor under our feet.

    I wrote a post here. And I managed to read a couple of chapters of Goddess of Love before falling asleep.

    M2

    Published in: on 3 March 2016 at 8:55 am  Leave a Comment  
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    The Expo: Costume Exhibit and The Atheneum

    Dear Constant Reader,

    Here we have two of my favorite things, costumes and books.

    The costumes…

    Ever since The Expo moved to Cambridge we’ve had a costume exhibit, ably curated by BettySioux Tailor, with the assistance of Baroness Blitzen von Schtupp for the last last *eight* years. As always, there was some fantastic stuff!

    From L to R (top row and then bottom row): Scarlett Letter, Dita Von Tease, Miss Mina Murray, Hedy Jo Star (pink), Hedy Jo Star (green), Jacqueline Hyde, Dangrrr Doll, Red Hot Annie, Sailor St. Claire, Matt Finish, Scarlett O’Hairdye, Raven Roland, Angie Pontani.

    The two Hedy Jo Star costumes were gifted to The Expo from a costumer working in Tokyo who found them in the storage room of her theatre company. We have no idea how they got there or who wore them, but pink one has the name “Nancy Lee” written inside. Any thoughts? Pictures can not do these pieces justice. I hope you got a chance to see them close up.


    We also had an exhibit in memory of Blaze Starr, who passed away over the summer. It included several photographs (two with Boston connections!), video of a couple of her film appearances, the costume Angie Pontani wore for her tribute to the Legend at Miss Exotic World 2006, and Blaze’s own powder puff and hand-made red evening bag with a handwritten note.

    And the books…

    The Atheneum was a new addition this year. Librarian Jennie put together a collection of relevant books and magazines in the breakfast/tea party room for people to browse during the day. Counterpoint Press was good enough to donate Leslie Zemeckis’s Goddess of Love Incarnate and Margo Christie sent her novel, These Days. Other books came from the Library at Stately Babydoll Manor and from Jennie’s own collection.

    I have a collection of “Cavalcade of Burlesque”, an industry magazine published in the early 1950’s by burlesque agent Jess Mack. They’re valuable documents for our community and I wanted to share them, but as you might expect from 65-year-old pulp paper, they’re rather fragile. So, I carefully scanned all my issues page by page and had them printed them up to be as close to the original as possible. I’m so happy to share this bit of history while keeping the originals preserved! (By the way, I’m on the look-out for the May 1953, March 1954, and May 1954 issues…)

    I certainly hope The Expo continues to offer The Atheneum and it becomes a bigger and better resource.

    Up next, shopping!

    M2

    Published in: on 2 March 2016 at 3:32 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Nose to the Rhinestone: Day 1

    Dear Constant Reader,

    My first Nose to the Rhinestone day wasn’t terribly exciting, but productive.

    I created registration for the April Introduction to Burlesque class and updated all the appropriate pages on the B.A.B.E. website. I also wrote a blog post. Answered and sent a couple of emails. I think that was all the computer work for the day.

    I spent just a little time tidying my sewing room/office. It’s hard to work in such a disorganized space, but I’m trying to clean it in manageable bites so I don’t just give up in frustration. Then I made a dozen pairs of teaching pasties. The rounds were already cut, so I just had to glue and tassel. It’s kind of tedious, but needs doing.

    The one really creative thing was finally starting to work on new pasties for The Faerie Queene. It was just the first step, involving some glitter spray paint on lace. Pictures when there’s a little more progress.

    I concluded by reading a couple of chapters of Goddess of Love Incarnate: The Life of Stripteuse Lili St. Cyr. I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. I’m really interested on how it compares to Gilded Lili: Lili St. Cyr and the Striptease Mystique.

    M2

    Published in: on 2 March 2016 at 11:29 am  Leave a Comment  
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    Expo 2016: The Main Event

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I know this is the missive you’re eagerly awaiting. Who were The Howard Award Winners?

    First, I want to tell you about the opening number. Scratch had this idea… and he got Willy Barrett to make it reality. Scratch sang (yes, he actually sang) “Pure Imagination” from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with new lyrics, of course. Whilst he did so, Willy Barrett led a bevy of beauties around the stage in a Follies-style parade with them first displaying and then discarding banners with the numbers 1 through 9. Then Betty and I came out to either side of Scratch and displayed “1” and “0”.

