Halloween Under Bits

Dear Constant Reader,

This past Saturday was our first Halloween show. I may write about it in more detail later — this is just to show you my new shiny bits.

Last year, after a planned act failed to come together, I swapped in “Moon Over Bourbon Street”, a rather pretentious fan dance, a few days before the show. At the last minute, I realized I could reinforce the vampire theme with a pair of bat pasties. They were literally made the night before and, while they were cute, I wasn’t happy with them. They were too big and the minimal rhinestoning didn’t pop at all.

This year I planned ahead and made new bat pasties, using a template from Manuge et Toi.
Bat pasties
The rhinestones are mostly from Looking Glass Gems, with some black diamond Swarovskis Scratch had in his stash.

Next up, I needed a new g-string for “Satanic Panic” as the one I had been using was going to be appearing in “Bourbon Street”. I wanted it to be flame-themed to match the pasties* I had made for the act’s debut. I decided to challenge myself and make the g-string flame-shaped as well as colored.

Flame pasties & g-string

That g-string is heavy! I’m not sure I’ve ever stoned a garment other than pasties that solidly before. Fortunately, it stays in place pretty securely. I’m pretty pleased with how it came out. The photo really doesn’t do the colors justice, especially the shifting shades of the phoenix rhinestones (the orange-ish stones).

As with the bats, the majority of the rhinestones are from Looking Glass Gems, except the citrine on the pasties which are Swarovski.

While I was working on the g-string, and really feeling on a roll, I went to visit my parents. I wanted to keep working, but my bottle of glue was too big to take on the plane. I grabbed one of my TSA-compliant toiletry containers and dumped in a hefty glop of Jewel Bond. Rhinestoning on a plane is a bit challenging, but at least I (and probably my seatmate) was entertained.

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*Although Manuge et Toi now has a flame pastie template, these pasties were made about a year before it was released. It would have made my life so much easier and my pastie design so much cleaner.

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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday! I’m heading off shortly for our back to school show at Electric Haze as part of Worcester Pride. Here’s your tip! I can’t believe I’ve never given it to you before

Make sure your pastie adhesive is meant for skin.

There are a lot of options to affix your pasties to yourself, some better for you than others. Some good ones are toupee, wig, and fashion/swimsuit tape. If you prefer a liquid adhesive, anything you can get at a theatrical supply house will work — liquid latex (eyelash glue is just a weaker version), spirit gum (don’t forget the remover!), medical-grade adhesive.

I recommend avoiding carpet tape, spray adhesives, and anything else that might contain dubious chemicals. You don’t want that stuff potentially being absorbed by your pores.

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Published in: on 8 September 2023 at 11:01 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Have a tip!

IMG_2002When making non-symetrical pasties, and you want them to mirror each other, remember to flip your pattern over for the second one!

Yes, this was inspired by the pasties I’m making for our upcoming show. No, it’s not because I made that particular mistake. No, they’re not the pasties pictured — those are by Canova Studio. If you want to see the ones I’m making, you’ll have to get a ticket to Secrets of the Illuminaughty on July 8.

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Published in: on 30 June 2023 at 2:19 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s full summer here in New England and that means it’s hot and humid. Your costume pieces stick to your sweaty body. Except, of course, the items you want to stick — your pasties! Those seem to slide right off. Which leads to this week’s tip!

Pack a small towel to dry your skin before attaching your pasties.

Moisture can interfere with the adhesive; clean, dry skin improves your chances of keeping your pasties in place. If you are particularly sweaty, wash your skin and then dry it very well before you put on the adhesive. I know some people use alcohol wipes. They are convenient and very drying, but alcohol can damage your skin’s barrier. However you clean your skin, make sure to moisturize after you remove the adhesive.

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Published in: on 15 July 2022 at 1:15 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Friday! Before we get to your tip I want to remind everyone to come see me and The Boston BeauTease tomorrow in Cover Girls at The Thalia! Also, applications for The Great Burlesque Exposition go from $20 to $30 on midnight on Saturday! And now, your tip!

Tassel twirling isn’t mandatory.

Tassel twirling is unique to burlesque and it’s often expected in burlesque shows. I maintain that *anyone* can learn to do it.

However, it’s a specialized skill, a trick, and it’s not for everyone or all occasions. Tassel twirling may not suit your act or your character. You might just not like it. It’s okay. You don’t have to twirl if you don’t want to. I just ask that if you’re not twirling, you please wear pasties without tassels. There’s the expectation that if you’ve got tassels, you’re going to twirl them.

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Published in: on 29 September 2017 at 12:15 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Owie

Dear Constant Reader,

One of the glamourous things about being a burlesque dancer is getting to wear pasties — those tiny ornaments of rhinestones and tassels, magically clinging to our breasts like dazzling limpets.

When asked how we keep out pasties on, Scratch usually answers “Staple gun.” The reality is double-sided tape. Every Babydoll has her own favorite brand, but we all use tape. It’s the fastest method for changing, since you can have your pasties all prepared in advance and you just peel & stick and don’t have to wait for an adhesive, like spirit gum, to dry.

We all change our pasties at least once in The Wrathskellar. Stella & I wear 4 different pairs each over the course of the show. The tape can be a little irritating, especially as the weather gets drier. And it’s worse for those who have sensitive skin in the first place. I moisturize like crazy during the run of a show. And move the position of the tape around, so it’s not alway sticking in exactly the same place. But peeling off the tape can take a little skin with it.

So, after several days of show, I can end up with abrasions on my breasts.

I call them “boob-boos”.

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