Happy New Year!

Dear Constant Reader,

I hope you had a lovely New Year’s Eve celebration and 2013 is a wonderful year for you!

At Stately Babydoll Manor, Scratch made a sumptuous feast, as is his wont. [EDIT: Scratch points out that I neglected to mention the hors d’oeuvres of artichoke tapenade on rounds of Persian cucumber and broiled shrimp wrapped in bacon. Albert, the Manor cat, received a single plain boiled shrimp, but he turned up his nose in favor of cat food. He’s weird.] The main course included a pork roast braised in cider with pears and quinoa mixed with sweet spiced wild rice. But the highlight was a ratatouille galette.

Scratch took slices of zucchini, tomato, and onion, and alternated them in concentric rings in a cast iron frying pan that had been lightly coated with basil-infused olive oil. He sprinkled more onions on top and seasoned it (I know dill was involved and seasoned salt. but I’m unsure of the details). It baked for about an hour and everything caramelized. I wish I’d taken a picture, but your Faithful Correspondent is not in the habit of photographing her dinner. That may change this year. You’ll just have to take my word for it that the dish was beautiful and delicious.

Also, beautiful and delicious (and similarly undocumented for posterity) was the dessert I made: blackberry clafouti1. Clafouti is a sort of fruity custardy baked pancake. And it’s so easy to make —  just put the fruit in a pie pan, pour the batter over it, and bake until it puffs up and turns brown around the edges. In early July I make it with sour cherries from the Manor’s orchards. As a bonus, the recipe I use is quite light & healthy, despite it being for a French dessert.

At midnght there was peach prosecco, as there should be.

New Year’s Day was spent working on my new costume for The Bod of Avon, which you should all come see, either in previews or the real thing. No photos of the costume, although I desperately want to show you — the fabric is just stunning. Come to the show and see it!

And how did you spend the holiday?

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1Technically, clafouti is made with cherries and if any other kind of fruit is used, it’s called flaugnarde, but I’m not that much of a stickler for accuracy.

Published in: on 2 January 2013 at 11:07 am  Comments (1)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today’s tip comes from my good friend, master costumer Rae Bradbury-Enslin, the one who taught me most of my costume MacGyver tricks.

If someone is close enough to see a mistake in your costume and comment on it, they’re close enough to punch in the nose.

P.S. And don’t forget to vote for me for The MacGyver Award !

Published in: on 21 September 2012 at 10:00 am  Comments (1)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

We’re getting closer to The Wrathskellar and, among other things, are putting the finishing touches on costumes, which leads me to this tip:

If you have limited time, money and/or materials, invest them in the bottom layer of your costume. It’s the last thing the audience is going to see and you want to leave them with a dazzling impression.

P.S. I’ve been nominated for a Golden Pastie Award! Please vote for me for The MacGyver Award (For the performer who can fix any costume malfunction anytime, anywhere, and with anything).

Published in: on 14 September 2012 at 11:01 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Before today’s tip (which I know you are eagerly awaiting, like all of my pearls of wisdom), I’d like to mention that nominations are open for The Golden Pastie Awards at the New York Burlesque Festival. Perhaps you would like to nominate me? I wouldn’t want to structure your experience, but I’m thinking The MacGyver Award (for the performer who can fix any costume malfunction anytime, anywhere, and with anything), although usually I’m known as The Martha Stewart of Burlesque.

And on that note:

If something is spilled on your costume, quickly rinse it with cold water and blot with a clean towel.

Heat will set stains, hence *cold* water. Rubbing will grind the stain into the fabric, so blot. And by towel, I mean, napkin, paper towel, hankie, spare sock, &c. Once you get home you can properly care for the stain, without having made life harder for yourself.

For more helpful costume care information, attend my class at BurlyCon in November!

Published in: on 24 August 2012 at 9:56 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Heavily embellished costumes should be stored flat.

If you put them on a hanger, the weight of the beads, rhinestones, &c may stretch the garment out of shape. If you need to fold them for storage, pad the creases with acid-free tissue paper.