    I try to keep my involvement in The Expo low-profile. From year one I’ve said “I’m not in charge of anything!” So, I didn’t really want to be so prominently featured in the “Parade of Years”, but Willy insisted and I can’t say no to him. As I stood in the wings, watching the showgirls (and boy) swoop and prance, I actually got a bit teary-eyed. I’ll chalk it up a little to stress and lack of sleep, but mostly it was seeing our very own Follies number live on The Expo stage.

    And then I raced to the Green Room to put on something more appropriate for judging than a bra, panel skirt, and feathered hair ornament. On to The Main Event!

    Allow me draw attention to a couple of acts I particularly liked:

  • Maggie McMuffin‘s hot strip to Pink Floyd’s “Have a Cigar” in which she demonstrated her mastery of the eye-fucking techniques she had taught earlier that day. I did not expect the ending. Also, I love her 70’s aesthetic.
  • Shimmy LaRoux as a booty-ful mermaid. Not only was her act adorable and funny, her music mash-up was *perfect*.
  • Delilah as “Annie White”. Due to my particular cultural illiteracy someone had to explain part of this to me later, but I still enjoyed the half-and-half act, even if I didn’t recognize the Jack White half.

    • Although this was a tough slate to judge, I have to say that my fellow judges made this a delightfully easy deliberation experience. We were done in twenty minutes! (I timed it.) In fact, there was still business happening on stage when we got back.

    And that was when I got blindsided. Scratch began calling up people who had worked on The Expo for the past 10 years. First Hunter, our long-time tech director. He and Scratch have been working together since before The Expo was even an idea. Then Willy Barrett, who was at the first Expo because Betty took a workshop with him in New York, thought he was amazing, heard he used to do burlesque, and invited him. And the rest is, as they say, history. Betty Blaize, of course, who was the original Conference Coordinator, became Queen of Registration, and has been in charge of making the new website happen (you have no idea how hard she’s been working on that, non-stop, for at least two years). And me. I almost did cry then. So much for keeping a low profile…

    And now the awards!

    Honored by Gabriella Maze: Jacqueline Boxx*
    Honored by Matt Finish: Private Tails
    Honored by Dangrrr Doll: Sunny Sighed & Bal’d Lightning

    The Howard Award Winners
    Judges’ Choice: Mimi MaShuga
    Best Hybrid: Sunny Sighed & Bal’d Lightning
    Most Comedic: Ruby Spruce
    Most Beautiful: Freaky Candy
    Most Classic: Red Velvet**
    Best Group: The Duet That Do It (aka Scarlett O’Hairdye & Bolt Action)
    Best Solo Performer: Egypt Blaque Knyle

    And then it was definitely time to party!

    M2
    * Jacqueline was appearing as a special guest, rather than a competitor, but a Legend gets to give her personal award to whoever the hell she wants.
    ** Red Velvet joins the small club of those who have won two Howard Awards.

    Published in: on 1 March 2016 at 3:27 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Nose to the Rhinestone: Day 0

    Dear Constant Reader,

    You may be puzzling over the title of this missive. The wonderful Bazuka Joe created the Nose to the Rhinestone challenge thus:

    1. Spend at least 30 minutes a day (Ideally 1 hour) focused on your craft
    2. Show travel and show days count.
    3. If you miss a day, note your reason why and try to make up for it later.

    Now that February is almost over and the craziness of performing for 5 weekends straight (Mardi Gras Ball, The Expo, R & J, Peepshow Menagerie, Monday Night Tease, and a private party) is over, I thought the upcoming lull in March would be a great time to dive into this challenge.

    I will definitely be writing about it here, to stay accountable. I haven’t decided if that means a daily report or a weekly one. I guess I’ll figure that our tomorrow!

    M2

    Published in: on 29 February 2016 at 11:01 am  Comments (1)  
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    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I’d love to tell you that I’m back at my writing desk, but the rigors of February have caught up with me and I am laid low by a wretched illness. Soon I will be back to finish recounting the wonders of The Great Burlesque Expo and tell you all about my trip to L.A.

    But even weakened and coughing, I would not forget your Friday Tip. Today, a travel tip for you.

