Expo 2014: The Conference

Dear Constant Reader,

The Conference is the jewel of The Expo — 4 tracks of classes covering everything from dance to business and beginner to professional-level. It’s a fabulous opportunity to learn and I wish more people took full advantage of it.

Friday
The Teasing Touch (me): Friday afternoon classes are new this year. I wasn’t actually expecting anyone to show up, but I had 3 students: a newcomer, an experienced burlesquer, and someone for whom this was her first burlesque class! I was so thrilled. We explored some of the wonderful things you can do with your hands and gloves.

There were more classes and some Birds of a Feather sessions, but I was in tech rehearsal for The Rhinestone Revue.

Saturday
Gala DeliciousSubtle Sparkle: Edge-Beading (me): I really like “make & take” classes. You go in with nothing and walk out with a thingy or at least the beginnings of a thingy and the knowledge to finish it. In this class I taught the basics of edge-beading and let the students practice it by making a ribbon choker. Here’s Gala Delicious modeling her creation. She practically beaded the whole thing in just two hours!

Strip Like a Stripper (Sheila Starr Siani): After seeing Sheila’s terribly sexy performance the night before, I was eager for this class. We learned some key secrets and practiced some classic stripper moves. No surprise, everyone wanted to learn the booty bounce. Best moment, Stella with her legs up in the air demonstrating, mentioning that she learned it in college.

The Road Warriors (panel): This was just fun, listening to Willy Barrett, Scratch, Angie Pontani, and Red Snapper share touring stories. Still, I learned some useful tips. Just have to point out that Snapper made *handouts*. For a panel.

Dance Moves for Non-Dancers (Red Snapper): I swear I was not stalking Red Snapper. We learned a bunch of basic moves, hardly harder than walking, many of which we use in BABEfit combinations. The class finished with us all dancing The Hustle. And there was a cheat sheet, so I didn’t even need to take notes.

Flirting with Fan Dance (Fanny Galore): You know I love fan dance and I take all the classes I can, even beginner ones because I’m always search for that one bit of gold. In this case, it was the experience of fan dancing to music that was nowhere near my comfort zone.

Sunday
Using Your Face (Willy Barrett): I admit it: facial expressions are one of my weak points and when I’m sharing the stage with Betty or Brigitte, it really shows. We learned the mind-body-spirit correspondences to the parts of the face and to the eyes.

Down & Dirty (Red Snapper): I’ve taken this floorwork class before, but I always like to work my legs and abs. And besides, I might learn something new. In this case, it was the memorable phrase “tits up to God”.

The Legs and Feet of a Dancer (Willy Barrett): I always love watch people’s minds get blown in one of Willy’s classes. And Brigitte was no exception — she’s already reworking her stocking removes. Besides learning the mind-body-spirit connection to the parts of the leg and the foot, we also practiced stances and their meanings. Favorite moment: Whisper de Corvo volunteered to demonstrate. She chose to be a tiger, then said she couldn’t be a bunny. You never say “can’t” to Willy Barrett! And yes, she can.

Ribbon flowerRibbon Work for Detailed Costumes (Whisper de Corvo): Ribbon flowers are so beautiful, but I’ve never tried making them. We made pansies from lovely ombre ribbon, some modern and some vintage. My creation turned out a little wonky (I think I needed slightly longer ribbon lengths), but still pretty.

Go-Go Robics (Angie Pontani):
Angie teaching(Photo by Kristin Chalmers Photography)
I was really looking forward to this one. The Pontani Sisters’ Go-Go Robics DVDs were among the first I bought when I embarked on my burlesque journey, so I jumped at the chance to do it with Angie, in person. She taught a super-high energy choreography to “The Clapping Song”, which had us gasping and sweating in no time. Here’s a snippet of video. You can just sort of see me flailing around behind Angie.

And then I had to skip the last class session to set up for my Tea Party!

M2

Published in: on 25 February 2014 at 10:37 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

It’s Friday tip time! One of the great things about The Conference at The Expo is that I get inspired with all sorts of new tips. Here’s one for both taking and teaching movement classes:

For students:
Put down your notebook. Let your body learn as well as your mind.
Trust me, I am a compulsive note-taker, but you won’t get as much out of the class if you’re frantically scribbling instead of moving. Take a few minutes at the end of class to jot things down while they’re still fresh.

For teachers:
Create a cheat-sheet or aide-mémoire for your students so they don’t have to take notes.
Tell them you have it at the start of class, but don’t hand it out until the end. If you want to be super-awesome, make a video of your combination or choreography and give students the URL.

M2

Published in: on 21 February 2014 at 10:55 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Happy Valentine’s Day! The Boston Babydolls will be celebrating by presenting two performances of Love Actually (not actually) at The Davis Square Theatre tonight. I know, a full-production show less than one week after The Expo, what were we thinking? We were thinking it would be fun!