Published in: on 10 August 2012 at 1:03 pm  Leave a Comment  
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My Little Friend

Dear Constant Reader,

Although “my little friend” is usually what Betty Blaize calls me (she *is* 8 inches taller than I am), in this case I mean something the same size I am: my dress form. Scratch gave it to me for my birthday this year and it’s been a delight. I used to have an old, clunky mannequin that was probably 3rd hand and very hard to adjust. My new one (no name, but I’ll take suggestions) is set to be exactly Mina-sized.

Here she is modeling my Catherine D’Lish costume:
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This is the costume Catherine D’Lish used to use for her spiderweb act. I bought it from her on eBay, but had to make some modifications. I’m a pretty small person, but she’s tiny! Hence, the strip of red velvet down the front of the skirt. I’m still rhinestoning it. You can’t tell, but I also hemmed the scarf.

The Burleque-O-Matic gown:
burlesqueomatic
I made this for the act we performed at the Rhinestone Revue on Friday night of the Expo this year. I needed something I could both put on and take off quickly that was over-the-top glamourous. You might remember me writing about it here. I’m quite pleased with how it came out, considering how little time I had to make it.

The Ridiculous Confection:
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I didn’t make this. Scratch found it for me on our last summer tour. He’s got a great eye for fabulous clothing.

I’ll be wearing The Ridiculous Confection in our new touring show A (Re)Movable Feast. If you’d like to help get us on the road, consider pledging to our Kickstarter campaign. We’ve got some nifty gifts if you do!

Published in: on 29 May 2012 at 10:50 am  Leave a Comment  
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Vintage Costumes of Burlesque

Dear Constant Reader,

You know I love burlesque and burlesque history. You may also know that I love costumes and I’m pretty good at making them too. You may not know that I have always wanted to work in a museum. It’s true. I even went to school for Museum Studies. Recently, Scratch allowed me to indulge in my passion for all these things by setting up an exhibit of burlesque costumes at The West End Museum here in Boston.

The folks at Pin Curl Magazine were good enough to do a little feature on the exhibit.

If you want to see the costumes for yourself, they’ll be at The West End Museum until May 12. On May 11th at 7pm there will be a closing reception, which is free. I’ll be there and I’m happy to give you a guided tour of the exhibit.

Published in: on 3 May 2012 at 11:30 am  Comments (4)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Count out your rhinestones before you start your project and split them up by garment area.

That way you won’t go overboard on one bra cup and have only a dozen remaining for the other.

Published in: on 27 April 2012 at 10:50 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Replace standard garment zippers with jacket zippers — the kind with the big, chunky, plastic teeth. They’re not as pretty or subtle, but less likely to get stuck or break. And they do less damage to your skin than metal zippers, just in case you zip yourself (ouch!).

Published in: on 30 March 2012 at 12:54 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Costume Crunch

Dear Constant Reader,


Vote for the Boston Babydolls!


The Boston Babydolls are working on a brand new act that we are going to show for the very first time at The Rhinestone Revue on Friday, April 6th. I need a smashing gown, but none of the ones I already had fit the bill. We tried a couple at rehearsal on Wednesday, but no dice.

In a fit of bravado, I decided to make a new one. Before rehearsal on Sunday. Scratch often calls me the Fastest Needle in the East, so why not test the veracity of that title once again? He thought it was a bad idea, so of course I had to run with the plan.

I had a pattern I wanted to use, but the last time I tried it, the bodice gaped badly. Fortunately I have a new dressmaker’s mannequin to help with fitting.

Friday night, I cut the bodice lining and started altering it. Saturday I bought my fabric, cut everything out, and started sewing everything. Eventually I broke 4 needles sewing the skirt together, quit and went to sleep. Sunday there was more bodice fitting, zipper setting, and the creation of a wearable garment. A pretty nice one, if unfinished.

Because I was both arrogant and under the gun, I started on the hem treatment. What I really needed to do was set it all aside, take some time to think, and go to rehearsal with a partially done, but wearable dress. What I ended up doing was cursing a lot and making some really dumb decisions.

At rehearsal, my dress was duly admired and I was given some good suggestions for fixing the hem treatment and some additional improvements.

What am I doing today? Ripping off the hem treatment. What will I be doing before Wednesday? Fixing my dumb mistakes. When do you get to see the dress? April 6th.

Published in: on 12 March 2012 at 2:31 pm  Leave a Comment  
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