    When flying à deux choose the aisle and window seats. There’s a good chance you’ll end up with an empty seat between you.

    Obviously this doesn’t always work, but it’s always worth a try. Nobody chooses to sit in a middle seat unless there are no other options.

    M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

    Published in: on 26 February 2016 at 1:02 pm  Leave a Comment  
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    Friday Tip!

    Dear Constant Reader,

    As you read this, I am winging my way to lovely, warm Los Angeles, but I would never forget your tip. Here it is!

    Done is good.

    Sometime we just don’t have the luxury of time, money, or skill to make something exactly, perfectly as we dreamed it would be. You can always go back and fix it, but for now, when you need it, done is good.

    M2Like this tip? There are lots more in Miss Mina Murray’s Little Book of Better Burlesque.

    Published in: on 19 February 2016 at 11:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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    A Brief Hiatus

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I’m going to briefly pause my reporting on The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2016. I know you were dying to hear about The Main Event, but it will just have to wait until next week (and I’m hoping there might be some pictures available by then).

    Your faithful correspondent is heading to lovely Los Angeles for a few days of much needed sun and fun. I’ll be away from my writing desk the entire time (except for your Friday Tip, of course).

    If you’re in the neighborhood, you can see me Friday night at Peepshow Menagerie’s 3rd Annual David Bowie Burlesque Tribute, Oh These Pretty Things. I’ll be performing a brand-new number to my favorite Bowie song. It’s also my birthday!

    Monday I’ll be performing at Monday Night Tease. I’m very excited to be able to grace that famous stage!

    I’ll tell you all about it when I get back. And finish reporting on The Expo.

    M2

    Published in: on 18 February 2016 at 3:44 pm  Leave a Comment  

    Expo 2016: The Conference

    Dear Constant Reader,

    I confess that I went to fewer classes this year that I think I ever have before. I was just so busy and tired this year. However, the ones I made it to were uniformly terrific.

    Saturday
    Lazy Stripper Techniques: Eye-Fucking for Beginners (Maggie McMuffin): Eye contact is one of those things that’s so important and yet I often shy away from. We did some really helpful exercises, practicing eye contact with different messages. Besides eye-fucking we also learned about the importance of walls.

    Burlesque, Broadway & Hollywood (Sailor St. Claire): This was so much fun. A look at how burlesque influenced (and still does) Broadway and Hollywood productions. Accompanied by one of Sailor’s terrific presentations with stills *and* clips from “Silk Stockings” (you must see it!). Apparently she knew this class would be Mina-bait because she included as many pictures with fans as possible.

    Sunday
    Burlesque vs. the Real World (panel): A discussion on how to deal with being a burlesque performer in a world that can be hostile to what we do. Honestly, this isn’t usually my interest, but panels often bring up things I never would have thought of. Mostly, I’m lucky that “outing” has never been a problem.

    Stalking the Stocking (me): Although Scandal did her best not to throw me under the bus this year (9am on Sunday, opposite Willy Barrett, &c.), I only had a single student. However, she was completely new to the world of stocking removes, so we had a terrific one-on-one lesson that I hope was valuable for her.

    Adding Drama with Isis Wings (Baroness Blitzen von Schtupp): I’ve had a pair of wings gathering dust (and wrinkles) for a couple of years now. I’m a lot more comfortable using them now after this class. I certainly got my quota of spinning and an arm work out. Number one project before I try using the wings again: replace the sticks. The cheap wooden ones had broken inside the wings which made holding them a little challenging.

    Dirty, Sexy, Smooth Chair Dancing (Red Hot Annie): A fun class and a real work out.We learned chair moves in a little choreography, which changed and evolved as we did it. The song we used was “In These Shoes”, which Betty often uses for a warm-up, so there was a little aural confusion for me at first. The hotel chairs are really terrible — the backs are too high and they’re balanced poorly — but we did our best. I decided to save the inversion tricks until I’m in the studio with my beloved Stefan. A few people went down and I didn’t want to add myself to those numbers.

    As always I’m grateful to all the teachers who share their knowledge and all the students who give the teachers someone to teach and Scandal and her staff for making it possible.

    M2

    Published in: on 17 February 2016 at 3:54 pm  Leave a Comment  
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