Your tip today comes from the wisdom of fictional tough guy Joe Pike, written by Robert Crais:

Love is not so plentiful that any of us can afford to reject it when it’s offered.

M2

Published in: on 14 February 2014 at 8:47 am  Comments (1)  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today is the first day of The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2014! I can’t wait to see all your shiny faces and sparkly other body parts!

But, first, your Friday Tip!

When in doubt, point your toe.

M2

Published in: on 7 February 2014 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

Saturday night at the Vermont Burlesque Festival, Ray Gunn dropped by my room to borrow a needle and thread for a costume repair and managed to sweet-talk me into doing it for him. It took me no time at all. It’s not for nothing that I’m known as The Fastest Needle in the East (also The Martha Stewart of Burlesque), but part of the reason I was able to reattach the snap so quickly was that I use this trick:

1. Cut a long length of thread and double it.
2. Now thread the needle with the doubled thread.
You now have 4 strands of thread in your needle.
3. Knot all the ends together.

Thus you can make 4 stitches with one pass. And the thread won’t slip out of the needle. I’ve got to give credit to Schwartz, who worked on our costumes for The Rhinestone Revue last year for teaching me this tip. It’s ever so helpful when sewing on snaps, buttons and other fasteners.

M2

Published in: on 31 January 2014 at 10:11 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

I’m off to the Vermont Burlesque Festival today. It’s so cold in Boston and we’re heading even further north. I’m doing everything I can to keep from freezing important bits off. Today’s tip is:

Wool is your friend.

Not only does it keep you warm, but it breathes so your sweat doesn’t get trapped and chill you. Leg warmers and a cropped cardigan may be a dancer cliche, but they’re an excellent way of keeping your muscles loose and toasty when it’s frigid out.

M2

Published in: on 24 January 2014 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

I’ve had fitness on my mind lately as we had been preparing to launch BABEfit (which by the way one of our students called “the most fun fitness class I’ve ever taken!”) and thus your Friday Tip:

When working your abs, don’t forget to work your lower back. It’s part of your core too.

A lower back exercise I like is Superman: lie face down, arms over your head like you’re flying like Superman. Then lift your chest off the ground, hold for a few breaths, then lower. Lift your hips off the ground, hold for a few breaths, then lower. If this is too easy, lift your chest and hips at the same time. You shouldn’t ever feel a strain in your back, just the muscles working.

M2

Published in: on 17 January 2014 at 3:29 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

Today’s Friday Tip follows up last week’s. Besides moisturizing like crazy, you need to…

Exfoliate!

(If you are that sort of person, please imagine it said in a Dalek monotone).

For beautiful smooth skin, especially in the winter, you need to gently remove the layer of dead, dry, dull skin. And if you exfoliate before shaving, you get a closer, smoother shave. So why wouldn’t you?

Twice a week I use Dr. Jen’s Five Fruit Face Wash*. For other body parts I use a homemade sugar or salt scrub. It’s so easy to make yourself, as my students at The Great Burlesque Exposition of 2013 discovered.

I use sugar scrub on more delicate skin, like hands and legs. Salt scrub is for rougher spots, like feet, especially heels. Don’t use these scrubs on your face!

Here’s my sugar scrub recipe:
1/2 cup white cane sugar
1/4 cup oil (jojoba, avocado, or olive are all good)
4 drops peppermint essential oil
Mix them all together in a jar. To use, wet your skin and then smooth on the sugar scrub. Let it sit a couple of minutes if you want (it might start to tighten up & tingle a little), gently rub into skin, then rinse off. Be careful if you’re using this in the shower as the oil makes things a bit slippery.

Perhaps anon I’ll share my special salt foot scrub.

M2
*I have no affiliation with Atomic Cosmetics. I just like their products. A lot.

Published in: on 10 January 2014 at 9:31 am  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip!

Dear Constant Reader,

First Friday Tip of 2014! I don’t know about where you are, but it’s freezing here in Boston, about 10 degrees last I checked and over a foot of snow. Winter air is terribly dry and just sucks all the juiciness out of your skin, which leads me to today’s tip:

Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!

Keep your skin nice, smooth, and soft in the winter. All over. Don’t neglect your breasts! Pulling pastie adhesive off dry skin can be terribly painful, especially when you’re changing pasties multiple times a night and performing for several nights in a row. I have the blood-stained pasties to prove it! Don’t be like me…

I use my home-made lotion bars and lip balm daily. For really deep moisturizing, I like Dr. Jen’s body butter. Grapefruit is my current favorite.

Whatever kind of lotion, cream, butter, &c. you choose, it’s more fun if a friend helps you rub it in all over. *wink*

M2

Published in: on 3 January 2014 at 2:55 pm  Leave a Comment  
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Friday Tip

Dear Constant Reader,

I hope you had a merry Christmas or enjoyed your Chinese food and movie.

Here’s your tip: short, simple, and sweet:

Be naughty *and* nice.

M2

Published in: on 27 December 2013 at 10:00 am  Leave a Comment  
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